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Shit Torture Methods

Post by corpsey » Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:34 am

Choked with liquorice string

Tickled with cannon

Stretched over the bike rack

Beaten about the head with candy floss

Fingernails Tugged

Death by 22 million cuts

Head held under table for lengthy intervals

Chinese water horticulture

Force fed individual plankton

The polythene and strawberry trifle maiden

Eaten alive by gnat

etc.
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Re: Shit Torture Methods

Post by benjybars » Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:49 am

Corpsey wrote: Tickled with cannon

hahhaa..... that would be LONG!
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Post by flippo » Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:44 am

being strapped down in the nude, attatched to a machine that taps you on the nose at random intervals between 2 seconds and 10 minuets for a few days, whilst having having carboard boxes heated and cooled to various temperatures gently tossed at you.
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Post by jack sparrow1 » Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:49 am

someone taking all of your skin off then making you roll round in salt
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Post by pangaea » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:12 am

Nice offtopic :D
jack sparrow1 wrote:someone taking all of your skin off then making you roll round in salt
That's not a shit torture method, that sounds fucking horrific! I guess you'd be dead before you reached the salt, but still...
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Post by bob grommit » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:12 am

Small explosive in your pee hole.
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Post by jack sparrow1 » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:18 am

Pangaea wrote:Nice offtopic :D
jack sparrow1 wrote:someone taking all of your skin off then making you roll round in salt
That's not a shit torture method, that sounds fucking horrific! I guess you'd be dead before you reached the salt, but still...
what about been chained up while someone smashes your record collection in front of you?
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Post by bowzer » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:22 am

jack sparrow1 wrote: what about been chained up while someone smashes your record collection in front of you?
Hmm... then they take all the pieces, put em in a big pot. melt them all down into into a vinyl stew, and boil you in it - add salt for flavour. :o
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Post by pangaea » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:27 am

jack sparrow1 wrote:
Pangaea wrote:Nice offtopic :D
jack sparrow1 wrote:someone taking all of your skin off then making you roll round in salt
That's not a shit torture method, that sounds fucking horrific! I guess you'd be dead before you reached the salt, but still...
what about been chained up while someone smashes your record collection in front of you?
Again, fucking horrific.

You know that Lily Allen video where some stnuc ruin the records of another tnuc? I physically cringed at that...

Shit torture method: Lily Allen videos on a loop.
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Post by jack sparrow1 » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:28 am

Pangaea wrote:
jack sparrow1 wrote:
Pangaea wrote:Nice offtopic :D
jack sparrow1 wrote:someone taking all of your skin off then making you roll round in salt
That's not a shit torture method, that sounds fucking horrific! I guess you'd be dead before you reached the salt, but still...
what about been chained up while someone smashes your record collection in front of you?
Again, fucking horrific.

You know that Lily Allen video where some stnuc ruin the records of another tnuc? I physically cringed at that...
ok so whats acceptable torture?
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Post by pangaea » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:32 am

jack sparrow1 wrote:
Pangaea wrote:
jack sparrow1 wrote:
Pangaea wrote:Nice offtopic :D
jack sparrow1 wrote:someone taking all of your skin off then making you roll round in salt
That's not a shit torture method, that sounds fucking horrific! I guess you'd be dead before you reached the salt, but still...
what about been chained up while someone smashes your record collection in front of you?
Again, fucking horrific.

You know that Lily Allen video where some stnuc ruin the records of another tnuc? I physically cringed at that...
ok so whats acceptable torture?
Sleep deprivation...

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Post by jack sparrow1 » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:35 am

you knows it

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housemates are getting up for work lol :P
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Post by shonky » Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:47 am

Death by 1000 kittens

Property Programme Beatdown

Full Spectrum Drunken Platitude Terror (with added MDMA gobshitery)

Last of the Summer Wine
Hmm....

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Post by signus » Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:37 pm

Pangaea wrote: You know that Lily Allen video where some stnuc ruin the records of another tnuc? I physically cringed at that...
Innit mate *shudders*

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Post by deamonds » Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:45 pm

fliPPo wrote:being strapped down in the nude, attatched to a machine that taps you on the nose at random intervals between 2 seconds and 10 minuets for a few days, whilst having having carboard boxes heated and cooled to various temperatures gently tossed at you.
rofwl!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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