things that have made you happy today

[dubluke]

cheers man - and good luck to yerself painting your flat!

[djelements]

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[dj_rasheed]

got a new mishka tee,found out that im playing with this man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf_HVtZR8Lo in 2 weeks...makin a dope diner for my girlfriend and me....

today was a gooood day

[Coppola]

Original Pirate Material being played in it's entirety on Radio 1. Shame Zane Lowes a bellend...

[deepfiend]

This quote:

'I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up'

[magma]

This quote:

'I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up'

[elibomyekip]

This come earlier

[rliquid]

Buying a new phone today! Its about time i replaced my shitty broken / cracked phone.

[magma]

Chicken Katsu from the work canteen. Every Thursday apparenty. Fucking delicious and only £4 for a masssssssive portion.

Working for the Japanese has benefits, apparently!

[firky]

Off to the cinema shortly and then to a restaurant, all paid for by the tax payer, thankyouverymuch!

[tr0tsky]

Chicken Katsu from the work canteen. Every Thursday apparenty. Fucking delicious and only £4 for a masssssssive portion.

Working for the Japanese has benefits, apparently!

WTF man we get sausage rolls and grotty chicken coronation sangers, albeit for free.

Your work sounds like it's made of win.

[upstateface]

Yay! I broke my 2 month dry spell today.

[alien pimp]

This quote:

'I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up'

a smart girl would've told you the pussy was meant by nature to be opened as much as possible, as opposed to the role of the lock

[gwa]

This time next week I'll be on a 4 week holiday, 3 of them will be spent on holiday.

I hate this country right now..

[kins83]

Sexytime!

[firky]

This time next week I'll be on a 4 week holiday, 3 of them will be spent on holiday.

I hate this country right now..

Init, two more weeks until I piss off to Barcelona

[phrex]

nearly WEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEND

[gwa]

good. It also only cost me 10 days holiday as well cos of xmas hols.

WINNER

[faust.dtc]

Cleared debt with British gas after years of disputes with them and have cut my direct debit from £120 per month to less than £50.

No longer owe the inland revenue NI for 3 years of self-employment when I was actually already paying it through my current employer.

Getting a christmas tree tonight.

Saw Skream in the supermarket last night looking very unwell. Poor lad...

[gwa]

Did you get his autograph? I havnt washed my left hand since touching ntype lolol