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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by alfie » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:44 pm

bulletproof monk. it's got stifler trying to play a serious role, and a slightly chubby martial arts 'star'. complete shite.

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by kingldub » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:46 pm

yooamatwa wrote:Unfortunately to many.. the most recent...
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fucking dire

I thought it was great myself.

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by kingldub » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:47 pm

kingldub wrote:
yooamatwa wrote:Unfortunately to many.. the most recent...
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fucking dire

I thought it was great myself.
alfie wrote:bulletproof monk. it's got stifler trying to play a serious role, and a slightly chubby martial arts 'star'. complete shite.
Do not speak bad of Chow Yun Fat. Bulletproof Monk was a bad movie but Chow Yun Fat is awesome. Watch Hard Boiled for proof.

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by Pistonsbeneath » Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:05 pm

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Was awful. How anyone could enjoy this shit is beyond me
thats in my top five films of all time...

its fucking amazing...you probably didnt get it
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by CollisionCourse » Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:40 pm

cmon some of these films are great
the wicker man remake
gigli
anything with clive owen in minus children of men
those are not^^^

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by kp mike » Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:58 pm

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by Malicious » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:23 pm

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Everyone I know thought it was really good, but I thought it was absolute shite. :<



Was along time ago, but I can just about remember the storyline:


They go on a diving trip... they get stranded... they stand in the water crying... they stand in the water crying... they stand in the water crying... 1 hour later... they die.

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by miscreant » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:30 pm

CollisionCourse wrote:anything with clive owen in minus children of men
^^^
Blasphemy!

Clive Owen is a fucking BADMAN!

He should blatantly be a James Bond.

I'm definitely not gay and I'd shag him!

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by -dubson- » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:50 pm

Children of Men is a great film.

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by particle-jim » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:51 pm

kingldub wrote:
alfie wrote:bulletproof monk. it's got stifler trying to play a serious role, and a slightly chubby martial arts 'star'. complete shite.
Do not speak bad of Chow Yun Fat. Bulletproof Monk was a bad movie but Chow Yun Fat is awesome. Watch Hard Boiled for proof.
Hard boiled is fucking brilliant, but yeah bulletproof monk sucked balls
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by kingldub » Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:04 pm

particle-jim wrote: Hard boiled is fucking brilliant
You know it.

Couple more to add to the list of shitty movies that you should never watch.
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Misleading title and cover :(
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They actually made three of these and somehow all three have been released on DVD :o Here's the trailer for the second in the trilogy and a fine example of why they could possibly be the worst movies ever made.

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by NilsFG » Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:19 pm

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Hilarious movie? I fell asleep while watching it.

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by CollisionCourse » Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:41 pm

clive owen is a shitcunt cringeowrthy overpaid esxcuse for an actor
ive only ever seen him act well in one film
and it wasnt sin city...

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by dubmonkey » Sun Nov 29, 2009 12:03 am

The Worst Films ive ever seen are:
G.I Joe King of Cobra's (SHITE)
Blair Witch project (Shite dont see no witch or anythin!)
And Newest "Horror" Paranormal Activity. Worst Film ever. its not even scary, people are saying its really good... WTF :r:
lol

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by ruckus49 » Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:47 am

The Room was brilliant!

i absolutely refuse to see WTC or pearl harbor. those are good picks

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by CollisionCourse » Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:33 pm

dubmonkey wrote:The Worst Films ive ever seen are:
And Newest "Horror" Paranormal Activity. Worst Film ever. its not even scary, people are saying its really good... WTF :r:
lol
one word - suspense
horror films arent all about lots or gore or people getting tortured and shit. open your freaking mind :lol:

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by Shae » Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:44 pm

Disclaimer : I'm am not saying this is the worst film I've seen, but the most over-rated film I've even seen. Yes it's good, but it's not the best film I've ever seen, as alot of people I know say.

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by the artful dodger » Sun Nov 29, 2009 6:13 pm

kingldub wrote:
particle-jim wrote: Hard boiled is fucking brilliant
You know it.

Couple more to add to the list of shitty movies that you should never watch.
Image
Misleading title and cover :(
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They actually made three of these and somehow all three have been released on DVD :o Here's the trailer for the second in the trilogy and a fine example of why they could possibly be the worst movies ever made.


That camp fire thing look's like a shitty high school movie made in drama class on the same day :lol:
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by hugh » Sun Nov 29, 2009 6:25 pm

anyone seen cyber cop 1 and cyber cop 2? absolutely hilariously bad
evil bong is up there too :P
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