The worst film you ever saw?
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?
bulletproof monk. it's got stifler trying to play a serious role, and a slightly chubby martial arts 'star'. complete shite.
Re: The worst film you ever saw?
yooamatwa wrote:Unfortunately to many.. the most recent...
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fucking dire
I thought it was great myself.
Re: The worst film you ever saw?
Do not speak bad of Chow Yun Fat. Bulletproof Monk was a bad movie but Chow Yun Fat is awesome. Watch Hard Boiled for proof.kingldub wrote:yooamatwa wrote:Unfortunately to many.. the most recent...
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fucking dire
I thought it was great myself.
alfie wrote:bulletproof monk. it's got stifler trying to play a serious role, and a slightly chubby martial arts 'star'. complete shite.
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?
thats in my top five films of all time...mr. lizard wrote:
Was awful. How anyone could enjoy this shit is beyond me
its fucking amazing...you probably didnt get it
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?
cmon some of these films are great
the wicker man remake
gigli
anything with clive owen in minus children of men
those are not^^^
the wicker man remake
gigli
anything with clive owen in minus children of men
those are not^^^
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Everyone I know thought it was really good, but I thought it was absolute shite. :<
Was along time ago, but I can just about remember the storyline:
They go on a diving trip... they get stranded... they stand in the water crying... they stand in the water crying... they stand in the water crying... 1 hour later... they die.
Re: The worst film you ever saw?
Blasphemy!CollisionCourse wrote:anything with clive owen in minus children of men
^^^
Clive Owen is a fucking BADMAN!
He should blatantly be a James Bond.
I'm definitely not gay and I'd shag him!
Re: The worst film you ever saw?
Children of Men is a great film.
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Hard boiled is fucking brilliant, but yeah bulletproof monk sucked ballskingldub wrote:Do not speak bad of Chow Yun Fat. Bulletproof Monk was a bad movie but Chow Yun Fat is awesome. Watch Hard Boiled for proof.alfie wrote:bulletproof monk. it's got stifler trying to play a serious role, and a slightly chubby martial arts 'star'. complete shite.
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You know it.particle-jim wrote: Hard boiled is fucking brilliant
Couple more to add to the list of shitty movies that you should never watch.

Misleading title and cover


They actually made three of these and somehow all three have been released on DVD

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Hilarious movie? I fell asleep while watching it.
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clive owen is a shitcunt cringeowrthy overpaid esxcuse for an actor
ive only ever seen him act well in one film
and it wasnt sin city...
ive only ever seen him act well in one film
and it wasnt sin city...
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?
The Worst Films ive ever seen are:
G.I Joe King of Cobra's (SHITE)
Blair Witch project (Shite dont see no witch or anythin!)
And Newest "Horror" Paranormal Activity. Worst Film ever. its not even scary, people are saying its really good... WTF
lol
G.I Joe King of Cobra's (SHITE)
Blair Witch project (Shite dont see no witch or anythin!)
And Newest "Horror" Paranormal Activity. Worst Film ever. its not even scary, people are saying its really good... WTF

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?
The Room was brilliant!
i absolutely refuse to see WTC or pearl harbor. those are good picks
i absolutely refuse to see WTC or pearl harbor. those are good picks
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one word - suspensedubmonkey wrote:The Worst Films ive ever seen are:
And Newest "Horror" Paranormal Activity. Worst Film ever. its not even scary, people are saying its really good... WTF![]()
lol
horror films arent all about lots or gore or people getting tortured and shit. open your freaking mind

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Disclaimer : I'm am not saying this is the worst film I've seen, but the most over-rated film I've even seen. Yes it's good, but it's not the best film I've ever seen, as alot of people I know say.
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?
kingldub wrote:You know it.particle-jim wrote: Hard boiled is fucking brilliant
Couple more to add to the list of shitty movies that you should never watch.
Misleading title and cover![]()
They actually made three of these and somehow all three have been released on DVDHere's the trailer for the second in the trilogy and a fine example of why they could possibly be the worst movies ever made.
That camp fire thing look's like a shitty high school movie made in drama class on the same day

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?
anyone seen cyber cop 1 and cyber cop 2? absolutely hilariously bad
evil bong is up there too
evil bong is up there too

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