Electric Eliminators present THE FORTIFIED SESSIONS

poax · Post by **poax** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:38 am

and this!!

poax · Post by **poax** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:47 am

"there blood!"

"swish!! count me in"

"got me id and everyting , ya see me!! ghetto 4 life iyar! whut WHUT!!"

"oh aye, ill be there , with me fokkin pet snehk damian. who farted? it was nee me, was it ye ,ye sneaky wee gadge! "

"are space pirates welcome?!"

"why does pokes use so many exclamation marks??"

"pokes isnt here right now, but if youd like to leave a mge ill be back from the showers soon"

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:57 am

"hi im sgt pokes"

jack sparrow1 · Post by **jack sparrow1** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:44 pm

thats gunna weight for sure jed

you damn reet irn bru in effect

brokkout!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knows it royale with cheese

dutty wine for all

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:43 pm

4linehaiku · Post by **4linehaiku** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:03 pm

Now obviously this is going to be

But the question is: How the fuck am I going to get back to Edinburgh at 3am? Don't suppose there's any mental after-party buisness is there? Probably not on a Thursday, huh?

Also, didn't you sort out some sort of brilliant plan to allow smoking in the venue? Or was that the previous place?

And I trust Poax will be brucking out in a suitably local fashion:

?

electric eliminator · Post by **electric eliminator** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:28 pm

nah mate, the smoking was in the last place

i would have an afterparty, but my neighbour who has put up with a lot admittedly, went tonto after the last one and there were only two of us there

bring that mix along if yr coming though, i havent had a chance to check it out yet

4linehaiku · Post by **4linehaiku** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:46 pm

Fair enough, might have to Casino it until the first bus, or something similar. I'll bring a CD with the mix on down.
Gonna be large!

jim · Post by **jim** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:51 pm

jack sparrow1 · Post by **jack sparrow1** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:54 am

bump bump bump bump bump it up!!!

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:16 pm

its on

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:10 pm

Got me pirate gear ready!!!

"Pieces of 8-bar"

(and some cheeky tuneage too...

)

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

Be there or be an equilateral quadrangle (/nerd blog)

Yo ho ho ho, a pirates life for me!

4linehaiku · Post by **4linehaiku** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:39 am

Choose running your tits off for the 9:30 bus and it being 1/2 an hour late.
Choose walking 'south-east' through Glasgow because you're a silly bint who forgot to print off a map.
Choose getting lost in a massive housing estate and stopping for a spliff.
Choose brucking out to DJ POAX on the 33 intro stylez.
Choose getting a Bingo Skank on right in front of the subs at the back on your own, because you don't fucking know anyone.
Choose chatting with Poax and finding out he's even funnier off the mic than on it.
Choose Poax promising cheapies at the next DMZ. I'm not gonna forget!
Choose going to some random after-party because the first bus is at 5:20.
Choose Poax (and the rest of the Hotel Gang) P.U.S.S.Y.I.N.G O.U.T of the after party.
Choose getting completely loose on rum (keeping it pirate) and deciding to walk from the after party (where ever the hell it was) to the bus station at 5am.
Choose getting lost as fuck and walking along the motorway for 2 hours.
Choose finding a bus in the middle of nowhere that takes you all the way to Sauchiehall Street.
Choose stumbling in to Burger king and getting seerved by a guy with the worst tattoo going. It looked like a lopsided prison tat version of this:
_____________
| IAN|
------------------
Nice.
Choose getting home still bastard drunk and posting this instead of going to bed because of FUCKING PRIORITIES.
Choose having to get up in 4 hours to meet your girlfriend.

Big big night. Lots of heavy dubs I hadn't heard before, so out to Jack Sparrow and Forensix on that. Hold tight Gravious on the best Pirate cosutme by FAR. Big up whoever made that 'worries in the dance' tune, it was laaaaarge, and of course the electric eliminators for putting it on, hope you like the mix. Oh and a massive shout out to the old guy that passed out in the toilets. That's a big look. Your chest.

deville · Post by **deville** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:45 am

worries in the dance = canonfire jack sparra knowz it

jim · Post by **jim** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:12 pm

Well work was fun today after being out at this last night

I did a shit that smelled like rum. Aaaaar.

jim · Post by **jim** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:13 pm

Joax was on form and we need pictures of gravious in his pirate get-up

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:56 am

jim wrote:Joax was on form and we need pictures of gravious in his pirate get-up

I'm looking out the pics as we speak!

Fofo? Sure i remember you snapping away... Some of my mates took em as well.

Good to see you forum lot up there! Much hilarity.

Now, which button do i press to post?

Hold on, how does this computer work again?

deville · Post by **deville** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:00 pm

OH Gosh! This was pure mayhem, well worth the 7 hour mission. big up gordon, fofo, bagel, sparra and poax for the jokes. Nobody let me drink buckfast again, I don't want to see any pictures (with me in).

jack sparrow1 · Post by **jack sparrow1** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:33 pm

think someone got merked

bogle guy

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:57 am

DeVille wrote:OH Gosh! This was pure mayhem, well worth the 7 hour mission. big up gordon, fofo, bagel, sparra and poax for the jokes. Nobody let me drink buckfast again, I don't want to see any pictures (with me in).

Ha ha! Fortified.

You were fairly stocious mate, good effort. And cheers for the CD!

Still on the hunt for pirate photos...

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