Fat birds.

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:51 pm

tronn wrote:
Magma wrote:
tronn wrote:
BNanni wrote:So what size is a good size?
What do you personally consider too skinny?
Do squats twice a week and hit the stairmaster once a week, don't eat kfc, Mickee Deez, chinese food, bacon egg and cheese sandwiches more than four times a month. Go light on the chips and eat crackers with peanut butter when you need to snack, put fruit on your ice cream and a little less chocolate syrup.

Do that for three months straight and you'll look great, and I don't even what you look like.

And if you're already doing this, you're probably a boring, image-obsessed fuck and men won't fall in love with you
Fixed.

That post is absolutely retarded.

How does working out three times a week, cutting down junk food to four times a month, and putting a little fruit on your ice cream make you a 'boring, image obsessed fuck who men won't fall in love with' rather than a healthy, confident individual?

Explain yourself, fool.

Nice looking girls are going to ruin dubstep!

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:58 pm

tronn wrote:
Magma wrote:
tronn wrote:
BNanni wrote:So what size is a good size?
What do you personally consider too skinny?
Do squats twice a week and hit the stairmaster once a week, don't eat kfc, Mickee Deez, chinese food, bacon egg and cheese sandwiches more than four times a month. Go light on the chips and eat crackers with peanut butter when you need to snack, put fruit on your ice cream and a little less chocolate syrup.

Do that for three months straight and you'll look great, and I don't even what you look like.

And if you're already doing this, you're probably a boring, image-obsessed fuck and men won't fall in love with you
Fixed.

That post is absolutely retarded.

How does working out three times a week, cutting down junk food to four times a month, and putting a little fruit on your ice cream make you a 'boring, image obsessed fuck who men won't fall in love with' rather than a healthy, confident individual?

Explain yourself, fool.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

Also, the only people I know that actually do get round to working out 3 times a week are quite boring... that's just personal experience though, so fairly limited, I'm sure there are terribly exciting people at some gyms.

For some reason girls I tend to fall for are far to disorganised to get round to it.

chester perry · Post by **chester perry** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:02 pm

MiscreanT wrote:
tronn wrote:
Magma wrote:
tronn wrote:
BNanni wrote:So what size is a good size?
What do you personally consider too skinny?
Do squats twice a week and hit the stairmaster once a week, don't eat kfc, Mickee Deez, chinese food, bacon egg and cheese sandwiches more than four times a month. Go light on the chips and eat crackers with peanut butter when you need to snack, put fruit on your ice cream and a little less chocolate syrup.

Do that for three months straight and you'll look great, and I don't even what you look like.

And if you're already doing this, you're probably a boring, image-obsessed fuck and men won't fall in love with you
Fixed.

That post is absolutely retarded.

How does working out three times a week, cutting down junk food to four times a month, and putting a little fruit on your ice cream make you a 'boring, image obsessed fuck who men won't fall in love with' rather than a healthy, confident individual?

Explain yourself, fool.
Nice looking girls are going to ruin dubstep!

Wrong forum for that.

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:06 pm

Chester Perry wrote:
MiscreanT wrote:
tronn wrote:
Magma wrote:
tronn wrote: Do squats twice a week and hit the stairmaster once a week, don't eat kfc, Mickee Deez, chinese food, bacon egg and cheese sandwiches more than four times a month. Go light on the chips and eat crackers with peanut butter when you need to snack, put fruit on your ice cream and a little less chocolate syrup.

Do that for three months straight and you'll look great, and I don't even what you look like.

And if you're already doing this, you're probably a boring, image-obsessed fuck and men won't fall in love with you
Fixed.

That post is absolutely retarded.

How does working out three times a week, cutting down junk food to four times a month, and putting a little fruit on your ice cream make you a 'boring, image obsessed fuck who men won't fall in love with' rather than a healthy, confident individual?

Explain yourself, fool.
Nice looking girls are going to ruin dubstep!
Wrong forum for that.

oh yeah, most people here dont actually leave the place do they.

kay · Post by **kay** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:07 pm

I'd say the only boring, image-obsessed fucks are the ones who act like they're boring, image-obsessed fucks. Whether they're skinny, fat, curvy, plump, obese, beautiful, ugly, whatever.

A self-confident woman of any shape or size would be infinitely more appealing. And that's self-confident, not to be confused with over-confident, testosterone-charged, chip-on-shoulder types.

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:09 pm

I think the pout-o-meter is the best gauge of boring-image-obsessed-fuckness by far

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:19 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:I think the pout-o-meter is the best gauge of boring-image-obsessed-fuckness by far

Worrrrrrrrrd

jolly wailer · Post by **jolly wailer** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:40 pm

you could always exercise because its a blatantly healthy practice

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:56 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:I think the pout-o-meter is the best gauge of boring-image-obsessed-fuckness by far

Truth!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM4z8vRiljs

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:59 pm

::G-SUS:: wrote:
The Wiggle Baron wrote:I think the pout-o-meter is the best gauge of boring-image-obsessed-fuckness by far
Truth!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM4z8vRiljs

Good lord!
Her pout ain't even good (that made me sound all bitchy!)
What is she doing?!

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:03 pm

You notice how shes not only making the same face, but every pic is of the same fuckin side of her face?

jolly wailer · Post by **jolly wailer** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:05 pm

thats not a pout thats some faux hood shit face pulling

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:06 pm

::G-SUS:: wrote:You notice how shes not only making the same face, but every pic is of the same fuckin side of her face?

Yer.
Recon she's got an arm missing on the other side?

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:08 pm

BNanni wrote: Yer.
Recon she's got an arm missing on the other side?

Either that or a giant fuckin mole.

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:09 pm

::G-SUS:: wrote:
BNanni wrote: Yer.
Recon she's got an arm missing on the other side?
Either that or a giant fuckin mole.

Maybe an arm growing out of the massive mole?
With hair and everything.

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:12 pm

Ooooor shes just an idiot, lol.

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:13 pm

Yer we could go with that i spose

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:15 pm

I am very boyish - I don't let alot of people experience the feminine me..

I was going to post a picture showing the goods a little more - but I feel uncomfortable - as if I would be advertising...

where is my 12 layer kimono and obi..

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:52 pm

..maybe you kids can help me with this issue...

I had a crush on this dude once...and we went gear shopping one day at the Guitar Center in Baltimore - I wanted to get a stand for my Roland A-33, plus I wanted to check all the used mixers cause I need some knobs to control high/mids/and lows - an upgrade...and all frikken day I was literally paralyzed - I felt disturbingly feminine, I couldn't talk - my mind was completely blank - blindingly blank.

He was being nice and wouldn't let me carry my own shit and I just felt like some annointed princess - I hated it...my bookbag felt like a purse and I was sitting bolt upright straight in the car seat...

I really liked the guy but I felt as if some sort of female belljar mold had descended on me..

Was he thinking that I was someone absolutly different than what I am..?

He almost wrecked his Izuzu when I busted out singing "Come on Take me Higher" in unison with his 4 Hero cd - I was pretty sure it was Omni Trio though..

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:11 pm

Im not quite sure what you're asking. I mean, I get that you didnt dig that he was treating you girly, but as far as us speculating what he was thinking? Or am I way off base here?

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