my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me

[boomstix]

co-sign the hang out with mates heaps and do mad shit.

at first you won't want to do it but it is about the only thing that will genuinely help

i've been through this too. might be headed there again soon. it sucks but there's really no cure except time. it will end and you will feel better

[the acid never lies]

I'm still waiting for that picture....

[diss04]

don't contact her, no matter how much you want to.

if you see her out, act casual - "it's no big deal, right?"

she'll be all like "why isn't he caring?' and she'll want your goofy ass right back with her because women are just as dumb and easy to manipulate as we are

[capo ultra]

shoot up a school

Shoot up wherever you may be!!!!

The riskier the location, the better the rush!

Might I suggest Heroin as the substance of choice!!!!!


Shooting speed or coke just keeps you awake longer and gives you more time to dwell on negative shit!

shoot up a school on heroin

[Dead Rats]

she'll be all like "why isn't he caring?' and she'll want your goofy ass right back with her

I don't think so, Tim.

[the acid never lies]

she'll be all like "why isn't he caring?' and she'll want your goofy ass right back with her

I don't think so, Tim.

Still better than seeing her and having a breakdown, bawling your eyes out tearing your hair out whilst shouting up at the sky

[dubsola]

Write her a letter. Write several.

http://psychoticlettersfrommen.blogspot.com

[the acid never lies]

Write her a letter. Write several.

http://psychoticlettersfrommen.blogspot.com

What is this place? It's rather amusing

[dubsola]

Well, it's a collection of Psychotic Letters From Men, with amusing commentary from some guy. Keeps me amused.

This bit in particular had me going:

Kelly spends a considerable amount of her free time running an animal rescue program in her home state of Arkansas.

Now, as we all know, people who run animal rescue programs spend an inordinate amount of time caring for and nurturing sick and injured animals, which says quite a bit about them.

They are, as a whole, an extraordinarily compassionate and nurturing set of individuals.

But who takes care of the people who run animal rescue programs? Who returns the volumes of deep love and affection they so freely dole out to injured animals?

Certainly not the animals. Believe me, I've seen animal rescue shows about ducks, and seriously, what a bunch of hoity toity fucking assholes those birds are. You try to mend a broken wing, and they act like you're trying to install a car bomb.

[z.u.bee]

drink untill you feel the urge to phone her up crying and trying to sneakily knock one off at her insesitive tone of voice....

OR

bang a next girl, it helps!!!

[diss04]

I broke up with a girl a few months ago who I though I was in love with (well - I say "broke up with", I mean she went mad because I told her to shut up a few times in public, despite her saying worse to me in front of my mates and me letting it slide). Foolishly, I persued her for answers: she told me that she loved me and the next day she told me she never wanted to see me again because I yawned during a boring story of hers, WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HER?

I was no saint but I never wronged her. She said "no one had ever treated her as bad as I did" - funny considering her Mum kicked her out the house, Dad doesn't speak to her and ex-boyfriend stole her money, phone and camera and sold it for drug money... All I did was tell her to "shut up" and, jokingly, "fuck off" a few times.

On my birthday, I was telling a story and she was drunk and she shouted mid-setence "Are yeww shtill fuckin' talking? boring tnuc" and I let it slide for then and politely told her to never talk to me like that ever again or I was going to need planning permission as I'd be doing some serious structural changes to her face.

I'm rambling because I want to go home because it's been a rough day at work but the point is that women are mad as mad stnuc and are stnuc too.

[bass hertz]

pics of stfu about it

[ahier]

she'll be all like "why isn't he caring?' and she'll want your goofy ass right back with her

I don't think so, Tim.

no this definitely happens, but not in a good way

[diablo]

shoot up a school

Shoot up wherever you may be!!!!

The riskier the location, the better the rush!

Might I suggest Heroin as the substance of choice!!!!!


Shooting speed or coke just keeps you awake longer and gives you more time to dwell on negative shit!

shoot up a school on heroin

I misread the first post as "shoot up AT school"

Either way!!! Win-Win
Fixed!!!!! Lmfao!!!!!

[nitz]

hes not wrote back once since like the 2nd page i think you guys have put him off..

[z.u.bee]

should we be worried???

[minos]

Try a 4 year old instead.

.......

[<3Daisychain<3]

Use the expierence for inspiration all shit happens for a reason so see the silver lining and get over it!

[the acid never lies]

Well, it's a collection of Psychotic Letters From Men, with amusing commentary from some guy. Keeps me amused.

This bit in particular had me going:

Kelly spends a considerable amount of her free time running an animal rescue program in her home state of Arkansas.

Now, as we all know, people who run animal rescue programs spend an inordinate amount of time caring for and nurturing sick and injured animals, which says quite a bit about them.

They are, as a whole, an extraordinarily compassionate and nurturing set of individuals.

But who takes care of the people who run animal rescue programs? Who returns the volumes of deep love and affection they so freely dole out to injured animals?

Certainly not the animals. Believe me, I've seen animal rescue shows about ducks, and seriously, what a bunch of hoity toity fucking assholes those birds are. You try to mend a broken wing, and they act like you're trying to install a car bomb.

This Why Women Hate Men blog i found through it is great too - thanks, this wil provide at least a few hours' worth of entertainment =D

Edit: Forgot to put link - http://www.whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/

[-Lika-]

take Ket and draw....