Fat birds.

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:57 am

Magma wrote:
tronn wrote:
BNanni wrote:So what size is a good size?
What do you personally consider too skinny?
Do squats twice a week and hit the stairmaster once a week, don't eat kfc, Mickee Deez, chinese food, bacon egg and cheese sandwiches more than four times a month. Go light on the chips and eat crackers with peanut butter when you need to snack, put fruit on your ice cream and a little less chocolate syrup.

Do that for three months straight and you'll look great, and I don't even what you look like.

And if you're already doing this, you're probably a boring, image-obsessed fuck and men won't fall in love with you
Fixed.

Haha!
Like I said earlier in the thread I love my food, this is why I snack throughout the day.
Food is the way to my heart.

And where you said about girls being confident, I think that's my downfall.
I know i'm not obese or owt like that, but still not confident.

Must work at it!

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:55 am

BNanni wrote:And where you said about girls being confident, I think that's my downfall.
I know i'm not obese or owt like that, but still not confident.

Must work at it!

If you're size 8-12 then you're perfectly within normal limits.... long as you haven't got an eye in the middle of your chin, then you just need to carry yourself properly... a confident smile and a piece of clothing that says "Yeah, I can get away with it" goes a long way... I've no idea what you look like, but most girls that aren't stnuc are waayyy more attractive than they think they are.

Girls that are stnuc are occasionally less attractive than they think they are.

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:05 am

Magma wrote:
BNanni wrote:And where you said about girls being confident, I think that's my downfall.
I know i'm not obese or owt like that, but still not confident.

Must work at it!

Girls that are stnuc are occasionally less attractive than they think they are.

So true.
I'm not a tnuc, I know i'm not.
I'm just a bit mad!

This could be a DSF therapy thread the way this is going on!

nfektd_kid · Post by **nfektd_kid** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:18 am

Chubby girls and curves FTW!!!

My Ex and Current are both chubby both are awesome
in bed

Fucked some hot women in my time most of them shit

Cause fuckin skinny girls is like fucking a bag of coat hangers
and no one likes bruises

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:19 am

nfektd_kid wrote:
Cause fuckin skinny girls is like fucking a bag of coat hangers
and no one likes bruises

This made me Lol

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:20 am

nfektd_kid wrote:Chubby girls and curves FTW!!!

My Ex and Current are both chubby both are awesome
in bed

Fucked some hot women in my time most of them shit

Cause fuckin skinny girls is like fucking a bag of coat hangers
and no one likes bruises

nah man skinny girls are fun too. you can get well rowdier with them cos you can chuck em about more.

chester perry · Post by **chester perry** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:22 am

Lets be honest, we'd all want to pump Charlotte Church. Chubby and you know she will be dirty. Prefered her when she was younger though.

nfektd_kid · Post by **nfektd_kid** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:24 am

MiscreanT wrote:
nfektd_kid wrote:Chubby girls and curves FTW!!!

My Ex and Current are both chubby both are awesome
in bed

Fucked some hot women in my time most of them shit

Cause fuckin skinny girls is like fucking a bag of coat hangers
and no one likes bruises
nah man skinny girls are fun too. you can get well rowdier with them cos you can chuck em about more.

bruv i think the word your looking for is petite gotta love them petite girls for sure!

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:34 am

Chester Perry wrote:Lets be honest, we'd all want to pump Charlotte Church. Chubby and you know she will be dirty. Prefered her when she was younger though.

How much younger?

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:39 am

Chester Perry wrote:Lets be honest, we'd all want to pump Charlotte Church. Chubby and you know she will be dirty.

In a minute.... that girl blatantly GOES.

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:50 am

Chester Perry wrote:Lets be honest, we'd all want to pump Charlotte Church. Chubby and you know she will be dirty. Prefered her when she was younger though.

aye i'd deffo pump her. Theres something about a bird with an accent that i fucking love! London council birds and northern scallies especially.

chester perry · Post by **chester perry** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:58 am

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fat_girl_angle_shot

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:34 pm

^that's ridiculous

In a top-down picture, are her thighs as big as her breasts? Then she's a fatty.

Does her upper arm skin fold over her forearm? Then she's a fatty.

Is there any quantity of empty SPAM cans or junk food containers in the background? Yep. Fatty.

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:23 pm

Chester Perry wrote:http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fat_girl_angle_shot

TRUTH!

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:25 pm

DIRT!

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:32 pm

::G-SUS:: wrote:
Chester Perry wrote:http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fat_girl_angle_shot
TRUTH!

I still would..id leave her looking like a painters radio...

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:33 pm

^ that is fucking dark

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:34 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:I still would..id leave her looking like a painters radio...

You dirty bastard

Id only hit it if, it was well late and not of my mates seen me leave with her

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:38 pm

I wouldnt worry about getting it preggers, you could fuck her belly button and would probably be deeper than the channel tunnel.

tronn · Post by **tronn** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:39 pm

Magma wrote:
tronn wrote:
BNanni wrote:So what size is a good size?
What do you personally consider too skinny?
Do squats twice a week and hit the stairmaster once a week, don't eat kfc, Mickee Deez, chinese food, bacon egg and cheese sandwiches more than four times a month. Go light on the chips and eat crackers with peanut butter when you need to snack, put fruit on your ice cream and a little less chocolate syrup.

Do that for three months straight and you'll look great, and I don't even what you look like.

And if you're already doing this, you're probably a boring, image-obsessed fuck and men won't fall in love with you
Fixed.

That post is absolutely retarded.

How does working out three times a week, cutting down junk food to four times a month, and putting a little fruit on your ice cream make you a 'boring, image obsessed fuck who men won't fall in love with' rather than a healthy, confident individual?

Explain yourself, fool.

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