Cats in the freezer or punching babies?

[magma]

I'd love to see Magma being chased down a non-moving esculator by a giant cat. I wonder what the fuck would happen?

This is the sort of shit I get during the "dark hour" of an acid trip.

[BNanni]

I turn into a magical snot monster when I get close to cats. My voice even goes a bit like Madge off of Neighbours.

Cats fucking love me as well apparently... we've even done tests... put a cat in a room with me and a bunch of "normals" and it will immediately go and sit on my lap.

I get the snotty nose and coughing aswel.

I swear cats do the same to me, I'll go over to my mates house and this one cat will just see me and must think 'Its her! Attack!'

They rub their stupid furry heads all over you, proper in the face aswel just to really make it so much worse than it already is.
Then they walk off looking so smug 'Ha! Bitch is going to be ill now'

Shall we set up a human defence against cats taskforce?

Yes for setting up the defence against cats!


What the hell is that!

[magma]

I found it on Google. I'm terrified. Do you think we'd die if we ate cat?






Should we try?

[Ham]

Gotta be cats in the freezer, they all seem to hate me and make me ill

Stand up cat allergy crew! Our time!

So this aint got fuck all to do with cats. Its becuase your too pussified to even be around them that you hate them.

Dont think its cool to just palm of your pussyness on the pussys.


+ I dont think that shit is the meat of a cat, I think its spicy cat meat. As in, meat for cats.

[magma]

You know what? Never search Google for "cat meat".

[BNanni]

Gotta be cats in the freezer, they all seem to hate me and make me ill

Stand up cat allergy crew! Our time!

So this aint got fuck all to do with cats. Its becuase your too pussified to even be around them that you hate them.

Dont think its cool to just palm of your pussyness on the pussys.


+ I dont think that shit is the meat of a cat, I think its spicy cat meat. As in, meat for cats.

It's not just the allergy, it is the fact they claw the shit out of you for nothing, they sit on your head when you're trying to sleep, they make a stupid purring noise all the time.
And when they start doing that stupid meowing at night.

Down with cats

[BNanni]

I found it on Google. I'm terrified. Do you think we'd die if we ate cat?






Should we try?

I'd probably eat a cat just to see what it taste like.

[missedthebus]

I turn into a magical snot monster when I get close to cats. My voice even goes a bit like Madge off of Neighbours.

Cats fucking love me as well apparently... we've even done tests... put a cat in a room with me and a bunch of "normals" and it will immediately go and sit on my lap.

I get the snotty nose and coughing aswel.

I swear cats do the same to me, I'll go over to my mates house and this one cat will just see me and must think 'Its her! Attack!'

They rub their stupid furry heads all over you, proper in the face aswel just to really make it so much worse than it already is.
Then they walk off looking so smug 'Ha! Bitch is going to be ill now'

Shall we set up a human defence against cats taskforce?

I will join, I too am allergic

[magma]

Gotta be cats in the freezer, they all seem to hate me and make me ill

Stand up cat allergy crew! Our time!

So this aint got fuck all to do with cats. Its becuase your too pussified to even be around them that you hate them.

Dont think its cool to just palm of your pussyness on the pussys.


+ I dont think that shit is the meat of a cat, I think its spicy cat meat. As in, meat for cats.

It's not just the allergy, it is the fact they claw the shit out of you for nothing, they sit on your head when you're trying to sleep, they make a stupid purring noise all the time.
And when they start doing that stupid meowing at night.

Down with cats

And the way we had a nice little nest of sparrows with chicks in our garden last year until next door's cat found them and killed the whole fucking lot without even eating them.

[BNanni]

Damn cats

I'm considering making a 'human defence against cats taskforce' group on facebook.
But afraid that the next time I go to my friends house the cat and its mates will be rounded up and attack me.
End up in hospital with kitty litter up my arse or something like that

[NilsFG]

When you do something with a cat I'll kill your baby, and while I'm at it I'll fucking murk your dog too

If a cat is a tnuc to you it's a sign you're doing it wrong. Dogs are the real stnuc here.

[Ham]

When you do something with a cat I'll kill your baby, and while I'm at it I'll fucking murk your dog too

If a cat is a tnuc to you it's a sign you're doing it wrong. Dogs are the real stnuc here.

You knows.

[skunk]

cat and baby together in the microwave is the way to go....

[drokkr]

I'd love to see Magma being chased down a non-moving esculator by a giant cat. I wonder what the fuck would happen?

put down the pipe

[skunk]

cat and baby together in the microwave is the way to go....

[Y_H]

I turn into a magical snot monster when I get close to cats. My voice even goes a bit like Madge off of Neighbours.

Cats fucking love me as well apparently... we've even done tests... put a cat in a room with me and a bunch of "normals" and it will immediately go and sit on my lap.

I get the snotty nose and coughing aswel.

I swear cats do the same to me, I'll go over to my mates house and this one cat will just see me and must think 'Its her! Attack!'

They rub their stupid furry heads all over you, proper in the face aswel just to really make it so much worse than it already is.
Then they walk off looking so smug 'Ha! Bitch is going to be ill now'

Shall we set up a human defence against cats taskforce?

Yes for setting up the defence against cats!


What the hell is that!

Its a fishing bait.
its the meat that cat's eat, but spicy.

[kay]

I'd love to see Magma being chased down a non-moving esculator by a giant cat. I wonder what the fuck would happen?

I think we just have to add an oversized woman in there somewhere to make it perfect.

[Pistonsbeneath]

i'd punch the cat and freeze the baby

[Coppola]

My cat Bobby is my best friend in the whole world.

[diablo]

Fuck all you haters !!!!!

This cat has twelve toes on his front feet and will tear you a new asshole

Cats rule



23 pound cat jonesing for ice cream!