THIS^^^NilsFG wrote:Your dad is such an asshole?FAUST.DTC wrote:I dont think he knows, he has never mentioned it in the 11 years later and believe me if he did im very sure that he would have really taken the piss out of me about it and made my life a misery.
Your most embarrasing moment...
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djelements
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Eurgh. Sounds rank man.Triptych wrote:I wish it wasn'tNilsFG wrote:That's too good to be trueTriptych wrote:I was knocking one out in my room once, and I heard a knocking, so I shouted hello, no answer.
So I carried on, and I heard this knocking again, I looked round...
...window cleaner.
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green eggs and sam
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Everyday of my life I embarass myself. I wouldnt be able to just choose one...
Accidental farts and falls usually fall in most embarassing moments category. Accept Im a girl so I dont fart...
De-pantsing and forceful flashing as well ie: When i am in a tube top or a slit shirt.
Caution: Alcohol can def increase one's abilty to embar-ass themselves, you have been forewarned.
Accidental farts and falls usually fall in most embarassing moments category. Accept Im a girl so I dont fart...
De-pantsing and forceful flashing as well ie: When i am in a tube top or a slit shirt.Caution: Alcohol can def increase one's abilty to embar-ass themselves, you have been forewarned.
on my mates sixteenth birthday, I decided to down as much of a litre bottle of vodka as I could. As I downed about half I started thinking "maybe this isn't a great idea" but carried on regardless as a girl I liked was watching and encouraging me. so i continued, i got down to about a third left and passed out, hit my head on a radiator and woke up 11 HOURS LATER covered in pastry crumbs and moisturiser, I thought "fuck - either they've been playin' tricks or I've been raped the fuck up by the gingerbread man". turns out they'd spent the 11 hours videoing themselves performing WWF wrestling moves on my limp, unconscious body then decided to batter me with sausage rolls that his mum had left out for us for "nibbles". of course the videos ended up all over school and on myspace... I, worryingly, never found out why I was covered in moisturiser.... 
Parson wrote:...and then God said unto Eve, "Have some of that, slag."
We have been expecting you. Hey guys, the stripper has arrived. And she is female.Green Eggs and Sam wrote:Everyday of my life I embarass myself. I wouldnt be able to just choose one...
Accidental farts and falls usually fall in most embarassing moments category. Accept Im a girl so I dont fart...
Caution: Alcohol can def increase one's abilty to embar-ass themselves, you have been forewarned.
Or should I say welcome to the forum.
@ Diss:
Great story...you sure it was moisturiser though???
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green eggs and sam
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wow. this is why is stopped going to forums... ha anyway that statement was given because men are dogs such as yourself and choose to embarass women by exposing them... thanks for the welcome and i bid you goodbyeFAUST.DTC wrote:We have been expecting you. Hey guys, the stripper has arrived. And she is female.Green Eggs and Sam wrote:Everyday of my life I embarass myself. I wouldnt be able to just choose one...
Accidental farts and falls usually fall in most embarassing moments category. Accept Im a girl so I dont fart...
Caution: Alcohol can def increase one's abilty to embar-ass themselves, you have been forewarned.
Or should I say welcome to the forum.
@ Diss:
JeezGreen Eggs and Sam wrote:wow. this is why is stopped going to forums... ha anyway that statement was given because men are dogs such as yourself and choose to embarass women by exposing them... thanks for the welcome and i bid you goodbyeFAUST.DTC wrote:We have been expecting you. Hey guys, the stripper has arrived. And she is female.Green Eggs and Sam wrote:Everyday of my life I embarass myself. I wouldnt be able to just choose one...
Accidental farts and falls usually fall in most embarassing moments category. Accept Im a girl so I dont fart...
Caution: Alcohol can def increase one's abilty to embar-ass themselves, you have been forewarned.
Or should I say welcome to the forum.
@ Diss:
Ahhhh, you will be missed...with your great sense of humour your better off leaving anyway.Close it behind you:
And take these when you leave:
Don't forget to pick up a free pamphlet on your way out. I hear "He was just joking, you twit" is playing at the London National sometime soon.Green Eggs and Sam wrote:wow. this is why is stopped going to forums... ha anyway that statement was given because men are dogs such as yourself and choose to embarass women by exposing them... thanks for the welcome and i bid you goodbyeFAUST.DTC wrote:We have been expecting you. Hey guys, the stripper has arrived. And she is female.Green Eggs and Sam wrote:Everyday of my life I embarass myself. I wouldnt be able to just choose one...
Accidental farts and falls usually fall in most embarassing moments category. Accept Im a girl so I dont fart...
Caution: Alcohol can def increase one's abilty to embar-ass themselves, you have been forewarned.
Or should I say welcome to the forum.
@ Diss:
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Alright sweetheart settle petal.Green Eggs and Sam wrote:wow. this is why is stopped going to forums... ha anyway that statement was given because men are dogs such as yourself and choose to embarass women by exposing them... thanks for the welcome and i bid you goodbyeFAUST.DTC wrote:We have been expecting you. Hey guys, the stripper has arrived. And she is female.Green Eggs and Sam wrote:Everyday of my life I embarass myself. I wouldnt be able to just choose one...
Accidental farts and falls usually fall in most embarassing moments category. Accept Im a girl so I dont fart...
Caution: Alcohol can def increase one's abilty to embar-ass themselves, you have been forewarned.
Or should I say welcome to the forum.
@ Diss:
Get your fucking rat out! woop woop woop!
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the requital
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According to her post, a little bit of alchohol and she will expose her slit.MiscreanT wrote:Alright sweetheart settle petal.Green Eggs and Sam wrote:wow. this is why is stopped going to forums... ha anyway that statement was given because men are dogs such as yourself and choose to embarass women by exposing them... thanks for the welcome and i bid you goodbyeFAUST.DTC wrote:We have been expecting you. Hey guys, the stripper has arrived. And she is female.Green Eggs and Sam wrote:Everyday of my life I embarass myself. I wouldnt be able to just choose one...
Accidental farts and falls usually fall in most embarassing moments category. Accept Im a girl so I dont fart...
Caution: Alcohol can def increase one's abilty to embar-ass themselves, you have been forewarned.
Or should I say welcome to the forum.
@ Diss:
Get your fucking rat out! woop woop woop!
Milky slit, yum.
All over your fucking face, mate.The Requital wrote:According to her post, a little bit of alchohol and she will expose her slit.MiscreanT wrote:Alright sweetheart settle petal.Green Eggs and Sam wrote:wow. this is why is stopped going to forums... ha anyway that statement was given because men are dogs such as yourself and choose to embarass women by exposing them... thanks for the welcome and i bid you goodbyeFAUST.DTC wrote:We have been expecting you. Hey guys, the stripper has arrived. And she is female.Green Eggs and Sam wrote:Everyday of my life I embarass myself. I wouldnt be able to just choose one...
Accidental farts and falls usually fall in most embarassing moments category. Accept Im a girl so I dont fart...
Caution: Alcohol can def increase one's abilty to embar-ass themselves, you have been forewarned.
Or should I say welcome to the forum.
@ Diss:
Get your fucking rat out! woop woop woop!
Milky slit, yum.
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