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Post by Dead Rats » Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:02 am

Piston wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:Had a dry cockl for about 10 months. :|
:lol:
I did finger my bum quite often, though.
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Post by nousd » Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:15 am

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Post by green eggs and sam » Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:26 am

not long.. 8)
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Post by dg. » Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:59 am

16 years.. longgg.
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Post by d-T-r » Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:07 pm

Dead Rats wrote:If you have sex with a hooker after she's fallen asleep, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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Post by nousd » Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:41 pm

but yu gotta ask yrself why?
(..has it been too long)

women round here ugly, married or too sane
+ ,fuck it, I'm too tight to pay for it

and you do have to pay one way or another...
whether it's by hanging out in pick-up joints,
flash dinners and inducements,
or dressing to look provocatively financial...

Nah, just have to be patient till some wierd bird,
that finds me attractive, invents herself. :wink:
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Post by triky » Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:05 pm

SD5 wrote:but yu gotta ask yrself why?
(..has it been too long)

women round here ugly, married or too sane
+ ,fuck it, I'm too tight to pay for it

and you do have to pay one way or another...
whether it's by hanging out in pick-up joints,
flash dinners and inducements,
or dressing to look provocatively financial...

Nah, just have to be patient till some wierd bird,
that finds me attractive, invents herself. :wink:
move off your island and get to the continent...? just kidding

17 years but that was when i was still a virgin. har har
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Post by nousd » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:10 am

^thanks for the gratuitous advice bro
maybe living in semi-desert on an island doesn't help my chances. :)
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Post by dubstepjustin » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:16 am

Sex? If there are any girls in the Chester County, PA area, please contact me and we'll get down to biznass. :wink:
gwa wrote:I have spent 20 quid on food today. I do not need to eat but I can't help myself.

This is fucking shit I have no self control. Someone kill me
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