UK Slang Definitions?

[manillathrilla]

"i taught her how to par on her knees in an alley thats a strong par"
wtf?

[the tits]

so when i go to the UK i wanna introduce myself by saying "i am a rudeboi badman who pars bitches like no other"

I think that is EXACTLY what you should say

[BNanni]

so when i go to the UK i wanna introduce myself by saying "i am a rudeboi badman who pars bitches like no other"

I think that is EXACTLY what you should say

[__________]

what is badman what is rudeboi

Jamaican slang, not English!

someone define these UK slang terms if you can:
gisson
binendunem
madderdoee
dreckly
pard

[uncle bill]

what is badman what is rudeboi

Jamaican slang, not English!

someone define these UK slang terms if you can:
gisson
binendunem
madderdoee
dreckly
pard

You made them all up, right?

[bandshell]

Par

Long Ting. Basically.

[fairieswearboots]

what is badman what is rudeboi

Jamaican slang, not English!

someone define these UK slang terms if you can:

dreckly
pard

You made them all up, right?

Dem 2 are std west country slang, get me!

dreckly - everyone must know this one "I'll be there dreckly" = directly (or when I get around to it)
Pard = partner or mate

[__________]

madderdooe
matter do e
matter does it?
=
who gives a fuck?

its not a riddle, its just Cornish

[d'brickashaw ferguson]

That's not slang, that's mispronunciation.


Dickhead.

[manillathrilla]

That's not slang, that's mispronunciation.


Dickhead.

sometimes theres no difference between the two

[manillathrilla]

That's not slang, that's mispronunciation.


Dickhead.

sometimes theres no difference between the two

[manillathrilla]

That's not slang, that's mispronunciation.


Dickhead.

sometimes theres no difference between the two

[cumbriandubsteper]

"i taught her how to par on her knees in an alley thats a strong par"
wtf?

I wondered it meant too?

[Dubbydoogs]

Par

Long Ting. Basically.

This. Its a par trying to explain this to you lot.

[.onelove.]

Tbf most of it's Jamaican slang rather than UK slang. I don't mind the odd bit like BRUKKKKKKKKKOUUUT! but it's massively cringeworthy if you're a White suburban teenager talking in pretty much English-Jamaican Patois.


Also i have no fucking idea what a par is, and i think most dont as they cannot explain it when asked.

Bring back old English slang like 'GORDON BENNETT', 'Arse over tit', 'Jammy tnuc', 'Bobs your uncle' and an ol' 'Knees up'


not; aay breh 'es a WASTMAN blud, CHA

[Dubbydoogs]

But Patois is just a rendition of English, how the Jamaicans percieved it, ya get me blud?

[.onelove.]

But we aren't Jamaican. I know there's a massive West Indian population over here, but thats no reason for suddenly the majority of South Londons kids to start talking like yardies. Like that twat from ndubz

[z.u.bee]

THAT TWAT FROM NDUBZ

i just felt that this should have been emphasized...

[manillathrilla]

battyboy killa

[.onelove.]

jah RASTAFARIIIII

Don't get me wrong i love the West Indian culture, i love the food and love the dub and love the ganja, but ffs saying 'man dem' and calling people 'chi chi man' is down right embarrasing if you happen to be a private schooled goon called Glenn living in Surrey.