The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:34 pm

Being annoyed by my little cousins all day today...

- they came into my room at 9am to wake me up.
- they would only eat sausages and mash with gravy for breakfast (they demanded it and actually got it... my mum's a walkover when it comes to them, thats fucking ridiculous).
- they want chocolate and cupcakes for lunch (they got a fucking sandwhich and liked it.)
- they've ruined my study with their toys (and not put them back like they're supposed to.)
-i've been trying to read my textbook all day (because some of us have a dissertation to write) and constantly get intterupted e.g.

"this playstation isn't like mine!!" (it's a PS2 not a PS3) "why isn't ronado doing tricks?" (coz it's fifa 07 not 09...) "can i play the car game?" (NFSU2)...

This has been going on since 9am... one more bad thing out of either of them and i'm gunna slap them both, throw away the PS2 and their toys and make them sit on their hands, with their noses up against a wall till their mum turns up to get them...

Jak The lad · Post by **Jak The lad** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:38 pm

Jazzamataz wrote:"why isn't ronado doing tricks?" (coz it's fifa 07 not 09...) "

Jak The lad · Post by **Jak The lad** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:41 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:
JTL wrote:Only got a cat left now lol. 2 hamsters are visiting god for a few years. Rabbits gone bye bye when we moved.

So now i'm left with the kitty which wont shattt uppp.

Pass me the screw driver, i'll see if I can sort out its voice box.
Mate, i feel your pain. Ive been staying with my missus for the last week and she has this little rat of a dog. Wont settle for one second, always running around the place, yapping away 24/7. Always jumping on my lap or shoulder to lick my face, or scratching on the door of the bedroom to try and get under the covers. Begs for my food too.
The amount of times I wanted to boot the little fucker. Actually I did give it a few little digs with my toe but then felt a bit guilty.
The dogs as thick as shit too, doesnt listen to its name, doesnt sit or lie down. DOesnt fetch either, when you point at something it just stares blankly or licks the tip of your finger. Its past any type of discipline. Does my head in...

I felt really bad for shouting at her last night

It's the eyes which make me feel worse

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:42 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:
JTL wrote:Only got a cat left now lol. 2 hamsters are visiting god for a few years. Rabbits gone bye bye when we moved.

So now i'm left with the kitty which wont shattt uppp.

Pass me the screw driver, i'll see if I can sort out its voice box.
Mate, i feel your pain. Ive been staying with my missus for the last week and she has this little rat of a dog. Wont settle for one second, always running around the place, yapping away 24/7. Always jumping on my lap or shoulder to lick my face, or scratching on the door of the bedroom to try and get under the covers. Begs for my food too.
The amount of times I wanted to boot the little fucker. Actually I did give it a few little digs with my toe but then felt a bit guilty.
The dogs as thick as shit too, doesnt listen to its name, doesnt sit or lie down. DOesnt fetch either, when you point at something it just stares blankly or licks the tip of your finger. Its past any type of discipline. Does my head in...

boot it Faust, boot the little tnuc...I fucking hate dogs when they go past a certain size, (small) they shouldnt be allowed to bark, if you are that small & can be kicked THAT far, dont bark, or even complain for that matter. Be quiet, look cute & shut her up for the desired time limit.

Big dogs are a different story, I love em...

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:50 pm

Talk about battle of conscience. Ive got JTL sitting on my good shoulder and deamonds on the bad shoulder.

Naturally in gonna listen to deamonds and boot the fucker so hard up the arse i wear it like a slipper...

Jak The lad · Post by **Jak The lad** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:48 pm

Christmas card list Before this thread
Faust
Jesus

Christmas card list After this thread
Jesus

You fucking rent boy. I hope the dog comes back and bites your balls off, then runs around with them dangling around, then maybe a stranger picks them up and throws them for him, to which he runs for and plays with them some more, before both the dog and balls get run down by Flo Dan on an A road.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:50 pm

good man Faust, dont ever be a poodle's bitch is what I say.

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:50 pm

Put me back on your Christmas Card list or im gonna wear you on the other foot...

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:04 pm

First day of school. First day waking up at 6:20 again instead of 12:00-14:00

Province · Post by **Province** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:15 pm

JTL wrote:
Jazzamataz wrote:"why isn't ronado doing tricks?" (coz it's fifa 07 not 09...) "

haha, damn ronado.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:41 am

Starting to think that Karma is a load of bollocks.

Maybe I should act like a tnuc. stnuc have all the fun.

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:59 am

rocking out to some metal, not wearing any shoes, accidently kicked a wooden stool, cut my toe and split my toenail, blood everywhere, huge amounts of pain, struggling to walk

furious

Ham · Post by **Ham** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:00 am

kins83 wrote:Starting to think that Karma is a load of bollocks.

Maybe I should act like a tnuc. stnuc have all the fun.

It gets to that point dunnit.

I drip fed a little tnuc into my personality from being a wet bitch 14 year old and it has helped alot.

Ham · Post by **Ham** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:00 am

kins83 wrote:Starting to think that Karma is a load of bollocks.

Maybe I should act like a tnuc. stnuc have all the fun.

It gets to that point dunnit.

I drip fed a little tnuc into my personality from being a wet bitch 14 year old and it has helped alot.

Province · Post by **Province** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:42 pm

something thats more annoying than something thats pissed me off..

needing a crap freshly after a zoot. not about wasting lean time on the toilet.

shamwow · Post by **shamwow** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:48 pm

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:43 pm

Job hunting when I don't know what the fuck I'm looking for or if I could deal with a paycut.

ashen · Post by **ashen** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:23 pm

Someone at work was talking about a "headphones disco"....i honestly had no clue what the wench was on about, so i popped onto google and became very angry indeed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_Disco

SLEW DEM

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:28 pm

Ashen wrote:Someone at work was talking about a "headphones disco"....i honestly had no clue what the wench was on about, so i popped onto google and became very angry indeed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_Disco

SLEW DEM

Awesome at festivals suffering from noise restrictions, though. The Glastonbury one is a right laugh.... they had one in Roskilde when I went, too.

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