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Post by the artful dodger » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:06 am

The Acid Never Lies wrote:At scool when I was 14 this guy in my class got caught bashing it in a geography lesson. All the teacher said was "hands on the table, shiv!"

I've been known to knock one out at work... ok nobody knows that so don't tell anyone :oops:

lol same a lad did in my school but it was an english lesson, cant blame him though the teacher was hot.

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Post by the acid never lies » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:41 am

The artful dodger wrote:
The Acid Never Lies wrote:At scool when I was 14 this guy in my class got caught bashing it in a geography lesson. All the teacher said was "hands on the table, shiv!"

I've been known to knock one out at work... ok nobody knows that so don't tell anyone :oops:

lol same a lad did in my school but it was an english lesson, cant blame him though the teacher was hot.
wish i could say the same for poor ol shiv :lol:

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Re: Danger Wanks

Post by tr0tsky » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:33 am

Firky wrote: ~ Before I went out with my ex I used to spend a lot of time with her, literally everyday and she'd tease me the way girls do - you know the thing, lead you on sexually. She'd stick her hand down her knickers and show me her fingers which would shine with her wetness then push me away and close the door. This caused me no end of frustration so one day when she was sat on my computer, I came out of the shower, stood behind her and pretended to be looking at she was looking at and knocked a fast one out before she became suspect or worse saw what I was doing.
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Post by ST100 » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:11 am

Firky wrote:~ Before I went out with my ex I used to spend a lot of time with her, literally everyday and she'd tease me the way girls do - you know the thing, lead you on sexually. She'd stick her hand down her knickers and show me her fingers which would shine with her wetness then push me away and close the door. This caused me no end of frustration so one day when she was sat on my computer, I came out of the shower, stood behind her and pretended to be looking at she was looking at and knocked a fast one out before she became suspect or worse saw what I was doing.
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Post by faust.dtc » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:20 am

Isnt this your second Danger Wanks thread firkles? You really know how to live life dangerously dont you. :lol:

The Acid Never Lies wrote:At scool when I was 14 this guy in my class got caught bashing it in a geography lesson. All the teacher said was "hands on the table, shiv!"

I've been known to knock one out at work... ok nobody knows that so don't tell anyone :oops:
:o Shiv... JTL you have a lot of explaining to do.

I wank at work about twice a week to keep my uncontrolable labido in check...makes me feel like a porn star, getting paid while I cum. 8)

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Post by Jak The lad » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:54 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:Isnt this your second Danger Wanks thread firkles? You really know how to live life dangerously dont you. :lol:

The Acid Never Lies wrote:At scool when I was 14 this guy in my class got caught bashing it in a geography lesson. All the teacher said was "hands on the table, shiv!"

I've been known to knock one out at work... ok nobody knows that so don't tell anyone :oops:
:o Shiv... JTL you have a lot of explaining to do.

I wank at work about twice a week to keep my uncontrolable labido in check...makes me feel like a porn star, getting paid while I cum. 8)
Lol can safely say, none of my teachers called me Shiv lol.

Pheww. think I avoided that one without detection.
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Post by firky » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:25 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:I wank at work about twice a week to keep my uncontrolable labido in check...makes me feel like a porn star, getting paid while I cum. 8)
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Post by faust.dtc » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:32 pm

Firky wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:I wank at work about twice a week to keep my uncontrolable labido in check...makes me feel like a porn star, getting paid while I cum. 8)
Do you work with children?
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