The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Dead Rats]

I feel fucking awful.

[magma]

fucking me feels awful.

[Dead Rats]

How goes the mouth ulcer, penis breath? Still painful?

I suffer from them all the time, and sometimes they're powerful enough to immobilise me completely. My all-time most hated thing.

[magma]

How goes the mouth ulcer, penis breath? Still painful?

I suffer from them all the time, and sometimes they're powerful enough to immobilise me completely. My all-time most hated thing.

It's starting to fuck off now, but last night I managed to make it worse by eating an unexpectedly hot chilli.

You ever got checked out for allergies? One of my brother gets ulcers because he's allergic to milk... tbh, I almost think I'd rather not find out. No cheese? Fuck that.

[Dead Rats]

Yeah, innit, but with ulcers I thought they was a right tnuc coz' no-one really knows what causes them, and the only real cure for them is "time".

I couldn't give up cheese, that's for sure.

S'all about Salt n' Vinegar crisps on your ulcer, mate.

[magma]

Yeah, innit, but with ulcers I thought they was a right tnuc coz' no-one really knows what causes them, and the only real cure for them is "time".

I couldn't give up cheese, that's for sure.

S'all about Salt n' Vinegar crisps on your ulcer, mate.

Rock salt was the cure to the chilli fuckup last night. Grind the shit into it... feels loads better this morning!

Fuck mouths. Seriously... horrible places.

[Dead Rats]

They are indeed.

And now I'm off home to bed because I'm sneezing my brain out. Adios.

[Dead Rats]

Can't go home coz' we're bastard short-staffed.

[kins83]

I too feel like shit, but can't go home cos I've had fucking loads of sick days recently.

[magma]

Can't go home coz' we're bastard short-staffed.

That really fucking sucks. You should probably throw a tantrum, throw up on your boss and go home anyway.

[missedthebus]

have serious life decisions to make, and no clue where to start

At the beginning.

[Neurotik]

Half a day of sociology, meaning half a day to finish writing up my biology essay up in neat before it's due in tommorrow, simple? No chance! Get in after college then have to pop out, leave keys on side get back to find no-one in and i'm locked out! Ended up catching the bus to town, hoping to get it there and back hoping someone will be in after i return (having only my college stuff and a bus pass on me). Started sitting on bottom floor to avoid the chavvy conversation and grime music that makes me want to claw my own ears out yet the pollard family get on and sit right next to me talking about "slapping people up, ounces, yeah blud, enit, fuk dat shit, shuda shanked 'im...". Finally got off and decided to stop off at Waterstones and had the idea of using the desks in there to carry on with my essay, using a book from the store aswell, got a good page and a half done before i got asked to stop because they don't allow note taking from the books or work being done there . Catch the bus back, fall asleep on bus, eventually get back, still no-one in, long walk to aunts, got it done there, had to meet brother, long walk back, tired, my left hand is half blue ink soaked and hurting like fuck!

[Coppola]

Half a day of sociology, meaning half a day to finish writing up my biology essay up in neat before it's due in tommorrow, simple? No chance! Get in after college then have to pop out, leave keys on side get back to find no-one in and i'm locked out! Ended up catching the bus to town, hoping to get it there and back hoping someone will be in after i return (having only my college stuff and a bus pass on me). Started sitting on bottom floor to avoid the chavvy conversation and grime music that makes me want to claw my own ears out yet the pollard family get on and sit right next to me talking about "slapping people up, ounces, yeah blud, enit, fuk dat shit, shuda shanked 'im...". Finally got off and decided to stop off at Waterstones and had the idea of using the desks in there to carry on with my essay, using a book from the store aswell, got a good page and a half done before i got asked to stop because they don't allow note taking from the books or work being done there . Catch the bus back, fall asleep on bus, eventually get back, still no-one in, long walk to aunts, got it done there, had to meet brother, long walk back, tired, my left hand is half blue ink soaked and hurting like fuck!

Sounds like a proper shit day!

[Neurotik]

Half a day of sociology, meaning half a day to finish writing up my biology essay up in neat before it's due in tommorrow, simple? No chance! Get in after college then have to pop out, leave keys on side get back to find no-one in and i'm locked out! Ended up catching the bus to town, hoping to get it there and back hoping someone will be in after i return (having only my college stuff and a bus pass on me). Started sitting on bottom floor to avoid the chavvy conversation and grime music that makes me want to claw my own ears out yet the pollard family get on and sit right next to me talking about "slapping people up, ounces, yeah blud, enit, fuk dat shit, shuda shanked 'im...". Finally got off and decided to stop off at Waterstones and had the idea of using the desks in there to carry on with my essay, using a book from the store aswell, got a good page and a half done before i got asked to stop because they don't allow note taking from the books or work being done there . Catch the bus back, fall asleep on bus, eventually get back, still no-one in, long walk to aunts, got it done there, had to meet brother, long walk back, tired, my left hand is half blue ink soaked and hurting like fuck!

Sounds like a proper shit day!

Proper.

[djelements]

At least you got the essay finished though!

[Neurotik]

At least you got the essay finished though!

And it's going in the what made you happy today thread once i get it in! Unless i get hit by a bus that is..

[Neurotik]

MY LAPTOP IS FUCKING DEAD!!!!!
FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME, I CAN'T FUCKING COPE WITH THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!
Just updated to SP2, it restarted for installation and then stopped responding, i turned it off and now it won't turn back on again!!!!!

I've spent enough fucking money on repairs, i can't afford and WON'T pay for anymore...especially when i'm paying everytime these shitty products screw up on me!! I have important shit on there, and i need it for fucking college work....Lines are closed until monday...when i start college, and i have no time top start fucking around with all this#!!!

Don't EVER buy a Dell laptop; THEY FUCKING SUCK BEYOND COMPREHENSION!!!

[NilsFG]

Don't EVER buy a Dell laptop; THEY FUCKING SUCK BEYOND COMPREHENSION!!!

All my laptops were from Dell. Never had a problem with 'm.

[magma]

Don't EVER buy a Dell laptop; THEY FUCKING SUCK BEYOND COMPREHENSION!!!

Mine's shit too.

[Neurotik]

No idea what to do now 2bh. I know they won't do anything about this unless i'm emptying my wallet for them. Over the past year since my first problem with it, the cost of it has amounted to little under eight hundred pound including the laptop purchase itself, it would've been more efficient use of my money if i had stood over a bridge and emptied it all into a river.