Weirdest Thing You've Ever Typed Into Google

[lil-tee]

Google saves my searches, which is hilarious to look through a few months down the line.

Some searches I cant remember:

"Coffee and Noodles"

"We've run out of cabers"

"Gandhi Starving"


What weird and wonderful things have the Ninjas searched for and can you remember why??

[__________]

last night i googled ''what day is it?'' to see if i'd get a straight answer

Results 1 - 10 of about 1,940,000,000

intense amount of results...makes you wonder how many people know what day it is

[faust.dtc]

I dont know what the wierdest thing ive typed in Google is but just looking at what I searched for on this day last year alone confuses me.

I searched 'fine wine reviews', 'garlic bread', 'strap-on dildo', 'dead dolphins', 'The Equalizer', 'retarded superman' and about different brands of tampons

[lil-tee]

I dont know what the wierdest thing ive typed in Google is but just looking at what I searched for on this day last year alone confuses me.

I searched 'fine wine reviews', 'garlic bread', 'strap-on dildo', 'dead dolphins', 'The Equalizer', 'retarded superman' and about different brands of tampons

that's exactly the funny weird shit this thread was hoping for!

[BNanni]

I dont know what the wierdest thing ive typed in Google is but just looking at what I searched for on this day last year alone confuses me.

I searched 'fine wine reviews', 'garlic bread', 'strap-on dildo', 'dead dolphins', 'The Equalizer', 'retarded superman' and about different brands of tampons

I cracked up at the strap-on dildo

For me I have a few wierd things
'Club feet'
'Rolf Harris'
'Dinosaur Tamagochi'
'Jemima puddle duck'
'Muffin boy'

[thomas]

thats odd, ive never noticed this before. I searched "a film with me in it" but i think that was an actual title.

[USTD]

"amputee porn fetish"

[lil-tee]

"Ace Ventura Drinking Games"

Brought pleasing results

[86.]

'Anal lickfest'

[badger]

I dont know what the wierdest thing ive typed in Google is but just looking at what I searched for on this day last year alone confuses me.

I searched 'fine wine reviews', 'garlic bread', 'strap-on dildo', 'dead dolphins', 'The Equalizer', 'retarded superman' and about different brands of tampons

haha how much of that was chav gangs related?

[finji]

type in "i like to" into google but don't press enter, read the first suggestion.

[86.]

type in "i like to" into google but don't press enter, read the first suggestion.

LMAO

that's weird

other ones:

'women are'
'scratching your'

[tomm]

"bacon lube"
"beard lady"
"And to the sixteenth century geocentricists did Galileo cry "Nay.""
"bird doggin bitches and banging some beaver" (this has to be a quote of some kind. my porn search strings are a lot cleverer than this)

right this goes on forever. my google bar has everything saved from the past year. i'm hating myself just reading half of this shit back.

[NilsFG]

Mine doesn't keep my history

type in "i like to" into google but don't press enter, read the first suggestion.

"i like to move" is the first suggestion

[tomm]

I LIKE TO FORK MYSELF comes up for me

[86.]

Mine doesn't keep my history

type in "i like to" into google but don't press enter, read the first suggestion.

"i like to move" is the first suggestion

what'd you get as a second suggestion?

[collige]

Mine doesn't keep my history

type in "i like to" into google but don't press enter, read the first suggestion.

"i like to move" is the first suggestion

what'd you get as a second suggestion?

"i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur"

[86.]

Mine doesn't keep my history

type in "i like to" into google but don't press enter, read the first suggestion.

"i like to move" is the first suggestion

what'd you get as a second suggestion?

"i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur"

yup that's what i got

didnt bother clicking it though....don't wanna know wha'gwan on that site

[Pada]

"I like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger"

is my second one!!

[bokatordubstep]

"mature latina brutal throat fuck gangbang" << has to be the winner.