DUBSTEP PREDICTIONS FOR 2010...

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Re: DUBSTEP PREDICTIONS FOR 2010...

Post by joeki » Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:08 pm

A new skreamizm EP with WTF and Wibbelah will cause catastrophies everytime it is dropped in a club.
This results in severl thousands of deaths.
The result : a global ban on dubstep, or anything ranging between 88 and 170 BPM's (it's all dubstep nowadays!)
This will prove that all the people complaining about mid range wobble and youngsters in the scene.....were right all along.

Except of course, they will not be able to post about it here, as they were all dancing their asses of at those parties, and are thus :

DEAD.

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Re: DUBSTEP PREDICTIONS FOR 2010...

Post by osky » Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:10 pm

joeki wrote:A new skreamizm EP with WTF and Wibbelah will cause catastrophies everytime it is dropped in a club.
This results in severl thousands of deaths.
The result : a global ban on dubstep, or anything ranging between 88 and 170 BPM's (it's all dubstep nowadays!)
This will prove that all the people complaining about mid range wobble and youngsters in the scene.....were right all along.

Except of course, they will not be able to post about it here, as they were all dancing their asses of at those parties, and are thus :

DEAD.
mate,

what the fuck are you goin on about?
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Re: DUBSTEP PREDICTIONS FOR 2010...

Post by jameshk » Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:05 pm

joeki wrote:A new skreamizm EP with WTF and Wibbelah will cause catastrophies everytime it is dropped in a club.
This results in severl thousands of deaths.
The result : a global ban on dubstep, or anything ranging between 88 and 170 BPM's (it's all dubstep nowadays!)
This will prove that all the people complaining about mid range wobble and youngsters in the scene.....were right all along.

Except of course, they will not be able to post about it here, as they were all dancing their asses of at those parties, and are thus :

DEAD.
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Re: DUBSTEP PREDICTIONS FOR 2010...

Post by kizza2435 » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:38 am

2010:

Skream announces that he is pregnant with Benga's child.

Loefah and Kryptic minds wage a war for the dubstep overworld with them.

Benga and Skream's offspring is an unholy beast that decimates all in its path, and the Loefah/Kryptic Minds alliance is tested.

Every producer chooses a side, and war ensues...with N-Type commentating.

Skream and Benga's Allies include: Distance, Headhunter, Joe Nice, Emalkay, Nero and Plastician

Loefah and Kryptic Minds allies include: Burial, Mala and Coki, Kode 9, Kromestar and Goth Trad

The ensuing battle leaves both parties crippled.

Kryptic Minds secretly forms an agreement with Benga to end this feud.

When Loefah discovers this, he murders Kryptic Minds for this betrayal. In the dead of night he creeps into Skream and Benga's castle, and slit both their throats...then slits his own.

With all producers dead, the only people creating dubstep are Chase and Status...









...and the world wept.
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Re: DUBSTEP PREDICTIONS FOR 2010...

Post by Wrongkey » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:52 am

superslim wrote:there will be 10,000,000 more posts on dsf from people moaning about how dubstep isn't what it used to be and how the 'kids' are killing it with all the midrange wobble remixes.....FUCK OFF!!!!
This.

Or maybe those people will actually decide to spend their time making the music they like, instead of complaining about the music they don't like. Unlikely...

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Re: DUBSTEP PREDICTIONS FOR 2010...

Post by -dubson- » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:54 pm

kizza2435 wrote:2010:

Skream announces that he is pregnant with Benga's child.

Loefah and Kryptic minds wage a war for the dubstep overworld with them.

Benga and Skream's offspring is an unholy beast that decimates all in its path, and the Loefah/Kryptic Minds alliance is tested.

Every producer chooses a side, and war ensues...with N-Type commentating.

Skream and Benga's Allies include: Distance, Headhunter, Joe Nice, Emalkay, Nero and Plastician

Loefah and Kryptic Minds allies include: Burial, Mala and Coki, Kode 9, Kromestar and Goth Trad

The ensuing battle leaves both parties crippled.

Kryptic Minds secretly forms an agreement with Benga to end this feud.

When Loefah discovers this, he murders Kryptic Minds for this betrayal. In the dead of night he creeps into Skream and Benga's castle, and slit both their throats...then slits his own.

With all producers dead, the only people creating dubstep are Chase and Status...

...and the world wept.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thats the best story for a 5 hour long epic blockbuster i have seen in a long time.

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Re: DUBSTEP PREDICTIONS FOR 2010...

Post by abZ » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:16 pm

I forgot to mention... people that take themselves too seriously, will take themselves even more seriously and will create the great :roll: shortage of 2010.

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Re: DUBSTEP PREDICTIONS FOR 2010...

Post by p.t.b.d » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:11 pm

My generation will continually ruin the scene, whilst britney spears collabs with boregore

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Re: DUBSTEP PREDICTIONS FOR 2010...

Post by alien pimp » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:44 pm

2010 = bass music
using labels as dubstep and its subgenres will be sooo 2009
seriously!
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Re: DUBSTEP PREDICTIONS FOR 2010...

Post by dread874 » Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:45 am

dubstep will split to subgenres
as it gains popularity, dubstep might be exploited by Pop Music, just like what happened to hip hop and r&B

sorry to sound negative :i:

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Re: DUBSTEP PREDICTIONS FOR 2010...

Post by ruthyloops » Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:59 am

superslim wrote:there will be 10,000,000 more posts on dsf from people moaning about how dubstep isn't what it used to be and how the 'kids' are killing it with all the midrange wobble remixes.....FUCK OFF!!!!
THIS!
It gets really annoying reading trying to read true the info when peeps are always just moaning and bitching. Yawn :roll:

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Re: DUBSTEP PREDICTIONS FOR 2010...

Post by kp mike » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:02 am

rusko to produce the next robbie williams album

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Re: DUBSTEP PREDICTIONS FOR 2010...

Post by ruthyloops » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:06 am

kp mike wrote:rusko to produce the next robbie williams album
Or robbie williams to produce ruskos album? said i'd throw it out there

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Re: DUBSTEP PREDICTIONS FOR 2010...

Post by brettheaslewood » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:52 pm

jameshk wrote:Rusko is gona get huge, then have a giant scandal about him.
Lost, Dr P and the Widdler are gona get it big this year, if not then they damn should be.
I think we're going to here a few bands incorpoating it into their sound, and even pretty strange dj sets.

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also enter shikari have done the dubstep vibes, on their album too, soo i'm thinking a fair few bands tryna encorporate it!
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