Fat birds.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:41 pm

Would you/ Have you?

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:43 pm

Maybe.
Yes.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:44 pm

Maybe.
Yes.

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:51 pm

Rats, u considering some cushion for the pushin?

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:55 pm

oh good, Im glad you think its okay to use derogatory terms toward obese females, but as soon as finding money is mentioned everyone seems to want to take the moral highground,

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:56 pm

id take the 2 grand and the fat bird

sorted for life ya get meh!!!!

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:56 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

Love this tune so, so much

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:10 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH18_dZIYOE

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:12 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJgbb_S_ ... re=related

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:14 pm

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:17 pm

missedthebus wrote:

simple answer to that is a straight NO lol

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:46 pm

missedthebus wrote:

surely the question is, can you get in?

heidi m. · Post by **heidi m.** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:52 pm

bandshell wrote:
missedthebus wrote:
surely the question is, can you get in?

Where there's a willy, there's a way. Just have to chuck a bag of flour at it to find the wetspot.

magma · Post by **magma** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:06 pm

Depends.

Once. Though she wasn't exactly massive. It was rubbish. I only did it because a friend and I had a conversation about her having a "glint in her eye" that suggested extreme bedroom filth. None materialised...

Is it me or are one night stands either a total waste of time or the most fun you've ever had? Never inbetween...

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:14 pm

Magma wrote:Is it me or are one night stands either a total waste of time or the most fun you've ever had? Never inbetween...

yea never in between imo, i usually find that you get the butters girls which she is totally shit in bed and end up leaving half way though and bashing yourself off instead, or you get the real fit bird who just wants fun which turns out the one of the best shags youve had, either way its a point on the scoreboard lol

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:22 pm

Only if she has massive tits. Im talkin big as your head. Nothing worse than a chubby bird with tiny tits.

Oh and everyone has a different perception of what fat is. There's also a difference between fat and plump, lol.

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:27 pm

::G-SUS:: wrote:Only if she has massive tits. Im talkin big as your head. Nothing worse than a chubby bird with tiny tits.

I agree with your second opinion, but tits as big as a head is fucking gross.

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:31 pm

NilsFG wrote:
::G-SUS:: wrote:Only if she has massive tits. Im talkin big as your head. Nothing worse than a chubby bird with tiny tits.
I agree with your second opinion, but tits as big as a head is fucking gross.

Nah man, its all about the

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:40 pm

I was going to comment but it came out all girly and righteous..

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:48 pm

more cushioning for my pushin'-in, I say...

plus they're more grateful/more likely to cook you a nice breakfast in the morning

Fat birds.

Fat birds.

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