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Post by faust.dtc » Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:57 pm

NilsFG wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:I dont think he knows, he has never mentioned it in the 11 years later and believe me if he did im very sure that he would have really taken the piss out of me about it and made my life a misery.
Your dad is such an asshole?
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Post by djelements » Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:19 am

Triptych wrote:
NilsFG wrote:
Triptych wrote:I was knocking one out in my room once, and I heard a knocking, so I shouted hello, no answer.

So I carried on, and I heard this knocking again, I looked round...


...window cleaner. :oops:
That's too good to be true :lol:
I wish it wasn't :|
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Post by green eggs and sam » Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:25 am

Everyday of my life I embarass myself. I wouldnt be able to just choose one...

Accidental farts and falls usually fall in most embarassing moments category. Accept Im a girl so I dont fart... :| De-pantsing and forceful flashing as well ie: When i am in a tube top or a slit shirt.
Caution: Alcohol can def increase one's abilty to embar-ass themselves, you have been forewarned.

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Post by diss04 » Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:14 am

on my mates sixteenth birthday, I decided to down as much of a litre bottle of vodka as I could. As I downed about half I started thinking "maybe this isn't a great idea" but carried on regardless as a girl I liked was watching and encouraging me. so i continued, i got down to about a third left and passed out, hit my head on a radiator and woke up 11 HOURS LATER covered in pastry crumbs and moisturiser, I thought "fuck - either they've been playin' tricks or I've been raped the fuck up by the gingerbread man". turns out they'd spent the 11 hours videoing themselves performing WWF wrestling moves on my limp, unconscious body then decided to batter me with sausage rolls that his mum had left out for us for "nibbles". of course the videos ended up all over school and on myspace... I, worryingly, never found out why I was covered in moisturiser.... :oops: :oops:
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Post by faust.dtc » Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:23 am

Green Eggs and Sam wrote:Everyday of my life I embarass myself. I wouldnt be able to just choose one...

Accidental farts and falls usually fall in most embarassing moments category. Accept Im a girl so I dont fart... :| De-pantsing and forceful flashing as well ie: When i am in a tube top or a slit shirt.
Caution: Alcohol can def increase one's abilty to embar-ass themselves, you have been forewarned.
We have been expecting you. Hey guys, the stripper has arrived. And she is female. :D

Or should I say welcome to the forum. :lol:

@ Diss: :lol: Great story...you sure it was moisturiser though???

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Post by diss04 » Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:26 am

FAUST.DTC wrote:@ Diss: :lol: Great story...you sure it was moisturiser though???
don't say that! :o :o
Parson wrote:...and then God said unto Eve, "Have some of that, slag."

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Post by -dubson- » Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:23 am

Diss04 wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:@ Diss: :lol: Great story...you sure it was moisturiser though???
don't say that! :o :o
LOL

that story made me crease Diss

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Post by green eggs and sam » Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:38 am

FAUST.DTC wrote:
Green Eggs and Sam wrote:Everyday of my life I embarass myself. I wouldnt be able to just choose one...

Accidental farts and falls usually fall in most embarassing moments category. Accept Im a girl so I dont fart... :| De-pantsing and forceful flashing as well ie: When i am in a tube top or a slit shirt.
Caution: Alcohol can def increase one's abilty to embar-ass themselves, you have been forewarned.
We have been expecting you. Hey guys, the stripper has arrived. And she is female. :D

Or should I say welcome to the forum. :lol:

@ Diss: :lol: Great story...you sure it was moisturiser though???
wow. this is why is stopped going to forums... ha anyway that statement was given because men are dogs such as yourself and choose to embarass women by exposing them... thanks for the welcome and i bid you goodbye

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Post by faust.dtc » Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:42 am

Green Eggs and Sam wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:
Green Eggs and Sam wrote:Everyday of my life I embarass myself. I wouldnt be able to just choose one...

Accidental farts and falls usually fall in most embarassing moments category. Accept Im a girl so I dont fart... :| De-pantsing and forceful flashing as well ie: When i am in a tube top or a slit shirt.
Caution: Alcohol can def increase one's abilty to embar-ass themselves, you have been forewarned.
We have been expecting you. Hey guys, the stripper has arrived. And she is female. :D

Or should I say welcome to the forum. :lol:

@ Diss: :lol: Great story...you sure it was moisturiser though???
wow. this is why is stopped going to forums... ha anyway that statement was given because men are dogs such as yourself and choose to embarass women by exposing them... thanks for the welcome and i bid you goodbye
Jeez :lol: Ahhhh, you will be missed...with your great sense of humour your better off leaving anyway.

Close it behind you:

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Post by Dead Rats » Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:44 am

Green Eggs and Sam wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:
Green Eggs and Sam wrote:Everyday of my life I embarass myself. I wouldnt be able to just choose one...

