Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

[kamala]

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I wish I could find the balls to say fuckit and go live in a tent and completely drop out of this rat race.

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big contrast in wishes for which i have no droll response
wish I did.

granted, but it wasn't funny

wish my phone wuld actually ring when someone calls me

7 new voicemails and no missed calls ? wtf ...

[djelements]

Granted, nobody calls you.

I wish we were allowed to chill in the snh.

[sigbowls]

Granted, nobody calls you.

I wish we were allowed to chill in the snh.

your only aloud in if you have sig of you naked

i wish i had a camera to spy on you

[NilsFG]

your only aloud in if you have sig of you naked

i wish i had a camera to spy on you

Granted but you have no monitor to view the footage.

Wish I didn't have fucking allergies anymore

[nousd]

Granted, you've had your sinuses filled with ambergris and can no longer go deep-sea diving because whales pursue you for sex.
I wish I could have (another) original thought

[sigbowls]

Granted, you've had your sinuses filled with ambergris and can no longer go deep-sea diving because whales pursue you for sex.
I wish I could have (another) original thought

you do but you think about a fish that could swim in the air

i wish i had a girl friend

[parson]

you get one but she dies

i wish the world would end sooner than later

[djacroama]

you get one but she dies

i wish the world would end sooner than later

Granted BUT it then restarts and your left in the body of a baby with the mind of a 90 year old.

I wish for a decent computer that doesnt crash every time i open firefox

[particle-jim]

you get one but she dies

i wish the world would end sooner than later

Granted BUT it then restarts and your left in the body of a baby with the mind of a 90 year old.

I wish for a decent computer that doesnt crash every time i open firefox

Granted, but the operating system is Vista and it doesnt have a keyboard or monitor

i wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more

[djacroama]

you get one but she dies

i wish the world would end sooner than later

Granted BUT it then restarts and your left in the body of a baby with the mind of a 90 year old.

I wish for a decent computer that doesnt crash every time i open firefox

Granted, but the operating system is Vista and it doesnt have a keyboard or monitor

i wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more

Granted but you get laid more by men (you should be been specific)

I wish you would stop staring at me

[dubluke]

you get one but she dies

i wish the world would end sooner than later

Granted BUT it then restarts and your left in the body of a baby with the mind of a 90 year old.

I wish for a decent computer that doesnt crash every time i open firefox

Granted, but the operating system is Vista and it doesnt have a keyboard or monitor

i wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more

Granted but you get laid more by men (you should be been specific)

I wish you would stop staring at me

Granted, rather than staring at you, he now punches you repeatedly in the face.

I wish I had a golden shopping trolley

[collige]

you get one but she dies

i wish the world would end sooner than later

Granted BUT it then restarts and your left in the body of a baby with the mind of a 90 year old.

I wish for a decent computer that doesnt crash every time i open firefox

Granted, but the operating system is Vista and it doesnt have a keyboard or monitor

i wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more

Granted but you get laid more by men (you should be been specific)

I wish you would stop staring at me

Granted, rather than staring at you, he now punches you repeatedly in the face.

I wish I had a golden shopping trolley

Granted but it was snatched from you by a brostep producer


i also wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more

[djelements]

Granted but it was snatched from you by a brostep producer


i also wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more

Granted, but it turns out you're gay.

I wish I had some monitors.

[collige]

Granted but it was snatched from you by a brostep producer


i also wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more

Granted, but it turns out you're gay.

I wish I had some monitors.

It turns out I'm bi. Try again.

[rubixdub]

Granted but it was snatched from you by a brostep producer


i also wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more

Granted, but it turns out you're gay.

I wish I had some monitors.

Granted, but the delivery guy won't hand them over until you lick the sweat off his testicles.
I wish I earned more money

[magma]

Granted but it was snatched from you by a brostep producer


i also wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more

Granted, but it turns out you're gay.

I wish I had some monitors.

Granted, but the delivery guy won't hand them over until you lick the sweat off his testicles.
I wish I earned more money

Granted, but on the same day as your pay rise, the government whacks income tax up so you end up with the same amount.

I wish I had my car in London.

[the artful dodger]

Granted but it was snatched from you by a brostep producer


i also wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more

Granted, but it turns out you're gay.

I wish I had some monitors.

Granted, but the delivery guy won't hand them over until you lick the sweat off his testicles.
I wish I earned more money

Granted, but on the same day as your pay rise, the government whacks income tax up so you end up with the same amount.

I wish I had my car in London.

Granted, but you move to Russia and your car is broken.

I wish for eternal life.

[djacroama]

Granted but it was snatched from you by a brostep producer


i also wish i was good at talking to women and got laid more

Granted, but it turns out you're gay.

I wish I had some monitors.

Granted, but the delivery guy won't hand them over until you lick the sweat off his testicles.
I wish I earned more money

Granted, but on the same day as your pay rise, the government whacks income tax up so you end up with the same amount.

I wish I had my car in London.

Granted, but you move to Russia and your car is broken.

I wish for eternal life.

Granted but everyone around you dies

I want to be Rusko

[djelements]

Granted but everyone around you dies

I want to be Rusko

Granted. Thanks for ruining dubstep, asshole.

I wish Rusko still sounded like he used to.

[the artful dodger]

Granted but everyone around you dies

I want to be Rusko

Granted. Thanks for ruining dubstep, asshole.

I wish Rusko still sounded like he used to.

Granted but Burial sound's like shit Rusko.

I wish for a tasty italian pizza.