The Friday Appreciation Thread™

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:50 am

Only a little bit, don't go mad and start putting all your face.

BLZDub · Post by **BLZDub** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:52 am

Yeah, don't want to go overboard on the shit. Too much and she'll just think you're some pervert wanking in the car whilst smearing shit on your face and that is not going to convince her to be your babies mumma.

lil-tee · Post by **lil-tee** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:57 am

wow, i'm going out on the pull on the M4 tomorrow!

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:58 am

Final weekend before I start uni all over again after a one year hiatus.

Hooray for sleeping around with horny freshers!

rubixdub · Post by **rubixdub** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:02 am

this friday is going to get more off its tits than any other friday before

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:05 am

I can't wait to apply my newly gained pulling knowledge tonight.

So:

1) Find a nice lady.

2) Apply faeces to face (but not too much, don't want to appear to make too much effort)

3) Whap my willy out

4) Commence charm offensive.

5) Enjoy the fruits of my hard work.

This is gonna be the best Friday ever! Thanks guys!

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:10 am

kins83 wrote:I can't wait to apply my newly gained pulling knowledge tonight.

So:

1) Find a nice lady.

2) Apply faeces to face (but not too much, don't want to appear to make too much effort)

3) Whap my willy out

4) Commence charm offensive.

5) Enjoy the fruits of my hard work.

6) Don't crash

This is gonna be the best Friday ever! Thanks guys!

BLZDub · Post by **BLZDub** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:11 am

Good luck mate, you'll knock'em dead.
If you have to, but it is only a last resort

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:12 am

leq wrote:
kins83 wrote:I can't wait to apply my newly gained pulling knowledge tonight.

So:

1) Find a nice lady.

2) Apply faeces to face (but not too much, don't want to appear to make too much effort)

3) Whap my willy out

4) Commence charm offensive.

5) Enjoy the fruits of my hard work.

6) Don't crash

This is gonna be the best Friday ever! Thanks guys!

Oh wait...this technique can only be used whilst in the car? That was a close one. I'd have looked a RIGHT tit trying this in the pub...

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:15 am

kins83 wrote:I can't wait to apply my newly gained pulling knowledge tonight.

So:

1) Find a nice lady.

2) Apply faeces to face (but not too much, don't want to appear to make too much effort)

3) Whap my willy out

4) Commence charm offensive.

5) Enjoy the fruits of my hard work.

This is gonna be the best Friday ever! Thanks guys!

This is a pretty difficult paragraph to comprehend when you have no idea what's going on.

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:16 am

Can anyone get letter sizing and font colour to work, I wanted a nice big gay YES to show my enthusiasm for Friday but it hasn't worked. cry.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:17 am

jubscarz wrote:Can anyone get letter sizing and font colour to work, I wanted a nice big gay YES to show my enthusiasm for Friday but it hasn't worked. cry.

YES

Edit: No.

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:21 am

Yeah you've gotta be driving Matt, I'd probably do the shit part before you start driving.

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:22 am

kins83 wrote:
leq wrote:
kins83 wrote:I can't wait to apply my newly gained pulling knowledge tonight.

So:

1) Find a nice lady.

2) Apply faeces to face (but not too much, don't want to appear to make too much effort)

3) Whap my willy out

4) Commence charm offensive.

5) Enjoy the fruits of my hard work.

6) Don't crash

This is gonna be the best Friday ever! Thanks guys!
Oh wait...this technique can only be used whilst in the car? That was a close one. I'd have looked a RIGHT tit trying this in the pub...

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:35 am

^ ooh the image i have of shitfaced kinsman smiling at a lady at the lights.

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:23 am

Just woke up. U WOT U WOT

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:24 am

Just woke up. U WOT U WOT

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:26 am

gwa wrote:Just woke up. U WOT U WOT

The Matrix has just changed something...

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:37 am

this forum is now shit. it use to be somethig good but since they made it look like patrick swayzes bellend I hate it here. Matrix indeed young rats

ahier · Post by **ahier** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:43 am

CASH IN HAND FRIDAY!

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