Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

[JimmaJamJamie]

"N-Type I swear your ugly bruv...your family hate you...they don't love you"

"This ones some Jodie Marsh selection...absolutely butters...but you know that you would if it was on a plate"

"Yes thankyou bruv because i gotta be honest that one reminds me of my FOOT BOTTOM!" (then goes on to describe the PedEgg)

All from N-Type - Rinse FM 03/11/2009. Too many on that podcast.

[hedmuk]

Pointing to the topless Brostep lads at Croydub in August- "If you boys wanna get naked and dance with eachother, GO TO THE FUCKING TOILET"

classic

[-dubson-]

"N-Type I swear your ugly bruv...your family hate you...they don't love you"

"This ones some Jodie Marsh selection...absolutely butters...but you know that you would if it was on a plate"

"Yes thankyou bruv because i gotta be honest that one reminds me of my FOOT BOTTOM!" (then goes on to describe the PedEgg)

All from N-Type - Rinse FM 03/11/2009. Too many on that podcast.

That show had so many lol

[xarcane]

Pointing to the topless Brostep lads at Croydub in August- "If you boys wanna get naked and dance with eachother, GO TO THE FUCKING TOILET"

classic

That was so good...

[systematic]

"shark, get out of the water, SHARK!"

[kentnz]

"LIGHTA!!!"

[Tekki]

'Time to get real spongey' Exodus leeds

'...burn off some calories' "

'straight to your wellington boots'

[skream]

"Hold tight everyone doing the churchill"

[DeepThought]

"this one's the angry uncle, reach for the slipper!"

[dirt]

Its all about the the SGT Pokes Drinking Game;

Each person takes his or her favourite phrase or picks out the hat.

An amount of booze is attributed to each phrase (Shots/fingers/down it etc) and must be drunk every time the phase is said during the show. Simple!

Throw in some wildcard rules for everyone finishing what they have on certain sayings or mention of something (an event/a DJ/a certain tune getting played/ etc) and you will be proper fucked!!

Have fun and enjoy responsibly

P.S. Also see The Crazy D'rinking Game from Matel! Fun for all the family... WOAH WOAH WOAH!

[artlab]

Pointing to the topless Brostep lads at Croydub in August- "If you boys wanna get naked and dance with eachother, GO TO THE FUCKING TOILET"

classic

LOL

These quotes are cracking me right up.

One that always stuck with me and my mate. There was loads of people smoking up, but doing it well covert... all of a sudden pokes shouts:

'SNEAKY SNEAKY SMOKERS......... MUHAHAHAHAHA!'

Absolute comedy genius.

[stappard]

Just remembered another classic...end of the night, the lights come on and the bouncers are getting tetchy...Skream drops one last track taking it over the 4am finish and Pokes yells...

"This is a Bruce...this is a Bruce...This is Brucey bonus...BRUUUUCE, BRUUUUCE"!!!

haha my favourite right there!

[rev]

"maaan your is uuugly!!! turnin' your neckbone to RUBBER!"

from the Loefah - Boilersuit clip.

[mugger t]

just read through this whole thread and woke up my parents from laughing too much

[skittlenik]

Mala steps up to the deck mid dmz set at the last exodus/dmz at the west indian centre.
In comes Eyez, just after it goes quiet before the drop, pokes proclaims...

''Mala, I think I love you..''

Not that humourous, ha ha funny, but yeah...if you were there you get what i mean i guess

[kwun-tings]

Pointing to the topless Brostep lads at Croydub in August- "If you boys wanna get naked and dance with eachother, GO TO THE FUCKING TOILET"

classic

i was gonna put exactly the same quote lol! fucking had me in stitches, and the whole crowd slewed the wastemans too hahahaha


This had me belling as well:
"It's a new type of dubplate, this one's cut out of vomit, it's a regurgaplate"

[partition]

this thread is just pure gold!

[bagelator]

Plastic Ian - a very complex polymer

[kwun-tings]

Plastic Ian - a very complex polymer

HAHAHA!!!!! that was jokes too!

[kentnz]

"Loefah MacGyver"