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Dead Rats
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Post by Dead Rats » Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:22 pm

dr ddd wrote:My nan used to say:


If wit were shit, you'd be constipated
Your nan must've had a bad case of diarrhea throughout her life.
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Post by bandshell » Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:24 pm

Why is Winnie the Pooh a bear?


because he's a fucking dick.
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Post by legend4ry » Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:25 pm

bandshell wrote:Why is Winnie the Pooh a bear?


because he's a fucking dick.
Classic :lol:
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Post by zephhh » Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:14 pm

what is the diffrence between an emo and a pizza??




none...
there both sliced ;)
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Post by pato banton » Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:54 pm

How do you make a young girl cry twice?

Rub your bloody dick all over her teddy bear...
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Post by NilsFG » Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:56 pm

pato banton wrote:How do you make a young girl cry twice?

Rub your bloody dick all over her teddy bear...
Now that's an appropriate joke for a 10 year old
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