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strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Post by manillathrilla » Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:51 pm

i once told a girl to "bite It" while she was giving me head...wtf was i thinking

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Post by the acid never lies » Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:56 pm

:lol:

"Oh shit we're missing Peep Show!"

I didn't understand why she got so pissed off - she loves Peep Show more than I do.

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Post by diablo » Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:57 pm

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Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Post by manillathrilla » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:12 am

"are those poop stains on your panties?"

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Post by firky » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:18 am

"theyre making impressions of me in the next tent"

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Post by Pistonsbeneath » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:19 am

so much poop

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Post by bass hertz » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:51 am

"what do you mean you don't feel it?"


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Post by Pistonsbeneath » Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:07 am

your bleeding 'what?'
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Post by the acid never lies » Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:23 am

Pistonsbeneath wrote:your bleeding 'what?'
your bleeding blood hole is bleeding all over the bleeding place

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Post by miscreant » Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:52 am

"pretend you dont want me to"

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Post by nousd » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:46 am

"I can't find it. Are you sure you're a female?"
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Post by sigbowls » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:53 am

i dont have one :x
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Post by aftee » Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:04 am

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Post by Project_B » Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:18 am

POWWW!!!!!!!
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Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Post by surface_tension » Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:45 am

I think the baby just kicked me in the penis.

or

after my girl had just had our son the doctor was about to give her like 1 stitch and I was like

"you think maybe if I slide you a tenner, you couldn't put a few extra stitches in there?"
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Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Post by lil-tee » Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:14 am

let's switch Anchorman off it's putting me off

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Post by DRTY » Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:44 am

"Are you awake"

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Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Post by ruckus49 » Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:53 am

manillathrilla wrote:"are those poop stains on your panties?"

lol i would say something like that

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