Your worst chat up lines ever.

rubixdub · Post by **rubixdub** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:04 am

There are 256 bones in your body! Would you like another?

rubixdub · Post by **rubixdub** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:04 am

Do you want to play army? I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:16 am

rubixdub wrote:Do you want to play army? I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

leejay83 · Post by **leejay83** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:59 am

What fucks like a tiger and winks alot?

Ham · Post by **Ham** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:02 am

rubixdub wrote:Do you want to play army? I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

*is trying that this weekend*

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:57 pm

"I've got one of those."

ahier · Post by **ahier** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:28 pm

got any raisins?

...

how about a date?

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:29 pm

leejay83 wrote:What fucks like a tiger and winks alot?

That one wins!

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:02 pm

BNanni wrote:
leejay83 wrote:What fucks like a tiger and winks alot?

That one wins!

hahaha! missed that one

green eggs and sam · Post by **green eggs and sam** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:53 pm

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

"You're like Gilette, the best a man can get"

HamCrescendo · Post by **HamCrescendo** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:15 pm

"Inheriting eighty million pounds doesn't mean so much when you have a weak heart"

"Do you work for the postal service? I could of sworn I saw you checking out my package"

ed teach · Post by **ed teach** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:55 pm

So, do you come here often? (but in an STD clinic).

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:52 am

"Hey there, I'm DJelements."

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:44 pm

DJelements wrote:"Hey there, I'm DJelements."

I lol'd

fretn · Post by **fretn** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:59 pm

DJelements wrote:"Hey there, I'm DJelements."

bing bing bing!

WE HAVE A WINNER!

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:08 am

suck me beautiful.

did it hurt when you fell down from heaven.

the names bond, suck me beautiful.

I work in TV.

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:15 am

Try to woo a women over to you using your little finger (while still trying to look attractive and manly)

If she walks over wisper in her ear 'If i could make you come with my little finger imagine what I could do with the rest of my body'.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:23 am

FAUST.DTC wrote:Try to woo a women over to you using your little finger (while still trying to look attractive and manly)

Well, that's me spent.

vivace · Post by **vivace** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:31 am

Take ice from a drink, smash it on the floor, start random conversation.
If she doesn't understand, you don't want to put your dick in it.

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:39 am

FAUST.DTC wrote:Try to woo a women over to you using your little finger (while still trying to look attractive and manly)

If she walks over wisper in her ear 'If i could make you come with my little finger imagine what I could do with the rest of my body'.

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