strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

[bass hertz]

"do you got change for a twenty?"

"put your bra back on, Rusko"

"if you go to the cops, that's your ass!"

[did]

if anyone has ever played unreal tournament 99, i said to my current girlfriend 'you like that?' in the taunt voice and she responded 'oh yeah!'. never creased so hard in my life

[pikeymobile]

After trying to have sex on shrooms last year (and failing miserably) my missus asked to borrow a tenner, so I climbed off, pulled a tenner out my wallet, threw it at her and said "clean yourself up"
It was like an entire periods worth of anger condensed in to a single 20 second glare.

[djacroama]

"What was your name again"..... that didnt go down well.

[Pi-Krust]

"you know it's kinda weird but from a certain angle you really remind me of my mum"

[manillathrilla]

girl once told me "i smelled like her dad" also i told her if i could stick my finger up her bum she could do it to me...terrible idea

[djelements]

I wish more of these were real.

[manillathrilla]

i have yet to tell a fib on the forum everythings 4 reel

[cr1tt3r]

"gross!"

[bass hertz]

After trying to have sex on shrooms last year (and failing miserably) my missus asked to borrow a tenner, so I climbed off, pulled a tenner out my wallet, threw it at her and said "clean yourself up"
It was like an entire periods worth of anger condensed in to a single 20 second glare.

so she asked you for a tenner while you were still on her?

[surface_tension]

After trying to have sex on shrooms last year (and failing miserably) my missus asked to borrow a tenner, so I climbed off, pulled a tenner out my wallet, threw it at her and said "clean yourself up"
It was like an entire periods worth of anger condensed in to a single 20 second glare.

so she asked you for a tenner while you were still on her?

That's funny, I charged her 10.

[Killatekken]

Oops, wrong hole, my bad