I AM SO FAT

pikeymobile · Post by **pikeymobile** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:49 pm

I went to home bargains bout 2 hours ago and spent 4 quid. Got 6 kinder buenos, 2 boxes of chocolate fingers, big packet of haribo milky mix (them pink & white bottles) and 3 bottles of pepsi

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:10 pm

I've always wondered what it would be like to have to put on weight. My mate has to because of some medication he takes. If your doctor tells you to put on weight do you just buy a Kebab everyday and eat loads of Mars bars or what?

pikeymobile · Post by **pikeymobile** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:13 pm

I see a dietitian regularly because I have trouble getting above 10 stone (I'm 6ft 1) despite having a diet that consists of meat, crisps and cheese. I saw an endocrinologist recently who thinks I'm missing a key enzyme that breaks down fat

djacroama · Post by **djacroama** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:16 pm

Coppola wrote:I've always wondered what it would be like to have to put on weight. My mate has to because of some medication he takes. If your doctor tells you to put on weight do you just buy a Kebab everyday and eat loads of Mars bars or what?

dont know, i dont think it would be like that. you can put on weight but still be healthy. eating mars bars and other shit might not make you put on weight as quick but would make you as unhealthy as a fat person.

i think im wording that right...

pikeymobile · Post by **pikeymobile** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:19 pm

djacroama wrote:
Coppola wrote:I've always wondered what it would be like to have to put on weight. My mate has to because of some medication he takes. If your doctor tells you to put on weight do you just buy a Kebab everyday and eat loads of Mars bars or what?
dont know, i dont think it would be like that. you can put on weight but still be healthy. eating mars bars and other shit might not make you put on weight as quick but would make you as unhealthy as a fat person.

i think im wording that right...

Yeah I know what you mean. I was talking to the docs about how there's some new studies on internal fat storage or some shit. Whereas most people store excess fat on their hips, a thin as fuck bloke could be rocking tons of fat stored all over his organs and clogging his veins just as much as a tubby bitch. I'm thin as fuck but it doesn't mean I'm healthy, I'm far from it. I should probably eat more celery or someshit. From my time playing fable 2, I've learned celery is definitely the best vegetable.

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:52 pm

Should have bought the new applepips releases!

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:55 pm

are you trying to imply that you have them and want to come round to give me them?

kay · Post by **kay** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:05 pm

gwa wrote:are you trying to imply that you have them and want to come round to give me them?

Is that what this is all about lol?

Anyways, you're skinnier than a stick insect! Magma could probably give you tips on how to be fat!

On another note, I've just eaten a loaf-of-bread-sized amount of fish and chips. Didn't think I'd be able to finish it but did

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:13 pm

You girls.

Have another steak and stfu

rbnc · Post by **rbnc** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:27 pm

Coppola wrote:I've always wondered what it would be like to have to put on weight. My mate has to because of some medication he takes. If your doctor tells you to put on weight do you just buy a Kebab everyday and eat loads of Mars bars or what?

It's probably the case that they'd advise you to eat lots of t high protein, unrefined food like egg whites, chicken etc.

pikeymobile · Post by **pikeymobile** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:35 pm

rbnc wrote:
Coppola wrote:I've always wondered what it would be like to have to put on weight. My mate has to because of some medication he takes. If your doctor tells you to put on weight do you just buy a Kebab everyday and eat loads of Mars bars or what?
It's probably the case that they'd advise you to eat lots of t high protein, unrefined food like egg whites, chicken etc.

I was told by a dietitian to chow down on lots of milk and cheese and prescribed fortisips. Protein is big, makes your poo hard though if you don't balance it out with fibre.

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:28 am

kay wrote:
gwa wrote:are you trying to imply that you have them and want to come round to give me them?
Is that what this is all about lol?

Anyways, you're skinnier than a stick insect! Magma could probably give you tips on how to be fat!

On another note, I've just eaten a loaf-of-bread-sized amount of fish and chips. Didn't think I'd be able to finish it but did

lol man I ate another pizza when I hot in last night! Proper fucking fat today!!! I had a bowl of wheetoz. Resisted the snack machine so far. Only been at work for an hour! Going strong!

I hear good things about magma. I must meet him. And yourself, I think I owe you a drink!

gena · Post by **gena** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:27 pm

Sounds like munchies to me...

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:31 pm

shaka zulu would not be impressed

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:43 pm

Shaka would not!

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:44 pm

gena wrote:Sounds like munchies to me...

this was at work. Not able to smoke!

manuel · Post by **manuel** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:33 pm

magma wrote:
gwa wrote:I have spent 20 quid on food today. I do not need to eat but I can't help myself.

This is fucking shit I have no self control. Someone kill me
Can we swap some metabolism somehow? I can't put on weight for love nor fucking money!

Same here. Id take being fat anyday over my skinny ass.

ch3 · Post by **ch3** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:00 pm

gwa wrote:
kay wrote:
gwa wrote:are you trying to imply that you have them and want to come round to give me them?
Is that what this is all about lol?

Anyways, you're skinnier than a stick insect! Magma could probably give you tips on how to be fat!

On another note, I've just eaten a loaf-of-bread-sized amount of fish and chips. Didn't think I'd be able to finish it but did
lol man I ate another pizza when I hot in last night! Proper fucking fat today!!! I had a bowl of wheetoz. Resisted the snack machine so far. Only been at work for an hour! Going strong!

I hear good things about magma. I must meet him. And yourself, I think I owe you a drink!

Oh dear. All 3 of you just shut up

Simon, I think it's because you do too much cardio at raves

You need to calm down and spend few months on the sofa, we'll talk then. George, I'm gonna drag Kay to next Leeds DMZ - we should have some nice meal beforehand!

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:07 pm

Sounds good to me!

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:05 pm

gwa wrote:Not able to smoke!

fat head by the sound of it.

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