longest you ever went without sex, not counting yourself

DRTY · Post by **DRTY** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:57 am

Dead Rats wrote:If you have sex with a hooker after she's fallen asleep, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

vaginal looting

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:00 am

SD5 wrote:too long

(a time, that is)

this

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:01 am

Secret Ninja Hideout gangbang?

spire · Post by **spire** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:11 am

*cough* close to 2 years. im going insane. the "friend zone" is an all too familiar place, gotta stop making friends, ive got enough of those.

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:15 am

Spire wrote:*cough* close to 2 years. im going insane. the "friend zone" is an all too familiar place, gotta stop making friends, ive got enough of those.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:15 am

The_Dza88 wrote:Secret Ninja Hideout gangbang?

DOES THE GANGBANG CONSIST OF ONLY ME AND YOU?

IN THAT CASE, DEAL, MR. BANKER.

spire · Post by **spire** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:16 am

BNanni wrote:

i know i know! that is an appropriate face though, lol.

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:19 am

Spire wrote:
BNanni wrote:
i know i know! that is an appropriate face though, lol.

I honestly couldn't think of anything else to say.
Stop making friends!
I'm sure with all the friends you've made over the past 2 years, one will wunna have sex with you.
Ask around, see if any of them want to be your fuck buddy.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:21 am

BNanni wrote:
Spire wrote:
BNanni wrote:
i know i know! that is an appropriate face though, lol.
I'm sure with all the friends you've made over the past 2 years, one will wunna have sex with you.
Ask around, see if any of them want to be your fuck buddy.

This girl sure is high maintenance, Trotsky. I hope you know what you're getting yourself into.

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:22 am

Dead Rats wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:Secret Ninja Hideout gangbang?
DOES THE GANGBANG CONSIST OF ONLY ME AND YOU?

IN THAT CASE, DEAL, MR. BANKER.

spire · Post by **spire** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:24 am

BNanni wrote:I honestly couldn't think of anything else to say.
Stop making friends!
I'm sure with all the friends you've made over the past 2 years, one will wunna have sex with you.
Ask around, see if any of them want to be your fuck buddy.

haha, ask around. ill just send out a mass text tomorrow morn. done.

i totally should though, haha.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:27 am

Spire wrote:
BNanni wrote:I honestly couldn't think of anything else to say.
Stop making friends!
I'm sure with all the friends you've made over the past 2 years, one will wunna have sex with you.
Ask around, see if any of them want to be your fuck buddy.
haha, ask around. ill just send out a mass text tomorrow morn. done.

Mass Text? You might wanna delete Pizza Hut, the ket dealer and your mum from your phone before you do that.

spire · Post by **spire** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:28 am

Dead Rats wrote:
Spire wrote:
BNanni wrote:I honestly couldn't think of anything else to say.
Stop making friends!
I'm sure with all the friends you've made over the past 2 years, one will wunna have sex with you.
Ask around, see if any of them want to be your fuck buddy.
haha, ask around. ill just send out a mass text tomorrow morn. done.
Mass Text? You might wanna delete Pizza Hut, the ket dealer and your mum from your phone before you do that

what? i need options. your advice sucks.

spire · Post by **spire** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:29 am

and we dont have a Pizza Hut around here

was good when i had it in LA.

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:30 am

Spire wrote:
Dead Rats wrote: Mass Text? You might wanna delete Pizza Hut, the ket dealer and your mum from your phone before you do that
what? i need options. your advice sucks.

No you really might want to deleate those numbers.
How awkward would it be just to walk in and find the pizza guy, your dealer and your mum all naked in bed.
Waiting for you.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:33 am

BNanni wrote:
Spire wrote:
Dead Rats wrote: Mass Text? You might wanna delete Pizza Hut, the ket dealer and your mum from your phone before you do that
what? i need options. your advice sucks.
No you really might want to deleate those numbers.
How awkward would it be just to walk in and find the pizza guy, your dealer and your mum all naked in bed.
Waiting for you.

I'd hope the Pizza Guy bought some garlic bread with him, because I'd be about to stuff' my mothers crust with my 10" meatball.

And then I'd do some ket with my dealer and talk about trippy shit.

spire · Post by **spire** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:34 am

BNanni wrote:No you really might want to deleate those numbers.
How awkward would it be just to walk in and find the pizza guy, your dealer and your mum all naked in bed.
Waiting for you.

"really really". thats how awkward.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:17 am

23 years.

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:44 am

BNanni wrote:
Spire wrote:
Dead Rats wrote: Mass Text? You might wanna delete Pizza Hut, the ket dealer and your mum from your phone before you do that
what? i need options. your advice sucks.
No you really might want to deleate those numbers.
How awkward would it be just to walk in and find the pizza guy, your dealer and your mum all naked in bed.
Waiting for you.

Buahaha!!

I think I'd rather be abstinent for another year than see that

Edit: Debatable

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:56 am

Dead Rats wrote:Had a dry cockl for about 10 months.

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