UK Insults

.onelove. · Post by **.onelove.** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:21 pm

ye' focken SCRAT'END! BUSES ARE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:23 pm

Vagina Decliner

rubixdub · Post by **rubixdub** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:23 pm

Jolly Wailer wrote:devvo is a certified legend

Buzzcocks is even better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcziB8Z0 ... annel_page

rubixdub · Post by **rubixdub** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:28 pm

BEN? wrote:Vagina Decliner

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:39 pm

Jolly Wailer wrote:devvo is a certified legend

SMASH YA PASTIE

bjackman · Post by **bjackman** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:35 pm

meat stroker

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:58 pm

You langer!

Just because it sounds fun.

karmacazee · Post by **karmacazee** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:32 pm

BEN? wrote: Arsehat

jolly wailer · Post by **jolly wailer** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:55 pm

rubixdub wrote:
Jolly Wailer wrote:devvo is a certified legend
Buzzcocks is even better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcziB8Z0 ... annel_page

that is so deep.

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:56 pm

Magma wrote:Americans don't use twat do they? Twat is a really good word.

Although, I like the more American "Twot" occasionally.

you're kidding right?

you twat, we use... or I use this, almost everyday.

also...

"wastegash" is a favorite of mine.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:57 pm

Karmacazee wrote:
BEN? wrote: Arsehat

Asshat you fuck.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:02 pm

muppet
spastic
bellend
mong
mug
dopey tnuc
fuckwit

the two best insults ever are twat and prick, they sound the perfect amount of angry

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:03 pm

pk- wrote: fuckwit

Gets used regularly by me.

firky · Post by **firky** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:06 pm

rear admiral n. A sailor who prefers to navigate the Windward passage.

scum shovel n. Any form of public transport used extensively by the underprivileged, eg. the no.11 Torry to Northfield bus in Aberdeen.

chastity patch n. A small smear of excrement surreptitiously wiped on the back of one's girlfriend's neck before she goes on a lasses' night out, the aim of which is to deter any would-be suitors.

two bob billionaire n. A chubby young man in an £�80 shirt who still lives with his mum and dad.

Nigella shites n. The aftermath of eating upper class fodder.

Washington refill n. The type of night-time urination carried out in a rush in order to return to the warmth of one's bed as soon as possible. From the speedy nature of petrol station customers in Washington DC and surrounding districts during their recent sniper shenanigans.

twatslapping n. The untraceable slapping noise generated below the stairs when a man and a lady are doing thingy.

fuagofire · Post by **fuagofire** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:28 pm

git wizzard

dick my tnuc.

remind me to come to your parents wedding

mistayif · Post by **mistayif** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:54 pm

i've been using 'mug' quite a lot recently, its a nice sounding insult

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:08 pm

Firky wrote:chastity patch n. A small smear of excrement surreptitiously wiped on the back of one's girlfriend's neck before she goes on a lasses' night out, the aim of which is to deter any would-be suitors.

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

formzee · Post by **formzee** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:11 pm

you fuckin mug

alfie · Post by **alfie** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:17 am

slot badger
small bean regarder
nut administrator
shrub rocketeer

spursingham · Post by **spursingham** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:18 am

Berkshire Hunt

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