Your worst chat up lines ever.

the artful dodger · Post by **the artful dodger** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:49 pm

Come on we have all done them cheesy lines.

I once said ''if i was a girl, i would be a lesbian for you'' the thing is i said it to my mate who is a lesbian

thought i would try my luck.

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:51 pm

"hey bitch"

Malicious · Post by **Malicious** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:52 pm

bass hertz wrote:"hey bitch"

"go make me a sandwich."

the artful dodger · Post by **the artful dodger** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:57 pm

Neurotik wrote:

I hope it worked for you

chester perry · Post by **chester perry** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:02 pm

hi,you dont sweaty much for a fat bird.

Shae · Post by **Shae** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:05 pm

One to use on the sluts...

"...So how many guys you got with tonight?"
- "...2"
"Wanna make that 3?"
*Girl dives on your face*

"...So how many guys you got with tonight?"
- "...Erm none?"
"Wanna make that 1?"
*possible slap?/accomplished smile*

chester perry · Post by **chester perry** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:07 pm

AddicteDub wrote:One to use on the sluts...

"...So how many guys you got with tonight?"
- "...2"
"Wanna make that 3?"
*Girl dives on your face*

"...So how many guys you got with tonight?"
- "...Erm none?"
"Wanna make that 1?"
*possible slap?/accomplished smile*

they arent bad, i may use them later.

abelard · Post by **abelard** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:16 pm

hey baby you know smoking lowers your sperm count?

fancy a top up?

Shae · Post by **Shae** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:20 pm

Mate, they worked fuckin wonders... The one night I used the lines was when I was wasted at some 6th form party a few years back, and all 3 of the girls I got with were above average, you just gotta select them carefully...

Now, I don't really try and chat girls up, always think it looks abit forced, would rather chat to a girl about general stuff n see if it takes off from there...

And if it's just sex you're after then, some subtle lines like...

"Well hello there, I don't know if you know me, but I'm kind of a big deal..."

"What time we leaving?"

"Sooooooo..... I'm horny, are you?"

I'm almost completely honest if it's girls I've not met before and you can tell they're looking for a fuck,

"hahaha.... You would get absolutely ruined"

"I'd leave you lyin in bed thinkin, WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!"

"You need dealing with, abruptly."

collige · Post by **collige** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:21 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

chester perry · Post by **chester perry** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:22 pm

fancy a game of Carnival?

Whats that?

Well, you sit on my face and i guess your weight.

the artful dodger · Post by **the artful dodger** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:25 pm

collige wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

That pic reminds me of American dad ''I best call my mother and tell her ive met the girl i would like to do in the bathroom''

Shae · Post by **Shae** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:27 pm

Chester Perry wrote:fancy a game of Carnival?

Whats that?

Well, you sit on my face and i guess your weight.

That reminds me! I was 7 when I learnt this... go up to a girl and ask, can I weigh you? Obviously there's no scales and I'm a little 7 year old boy so she says yes, I then place my hands under her tits and go "Wheeeeeeeeyyy!"

It's a lot better in person.

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:36 pm

"how much?"

nitz · Post by **nitz** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:39 pm

Read the 2nd last one!!

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:53 pm

"So tell me, what does this rag smell like to you?"....

chronicrecords · Post by **chronicrecords** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:44 pm

nice shoes wanna fuck

firky · Post by **firky** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:11 pm

ignore those boys on the forums, i like your nipples the way they are x

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