Your worst chat up lines ever.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:19 pm

Are you going to eat that?

oski · Post by **oski** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:51 pm

i love every bone in your body... especially mine

do you have any irish in you
no?
do you want some?

you must be tired coz you've been running through my dreams all day

your father must have been a thief coz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes

if i could redo the alphabet i'd put you and I together

soming abt maths adding stuff and substracting clothes

i wish i was your derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves

dreadnort · Post by **dreadnort** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:32 pm

"im planning on having sex tonight, fancy joining me?"

"do you sleep on your stomach?"

"no"

"can i?"

mawltea · Post by **mawltea** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:44 pm

I had just broken up with my girlfriend a few years back, was a bit down, raved around drunk and did the cheesiest lines I could think of just for fun;

"I hope you have insurance, cus you just made a big bump in my pants."
"If you were a hamburger, I'd call you McDelicious."
"Is your father a gardener? Cus you have the loveliest pair of melons I've ever seen."

And a few more, but quite language specific, so they don't work so well in English.

Haha.

karmacazee · Post by **karmacazee** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:56 am

^^^^ win! Cheesiest when translated.

I heard a great lyric in a song today:

"Would you like to sit?
Allow me to clear a place
on my face."

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:13 am

Is that a ladder in your tights or is it just a stairway to heaven?

Project_B · Post by **Project_B** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:37 am

Firky wrote:ignore those boys on the forums, i like your nipples the way they are x

FUCKING LOL

mondays child · Post by **mondays child** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:03 pm

Finish what your doin' love and go put the kettle on.

jam1 · Post by **jam1** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:11 pm

Hiya, have you ever squirted?

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:47 pm

FANCY LETTING ME TEAR U A NEW ONE?

u want dogged? (someone has said that one b4)

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:52 pm

" i've seen worse "

psylent · Post by **psylent** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:48 pm

Hey, I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your bed rock

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:56 pm

Show us where you pish fae

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:05 pm

This actually worked on more than one occasion over in LA

Hey... have you ever kissed a British guy before?

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:36 pm

can you help me, i have amnesia... do i come here often?

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:12 pm

Missed the entire first page somehow - great ones!

Oh are your parents retarded? cos you're special

firky · Post by **firky** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:26 pm

I said to a girl, "I have something to show you" and then whilst grinning i placed her hand on me cock. it worked

silentk · Post by **silentk** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:28 pm

"Whats that? You've lost your mummy? Come with me, I'll help you find her..."

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:31 pm

"smile if you want my tiny penis"

HamCrescendo · Post by **HamCrescendo** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:35 pm

If I flipped this coin, what are my chances of getting head?

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