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The worst film you ever saw?

Post by the artful dodger » Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:26 pm

So what's the worst film/'s you lot seen?


Here's my two, i noticed there by the same guy...

Resident evil extinction, why did i watch it! I should have knew it would be shit from the first two!!

AVP, The film that i thought you could'nt fuck up if it was made, when i was younger. How can you fuck up two of the best sci-fi film's by sticking them together how!! Just being an Alien film is big enough and the cock screwed it up.

Paul W.S Anderson i fucking hate you.
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by kp mike » Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:29 pm

mega shark vs giant octopus

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by -dubson- » Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:31 pm

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Yes, thats right. The worst film of all time.

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by the artful dodger » Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:32 pm

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Yes, thats right. The worst film of all time.


:lol: I just went in a coughing fit when i read the title.
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by domhunt » Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:33 pm

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by dubluke » Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:36 pm

the 2008 remake of george a romero's "day of the dead" - fucking terrible, and an insult to the original - which is B movie perfection!
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by kp mike » Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:37 pm

ah yeah, don't get me started on remakes :x

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by feral witchchild » Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:37 pm

Evil Bong, without a doubt.
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

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A Monkey's Tale

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by karmacazee » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:27 am

Die Hard 4.0 tipped the scales for me. I wanted to punch everyone involved in that film right in the genitals.

Not even on the 'so bad it's good' scale...

Oh, and I remember starting to watch a film on the sci-fi channel about two/three years back that was about izan's, and they had this giant mutant soldier who'd escaped from their lab in what looked like Florida, and the CGI was so bad it made Pong look like an exhilirating Wimbledon final. Can't remember what it was called though.
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by karmacazee » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:11 am

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I'm sorry, but there is no way that a film with a title as good as that could be bad. :lol:
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by HeavyUntitled » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:00 pm

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0442933/

This is the worst film EVER it was like 4 hours long and yeah it was in 3D but it was still fucking shit

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by kingldub » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:08 pm

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As some of you may know I have a pretty big collection of 'bad' movies but these even I can't enjoy, they really are just fucking awful in every way. Slaughtered Vomit Dolls really takes the cake though and is the worst 'movie' I have ever seen.

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by mr. lizard » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:27 pm

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Was awful. How anyone could enjoy this shit is beyond me
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by thomas » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:50 pm

District 9

Basquiat

Not as bad as some, but these two where supposed to be good. At least others arn't too serious.

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by cogidubnus » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:10 pm

mr. lizard wrote:Image

Was awful. How anyone could enjoy this shit is beyond me
I can see why it wouldn't be a lot of people's cup-of-tea, but I loved Pi - one of the few films of the last 10 years or so I've felt like watching more than once and still feel has multiple viewings left in it

I've seen too many shit films to even remember, but simply the worst film of all time is... JUNO.

It's rare that a film can make me feel actual anger towards it and it's creators, from the head-bashingly twee soundtrack and execrable "cool" dialogue to it's detestable "sympathetic" characters and simplistic world-view (despite attempting to tackle a serious subject). I hated, hated, hated it with every ounce of being and everything about it rubbed me up the wrong way. You've been warned.

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by Neurotik » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:40 pm

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Someone else was watching it and i had to leave the room.
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