Who remebers pile ons at school.

masstronaut · Post by **masstronaut** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:54 pm

Echo Wanderer wrote:One of my favourite games was "balloons".It's where you take water balloons and fill them half with water and half with Nair depilliatory.Oh the poor kids that got hit in the head with those.They'd end up looking like characters out of a post-apocalyptic movie!

It was particularly fun to smack a few teachers with those at the end of the school year too!

Shit, that's marvelous!

Do you remember Bonomints? They were these laxative chewing gums that looked just like those PK mints. I remember giving those out before running practice

. I reckon it took me a while to work off that karma. I wonder if Bono payed them to change the name?

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:56 pm

Kids are like cats - if they were bigger, they would kill you wouldn't they?

Immoral little fuckers. Someone suggested I go into teaching a few months back and I just remembered what I was like at that age and thought

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

masstronaut · Post by **masstronaut** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:56 pm

Shonky wrote:It was bundles in our school. There was another "game" which seemed to involve psychological warfare against supply teachers - I think the final score was two nervous breakdowns and one resignation. Think the main one I can remember is a kid being told off for talking, wandering up to her desk, and throwing her handbag out the 5th floor window

Sounds very familiar. We had this regular RE (religious ed) teacher who used to get locked in a cupboard at the start of every lesson.

masstronaut · Post by **masstronaut** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:09 pm

Echo Wanderer wrote:...take water balloons and fill them half with water and half with Nair depilliatory.

But you know, things ere more innocent in those days. Now the kids use agent orange.

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:01 pm

masstronaut wrote:
Echo Wanderer wrote:One of my favourite games was "balloons".It's where you take water balloons and fill them half with water and half with Nair depilliatory.Oh the poor kids that got hit in the head with those.They'd end up looking like characters out of a post-apocalyptic movie!

It was particularly fun to smack a few teachers with those at the end of the school year too!
Shit, that's marvelous!

Do you remember Bonomints? They were these laxative chewing gums that looked just like those PK mints. I remember giving those out before running practice . I reckon it took me a while to work off that karma. I wonder if Bono payed them to change the name?

Nah...but we had Ex-Lax.We would mold those chocolatey tasting things into little cylinders,wrap 'em in Tootsie roll wrappers and give 'em to people we hated at the beginning of period.By the time those poor bastards raised thier hands for permission to hit the loo - SPLAT!Right in thier pants!

But gym class?That's... that's just horrible!But I can't stop laughing....I just can't.

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:04 pm

masstronaut wrote: But you know, things ere more innocent in those days. Now the kids use agent orange.

GET WITH THE TIMES MAN!

They use anthrax.

And instead of hiding guns in thier lockers,they hide WMDs.

thump rat · Post by **thump rat** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:00 am

All about the rumour that someone glued their eyes open so that when they sneeze their eyes fell out. And shoulder wars! getting on the hench kids shoulders and full pelting it into everyone else. Was School champion!

[b]racket · Post by **[b]racket** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:45 am

Shonky wrote:It was bundles in our school.

Word shonky.

Bundles.

Proper blast from the past. We used to do British Bulldog...on skates.

Bauer v Trezeta

[b]racket · Post by **[b]racket** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:50 am

Anyone remember Scrambles...?

After collecting a seasons worth of Pannani football stickers you would end up with a large amount of swapables. Used to get into the playground, shout 'SCRAMBLE', chuck em in the air and watch the carnage.

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:22 am

[b]racket wrote:Anyone remember Scrambles...?

After collecting a seasons worth of Pannani football stickers you would end up with a large amount of swapables. Used to get into the playground, shout 'SCRAMBLE', chuck em in the air and watch the carnage.

Yeah i remember that. Wow that really took me back. I'd not thought of that since about 1989..Do they still exist, the stickers that is? I don't recall seeing then in new agents. I remember buying the first the fisrt pack of the 86 seasson and the first sticker in the pack was Ian Rush. At the time he was the man.

benjybars · Post by **benjybars** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:19 pm

rachel wrote:
elgato wrote:
boomnoise wrote:
rachel wrote:and the kid who killed himself by shoving 2 compasses up his nose and hitting his head on the desk in an exam.
cold.
innit that sends shivers up me
oi BARE nitemares when yr 8, get me..

hhaaha... it's true. Although the story in my school was that the kid used pencils... compasses is even darker!

yeah hold tight the bulldog crew and the bundles massive. bundles is still fun to this day..

and who remembers that game where you'd line up against the wall and one guy would try and hit you with a tennis ball and you had to dodge it? big game

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:25 pm

benjybars wrote:
rachel wrote:
elgato wrote:
boomnoise wrote:
rachel wrote:and the kid who killed himself by shoving 2 compasses up his nose and hitting his head on the desk in an exam.
cold.
innit that sends shivers up me
oi BARE nitemares when yr 8, get me..

hhaaha... it's true. Although the story in my school was that the kid used pencils... compasses is even darker!

yeah hold tight the bulldog crew and the bundles massive. bundles is still fun to this day..

and who remembers that game where you'd line up against the wall and one guy would try and hit you with a tennis ball and you had to dodge it? big game

benjybars · Post by **benjybars** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:47 pm

this is easily my favourite ever thread... pure memories!!

For me it was all about penny up the wall!! used to make bare Ps from that game! I remember one kid was really shit at it but became obssessed with playing and every day he'd just lose all his dinner money on penny up the wall

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:21 pm

benjybars wrote:this is easily my favourite ever thread... pure memories!!

For me it was all about penny up the wall!! used to make bare Ps from that game! I remember one kid was really shit at it but became obssessed with playing and every day he'd just lose all his dinner money on penny up the wall

lol. Poor guy. Still gatta respect his heart being in it.

elgato · Post by **elgato** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:04 pm

benjybars wrote:For me it was all about penny up the wall!! used to make bare Ps from that game!

that was the sickest game

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:18 pm

benjybars wrote: hhaaha... it's true. Although the story in my school was that the kid used pencils... compasses is even darker!

yeah hold tight the bulldog crew and the bundles massive. bundles is still fun to this day..

and who remembers that game where you'd line up against the wall and one guy would try and hit you with a tennis ball and you had to dodge it? big game

We played it with a football and booted it, 'ardcore.

elgato · Post by **elgato** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:21 pm

we played it with crossbow... get me

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:55 pm

we was bussin it before you and bulldog and ties the length of a matchbox, and my dad is most definitely bigger than yours.

elgato · Post by **elgato** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:14 pm

Jubscarz wrote:and my dad is most definitely bigger than yours.

lol im pretty sure thats true, my dad is actually very little

masstronaut · Post by **masstronaut** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:31 am

[b]racket wrote:Anyone remember Scrambles...?

After collecting a seasons worth of Pannani football stickers you would end up with a large amount of swapables. Used to get into the playground, shout 'SCRAMBLE', chuck em in the air and watch the carnage.

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