Leeds fest Poo Girl

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:20 pm

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-New ... 8415372148

Gutted I didn't go this year.

defekt · Post by **defekt** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:25 pm

oh dear, I hope it was my best mates sister, I'm gonna ask

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:25 pm

hahaha gutted

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:35 pm

B_90 · Post by **B_90** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:37 pm

i nearly did this last year. i was fassing about covering the seat in toilet paper when i dropped my wallet, slipped hands fell through the basin caught the wallet somehow and remained turd free amazingly. Would of been gutted if i got messy was a couple of hours b4 ratm

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:47 pm

that rumour does the rounds every fourth year, it's like the world cup.

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:54 pm

how deep are those things over there?

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:18 pm

Several feet

hackman · Post by **hackman** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:42 pm

and lol at bass hertzs sig

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:54 pm

Festival rumour gone bigtime? You hear this every year at festivals and I swear it's never happened to anyone.... seen a couple Portaloos go over with people inside, though!

If it's true

poor girl...

isiahfire · Post by **isiahfire** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:14 pm

Apparently a few years ago, some guy got absolutely muntered and was waiting in the shit pit, and jumping up through the holes when people were about to take a shit and shouting "POP UP PIRATE!"
Gotta be bullshit, but would be fucking great if it wasnt.

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:37 pm

Magma wrote:Festival rumour gone bigtime? You hear this every year at festivals and I swear it's never happened to anyone.... seen a couple Portaloos go over with people inside, though!

If it's true poor girl...

The dance tent being sprayed with poo at glastonbury is true. The tent was flooded so they went to pump it out with one of the shit wagons but got hit the wrong lever. Most people were so munted they thought it was some kind of shit foam party.

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:40 pm

1998 was a tough year for Glastonbury. Following the hideous mud fest of 1997, many punters bailed out early as it looked like ’98 was going to be another swamp-filled event. To add insult to injury, the Dance Tent suffered even more. With many festival-goers congregating there to shelter from the downpour, the newly-enlarged area was packed, but still taking on plenty of water.

To alleviate the situation on the Saturday afternoon, one of the sewage trucks used to clear out the portaloos was put into service – the thinking being that the extra water could be pumped out of the tent. Unfortunately, someone pressed the “blow” switch instead of “suck” and the shit really did hit the fans. With many monged ravers strutting their stuff knee deep in human ordure, health and safety chiefs were moved to close the tent for a time until order was restored.

http://blog.q4music.com/glastonbury2008 ... _danc.html

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:41 pm

Firky wrote:
Magma wrote:Festival rumour gone bigtime? You hear this every year at festivals and I swear it's never happened to anyone.... seen a couple Portaloos go over with people inside, though!

If it's true poor girl...
The dance tent being sprayed with poo at glastonbury is true. The tent was flooded so they went to pump it out with one of the shit wagons but got hit the wrong lever. Most people were so munted they thought it was some kind of shit foam party.

My brothers (Uncle Bill included) were there without me that year! My first was the one after.... I'd say luckily, but I'd fucking love that story to be in my arsenal for chatting up girls when I inevitably become single again.

"Yeah, so this one time, I was so fucked up that I got sprayed with shit and thought it was honey from Jesus...... wanna fuck?"

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:46 pm

I was there in 97 so thankfully missed it but saw radiohead play

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:16 pm

Isiahfire wrote:Apparently a few years ago, some guy got absolutely muntered and was waiting in the shit pit, and jumping up through the holes when people were about to take a shit and shouting "POP UP PIRATE!"
Gotta be bullshit, but would be fucking great if it wasnt.

Fucking lol

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:17 pm

One of the funniest things I have seen at a festival was Glastonbury 2005. I think it was the Saturday and the place was already like the Somme. I was stood at the cider bus and a couple of us were looking at this copper who didn't have a bit of mud on him. He was immaculate in the sea of mud, only his wellies were soiled. Then out of nowhere, this woman off her tits or just really drunk and covered in mud head to toe ran up him and give him a hug, he was fucking covered and as he tried to steady himself he fell over into the mud and was fucking covered in it. She ran off into the sea of 100,000 people never to be seen again but I couple a was talking too, who were closer to the incident than me, siad he got on the radio and radioed he just got assaulted

Which reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_kJ5m6Bsts

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:21 pm

Firky wrote:One of the funniest things I have seen at a festival was Glastonbury 2005. I think it was the Saturday and the place was already like the Somme. I was stood at the cider bus and a couple of us were looking at this copper who didn't have a bit of mud on him. He was immaculate in the sea of mud, only his wellies were soiled. Then out of nowhere, this woman off her tits or just really drunk and covered in mud head to toe ran up him and give him a hug, he was fucking covered and as he tried to steady himself he fell over into the mud and was fucking covered in it. She ran off into the sea of 100,000 people never to be seen again but I couple a was talking too, who were closer to the incident than me, siad he got on the radio and radioed he just got assaulted

Which reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_kJ5m6Bsts

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:55 pm

my tnuc mate went to take a shit, realised he didnt have any toilet paper after he'd taken a dump so he used a girls cardigan that was hanging over the cubicle

he had to run away from the toilet before the girl looked down and saw a cardigan floating in the shitty blue water and thought "that jumper looks familiar...... FUCK"

wanker

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