Fat birds.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:50 pm

Like fucking a matress with a wet hole, innit?

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:55 pm

bright maroon wrote:I was going to comment but it came out all girly and righteous..

Its ok, so do a lot of posts by guys on here.

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:56 pm

Diss04 wrote:more cushioning for my pushin'-in, I say...

plus they're more grateful/more likely to cook you a nice breakfast in the morning

This...everybody has to fuck a fat chick at least once...unless your dick is so small that you will only manage to fuck a belly crease or summin.

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:12 pm

i havent ever had a particularly fat bird but theres certainly something sexy about them tarty heavier girls you get with the massive titties.

Would certainly be right up for a titwank off one of them chubby yates's slags you get in most british town centres come closing time on a friday night.

hurlingdervish · Post by **hurlingdervish** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:18 pm

bright maroon wrote:I was going to comment but it came out all girly and righteous..

all the more reason you should have posted it.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:19 pm

MiscreanT wrote:i havent ever had a particularly fat bird but theres certainly something sexy about them tarty heavier girls you get with the massive titties.

Would certainly be right up for a titwank off one of them chubby yates's slags you get in most british town centres come closing time on a friday night.

Do you do children's parties, MiscreanT?

fretn · Post by **fretn** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:55 pm

go get 'em tiger

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:57 pm

Her tits look like the leather on my sofa.

Genevieve · Post by **Genevieve** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:05 pm

Rad turds

Lad herds

Flat nerds

Need more.

I dug 'rad turds'. Turds are raaad

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:17 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
MiscreanT wrote:i havent ever had a particularly fat bird but theres certainly something sexy about them tarty heavier girls you get with the massive titties.

Would certainly be right up for a titwank off one of them chubby yates's slags you get in most british town centres come closing time on a friday night.
Do you do children's parties, MiscreanT?

I used to, loved it, not had any business in a while now since the court case, all these uppity mums and dads want anyone near their kids to have one of these disclosures.

Makes it a bit hard for entertainers such as myself, who also happen to have previous convictions for sexual attacks to make their way in life.

pets bud · Post by **pets bud** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:36 pm

Fat girls are like riding a scooter, its all fun untill your friends see you with one.

Oh, and I have. Nice thick ones with double d's...

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:49 pm

Bunch of fucking chubby chasers

B_90 · Post by **B_90** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:58 pm

The_Dza88 wrote:Bunch of fucking chubby chasers

Dza u smell

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:16 pm

B-90 wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:Bunch of fucking chubby chasers
Dza u smell nice

Thanks

chester perry · Post by **chester perry** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:22 pm

depends on what you class as fat. I haver no shame when it comes to the BBW. They do tend to be dirtier.

B_90 · Post by **B_90** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:22 pm

The_Dza88 wrote:
B-90 wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:Bunch of fucking chubby chasers
Dza u smell like a fat bird g string after a wedgie from Arnold Swarchsnegger
i know im in affect the child of Vannesa Feltz and the lead singer of the magic numbers.

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:25 pm

Chester Perry wrote:depends on what you class as fat. I haver no shame when it comes to the BBW. They do tend to be dirtier.

Like I always say, they fuck with enthusiasm.

petS buD wrote:Nice thick ones with double d's...

yup

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:34 pm

we are all different shapes and sizes

i am a skinny tnuc but have no need to worry about my appearance...we are all beautiful

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:39 pm

B-90 wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:
B-90 wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:Bunch of fucking chubby chasers
Dza u smell like a fat bird g string after a wedgie from Arnold Swarchsnegger
i know im in affect the child of Vannesa Feltz and the lead singer of the magic numbers.

Yerrr

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