Accidental farts and falls usually fall in most embarassing moments category. Accept Im a girl so I dont fart... :| De-pantsing and forceful flashing as well ie: When i am in a tube top or a slit shirt.
Caution: Alcohol can def increase one's abilty to embar-ass themselves, you have been forewarned.
We have been expecting you. Hey guys, the stripper has arrived. And she is female. :D

Or should I say welcome to the forum. :lol:

@ Diss: :lol: Great story...you sure it was moisturiser though???
wow. this is why is stopped going to forums... ha anyway that statement was given because men are dogs such as yourself and choose to embarass women by exposing them... thanks for the welcome and i bid you goodbye
Don't forget to pick up a free pamphlet on your way out. I hear "He was just joking, you twit" is playing at the London National sometime soon.
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Post by ahier » Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:45 am

:lol:

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Post by diss04 » Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:45 am

FAUST.DTC wrote:And take these when you leave:

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Parson wrote:...and then God said unto Eve, "Have some of that, slag."

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Post by faust.dtc » Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:49 am

Green Eggs and Sam wrote:Everyday of my life I embarass myself.
Getting off to quite a start today arent you...

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Post by Pada » Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:49 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:
Green Eggs and Sam wrote:Everyday of my life I embarass myself.
Getting off to quite a start today arent you...
:lol:
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Post by miscreant » Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:04 pm

Green Eggs and Sam wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:
Green Eggs and Sam wrote:Everyday of my life I embarass myself. I wouldnt be able to just choose one...

Accidental farts and falls usually fall in most embarassing moments category. Accept Im a girl so I dont fart... :| De-pantsing and forceful flashing as well ie: When i am in a tube top or a slit shirt.
Caution: Alcohol can def increase one's abilty to embar-ass themselves, you have been forewarned.
We have been expecting you. Hey guys, the stripper has arrived. And she is female. :D

Or should I say welcome to the forum. :lol:

@ Diss: :lol: Great story...you sure it was moisturiser though???
wow. this is why is stopped going to forums... ha anyway that statement was given because men are dogs such as yourself and choose to embarass women by exposing them... thanks for the welcome and i bid you goodbye
Alright sweetheart settle petal.

Get your fucking rat out! woop woop woop!

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Post by the requital » Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:11 pm

MiscreanT wrote:
Green Eggs and Sam wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:
Green Eggs and Sam wrote:Everyday of my life I embarass myself. I wouldnt be able to just choose one...

Accidental farts and falls usually fall in most embarassing moments category. Accept Im a girl so I dont fart... :| De-pantsing and forceful flashing as well ie: When i am in a tube top or a slit shirt.
Caution: Alcohol can def increase one's abilty to embar-ass themselves, you have been forewarned.
We have been expecting you. Hey guys, the stripper has arrived. And she is female. :D

Or should I say welcome to the forum. :lol:

@ Diss: :lol: Great story...you sure it was moisturiser though???
wow. this is why is stopped going to forums... ha anyway that statement was given because men are dogs such as yourself and choose to embarass women by exposing them... thanks for the welcome and i bid you goodbye
Alright sweetheart settle petal.

Get your fucking rat out! woop woop woop!
According to her post, a little bit of alchohol and she will expose her slit.

Milky slit, yum.

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Post by Dead Rats » Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:13 pm

The Requital wrote:
MiscreanT wrote:
Green Eggs and Sam wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:
Green Eggs and Sam wrote:Everyday of my life I embarass myself. I wouldnt be able to just choose one...

Accidental farts and falls usually fall in most embarassing moments category. Accept Im a girl so I dont fart... :| De-pantsing and forceful flashing as well ie: When i am in a tube top or a slit shirt.
Caution: Alcohol can def increase one's abilty to embar-ass themselves, you have been forewarned.
We have been expecting you. Hey guys, the stripper has arrived. And she is female. :D

Or should I say welcome to the forum. :lol:

@ Diss: :lol: Great story...you sure it was moisturiser though???
wow. this is why is stopped going to forums... ha anyway that statement was given because men are dogs such as yourself and choose to embarass women by exposing them... thanks for the welcome and i bid you goodbye
Alright sweetheart settle petal.

Get your fucking rat out! woop woop woop!
According to her post, a little bit of alchohol and she will expose her slit.

Milky slit, yum.
All over your fucking face, mate. :u:
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Post by tr0tsky » Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:45 pm

OMG THERES A GIRL ON THE FORUM.


*jizzes himself just at the thought of it*
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Post by diss04 » Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:05 pm

"settle petal"
Parson wrote:...and then God said unto Eve, "Have some of that, slag."

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Post by ahier » Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:23 pm

one of the most hilarious displays of forum misogyny ive seen in a while. like watching a gang rape, but more punchlines and less splashback

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