what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:06 pm

manillathrilla wrote:ok true story i had anal wiht my x in the back of a car...nutted in her rear then pulled my willie out and saw poop all over it and it stunk. she got real nervous and asked me for a plastic bag so i picked one off the floor and she immediately started shitting in it. the car smelt pretty bad for about ten minutes and i had to rub hand sanitizer all over my weiner. in the end it was a beautiful bonding experience.

that's beautiful man.

86. · Post by **86.** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:20 pm

bandshell wrote:
manillathrilla wrote:ok true story i had anal wiht my x in the back of a car...nutted in her rear then pulled my willie out and saw poop all over it and it stunk. she got real nervous and asked me for a plastic bag so i picked one off the floor and she immediately started shitting in it. the car smelt pretty bad for about ten minutes and i had to rub hand sanitizer all over my weiner. in the end it was a beautiful bonding experience.
that's beautiful man.

seriously...

and I think you needed Dettol, Bleach, and Listerine in that situation ...everybody knows "hand sanitizer" is nonsense.

manillathrilla · Post by **manillathrilla** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:03 pm

truest story i have ever told...i promised her i would never tell anyone but she dumped me so fuck it i also told her to suck it when i saw there was poo all over it...she refused

86. · Post by **86.** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:21 pm

manillathrilla wrote:truest story i have ever told...i promised her i would never tell anyone but she dumped me so fuck it i also told her to suck it when i saw there was poo all over it...she refused

ATM taken to the next level

did you ever give that girl a golden shower

manillathrilla · Post by **manillathrilla** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:22 pm

i had her hold my dong when i would take a piss...

86. · Post by **86.** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:56 pm

manillathrilla wrote:i had her hold my dong when i would take a piss...

you said this either yesterday or the day before also....the fact you brought it up again has convinced me that it's true (even if it's not)

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:15 pm

manillathrilla wrote:truest story i have ever told...i promised her i would never tell anyone but she dumped me so fuck it i also told her to suck it when i saw there was poo all over it...she refused

You're really not taking this break up well are you?

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:17 pm

BNanni wrote:
manillathrilla wrote:truest story i have ever told...i promised her i would never tell anyone but she dumped me so fuck it i also told her to suck it when i saw there was poo all over it...she refused
You're really not taking this break up well are you?

fuck!!!

he's talking about BNanni

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:19 pm

lol
a friend of mine got caught by his mum whilst having anal with his gf, in the precise second that she walked in his gf had some sorta muscle spasm and shit all over him as he, horrified, then vomited on her back...

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:29 pm

Pistonsbeneath wrote:
BNanni wrote:
manillathrilla wrote:truest story i have ever told...i promised her i would never tell anyone but she dumped me so fuck it i also told her to suck it when i saw there was poo all over it...she refused
You're really not taking this break up well are you?
fuck!!!

he's talking about BNanni

Lol!
No he's not!
I was just stating he wasnt taking it well

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:30 pm

z.u.bee wrote:lol
a friend of mine got caught by his mum whilst having anal with his gf, in the precise second that she walked in his gf had some sorta muscle spasm and shit all over him as he, horrified, then vomited on her back...

Oh

I just got a mental image of that.
DO NOT WANT

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:41 pm

z.u.bee wrote:lol
a friend of mine got caught by his mum whilst having anal with his gf, in the precise second that she walked in his gf had some sorta muscle spasm and shit all over him as he, horrified, then vomited on her back...

AHAHAH thats quality reminds me of a comedy sketch! Dirty Dirty thought but lol

86. · Post by **86.** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:12 pm

z.u.bee wrote:lol
a friend of mine got caught by his mum whilst having anal with his gf, in the precise second that she walked in his gf had some sorta muscle spasm and shit all over him as he, horrified, then vomited on her back...

did they have a loving shower together afterwards? lol

if I walked in on such a situation going down with one of my children (not that it would happen because whether or not it's my house, I have enough deceny to knock first), I'd probably die laughing...as deranged as that may sound

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:14 pm

either that or vomit myself!!

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:26 pm

BNanni wrote:
Pistonsbeneath wrote:
BNanni wrote:
manillathrilla wrote:truest story i have ever told...i promised her i would never tell anyone but she dumped me so fuck it i also told her to suck it when i saw there was poo all over it...she refused
You're really not taking this break up well are you?
fuck!!!

he's talking about BNanni
Lol!
No he's not!
I was just stating he wasnt taking it well

secrets out now.

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:30 pm

Yeah man, I been caught out

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:10 pm

BNanni wrote:Yeah man, I been caught out

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:49 pm

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:58 pm

Please tell me you lot dont actually think im his ex misses?

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:01 pm

BNanni wrote:Please tell me you lot dont actually think im his ex misses?

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