Me + India

[the wiggle baron]

Erm...just yea

Fail aho.

We didnt have visas. Cos someone said not to. Should probably have questioned him a bit more due to his epilepsy causing him to have to take massive amounts of valium all day to control seizures etc.

So yeah, we didnt get to India. We spent the first week of our holiday in Sydenham. Then proceeded to end up spending a few days in barcelona, somefuckinghow spending a week with my parents in the south of france before a few nights in Gerona then back home.

Was absoloutely sick to be honest. Dun know thats the slightly less, but still extremely short version though. Might pop out and pick up some white diamond though, so who knows what might happen.

I am at least 1/3 spastic.

[ahier]

[Dead Rats]

As long as you had a good time, though, mate.

But let's be honest, the people of this forum only want to know one motherfuckin' thing, and that's whether you got your little pencil wet or not. You should make a "TL;DR - I got a shag/I didn't get a shag" sig at the end of your paragraphs so the rest of us can just cut straight to the chase.

[kins83]

As long as you had a good time, though, mate.

But let's be honest, the people of this forum only want to know one motherfuckin' thing, and that's whether you got your little pencil wet or not. You should make a "TL;DR - I got a shag/I didn't get a shag" sig at the end of your paragraphs so the rest of us can just cut straight to the chase.

I too am glad you had a good time mate. But, as Mr. Rats says - did you get your little pencil wet?

[cal]

Tell us Wiggles

[djelements]

did you get your little pencil wet?

[magma]

This just in:

Wiggles got his pencil wet on the condition he didn't brag about it to his internet mates.

[magma]

Or he's being dragged back into the insatiable Turkish's arms too quickly to unfold the true terror of the situation.

Gives teabagging a new kind of ring...

[-dubson-]

will this ever end?!!

i sort of don't want it to actually, snh will get far less interesting..

[magma]

will this ever end?!!

i sort of don't want it to actually, snh will get far less interesting..

Soaps aren't supposed to end are they? A new family will move in next door to Wiggles soon and he'll try it on with the daughter before getting drunk and sleeping with the mother. It's gonna be bril, I read about it in Heat.

[kermitmusix]

You didn't put your penis inside a vagina once.

You need to have some serious guts for that

[kins83]

Damnit. Here on Monday morning, expecting at least 5 new pages.

How very disappointing.

[Dead Rats]

Nevermind, Kins, we can use this thread to bond.

How's it going, me old son? Everything cool?

[kins83]

I'm okay mate. Plugging away, you know.

How about your good self?

[Dead Rats]

Well, my laptops fucked and my rooms a mess, so that's getting on my tits a bit, but 'part from that, I'm alright. Thinking about handing in my laptop to a mate to get fixed, but then he'll be able to see all the pictures of my cock I've taken on the webcam, innit.

How's the job?

[kins83]

Dull as fook. I've been talking to mate of mine who runs a graphic design and mulitmedia company, and we've been talking about teaching me 3D Modelling. So I'm taking steps to get the hell out of this job. My only concern is the financial side of things.

In other news, my housemate is definitely moving out next week and I'm gonna get a kitten! Yes!

[Dead Rats]

Why couldn't you get a kitten before, that tnuc allergic to them or summin'?

[kins83]

Cos he's a fat tnuc whose idea of playing with animals is to rile them up and 'play fight'. Doesn't sound so bad perhaps, but I swear if I got a kitten while he still lived there it'd grow up with mental issues. I fucking hate the diabetic waster.

[nousd]

^...you guys rehearsing for Emmerdale or somethink?

meanwhile, a thread about India in which nobody gets nearer to India than a curry....

[LEQ]

= Fail. Sydenham? Fucking hell mate.