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Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me

Post by _boring » Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:32 pm

manillathrilla wrote:a girl told me i was handsome and cute at the bar last night then rubbed my chest n shit then i got nervous and blew it fml

im the opposite, its takes a lotttttttttt for a girl to wet my whistle these days. ive hooked up with a few girls since but it just seems so empty.

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Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me

Post by 86. » Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:37 pm

the more this thread goes on the more I question the seriousness of the OP.

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Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me

Post by defekt » Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:42 pm

86 position wrote:the more this thread goes on the more I question the seriousness of the OP.
he would be the ultimate troll

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Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me

Post by Pedobear » Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:45 pm

How old was she :twisted:

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Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me

Post by the acid never lies » Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:45 pm

^ :lol: :lol: ^

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Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me

Post by magma » Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:12 pm

86 position wrote:the more this thread goes on the more I question the seriousness of the OP.
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Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me

Post by Neurotik » Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:30 pm

Pedobear wrote:How old was she :twisted:
LMFAO!!
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Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me

Post by manillathrilla » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:41 am

she was 23 and a half decent looker touched my nipple outside the shirt maybe accidentally though

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Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me

Post by djelements » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:47 am

dubstepjustin wrote:Here's the thing i've noticed about women. They're all cool with you one minute, and the next they hate your guts.
Not really.
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Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me

Post by manillathrilla » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:48 am

lets get some pics up on this thread who is with the hottest girl?

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Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me

Post by surface_tension » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:03 am

My girl hasn't put out in quite some time. The other night I had this dream that I was banging a really hot chick and I started to cum, but unfortunately it was like 2 seconds into intercourse. And so I tried to hold back and woke up mid-load. Not only did I wake up from the dream prematurely, but I also was really mid-orgasm. Thus I missed out twice in the span of like 3 seconds on blowing the largest load imaginable either on or in this fine female specimen.

Or I could be making this up entirely. :i:

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Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me

Post by deepsteppa » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:55 am

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Post by particle-jim » Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:35 am

after the girl i'd been with for about 3 yrs slept with one of my best friends on my birthday i turned to booze and weed and kept tryin 2 hit on the barmaid at my local and never succeeded coz im bare l33t

i haven't had sex in over half a year, wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me

Post by magma » Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:09 am

particle-jim wrote:after the girl i'd been with for about 3 yrs slept with one of my best friends on my birthday i turned to booze and weed and kept tryin 2 hit on the barmaid at my local and never succeeded coz im bare l33t

i haven't had sex in over half a year, wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me

Post by the acid never lies » Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:57 pm

surface_tension wrote:My girl hasn't put out in quite some time. The other night I had this dream that I was banging a really hot chick and I started to cum, but unfortunately it was like 2 seconds into intercourse. And so I tried to hold back and woke up mid-load. Not only did I wake up from the dream prematurely, but I also was really mid-orgasm. Thus I missed out twice in the span of like 3 seconds on blowing the largest load imaginable either on or in this fine female specimen.

Or I could be making this up entirely. :i:

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Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me

Post by the acid never lies » Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:59 pm

magma wrote:
particle-jim wrote:after the girl i'd been with for about 3 yrs slept with one of my best friends on my birthday i turned to booze and weed and kept tryin 2 hit on the barmaid at my local and never succeeded coz im bare l33t

i haven't had sex in over half a year, wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me

Post by swomp » Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:50 pm

surface_tension wrote:My girl hasn't put out in quite some time. The other night I had this dream that I was banging a really hot chick and I started to cum, but unfortunately it was like 2 seconds into intercourse. And so I tried to hold back and woke up mid-load. Not only did I wake up from the dream prematurely, but I also was really mid-orgasm. Thus I missed out twice in the span of like 3 seconds on blowing the largest load imaginable either on or in this fine female specimen.

Or I could be making this up entirely. :i:

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Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me

Post by manillathrilla » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:42 pm

i smashed this chick 6 times after hearing my girlfirned cheated on me once fair right?

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Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me

Post by gwa » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:29 pm

Quite clear that this guy has more than one account.
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Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me

Post by djelements » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:31 pm

gwa wrote:Quite clear that this guy has more than one account.
Yerp.
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