his name is Edward "Bear" Grylls...and how can you be labeled as a wanker after drinking your own piss? negative.metalboxproducts wrote:The guy's a cock. Isn't his real name something like Bartholomew Peraguine Lion Heart the 3rd? And i seem to remember a thread not so long ago where we came to a consensus that he is pretty much a right wanker TOFF.
Most Punchable Faces of 2009 & The Decade
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z.u.bee wrote:love you say??Uncle Mike wrote:yeah that's courtney love
hmmmm...
somehow that wretched harpy doesn't quite inspire what her surname suggests..
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Oh yeah you've made me change my mind. My utmost respect to anyone who drinks their own piss. Especially if it's for the entertainment of others.
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He also squeezed all the water out of some shit and drank it. A respectable career choice I'd say. It's Jackass for the Marks and Spencers crew.metalboxproducts wrote:Oh yeah you've made me change my mind. My utmost respect to anyone who drinks their own piss. Especially if it's for the entertainment of others.
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he also has a "this is all staged and I wasn't really in the SAS" vibe around him as well, the tnucNilsFG wrote:I love watching Ultimate Survival, and Bear Grylls is still fantastic even though his luck in the shows is a bit pushed...
But he does have this "I'm fucking awesome and you're pathetic"-vibe around him.
moving on

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Define this TV thing you're talking abouthayze99 wrote:You all watch far too much TV.
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These are all Australian celebs but if I don't post in this thread I might break my tv instead...
Sophie Faulkner

Delta Goodrem and Brian McFadden

Tracy Grimshaw

Kyle Sandilands
Look at his hair even if you didn't know him you'd punch him in the face just for that.

I would punch Bear Grylls in the face but more for bragging rights not because I think he's a douche. I don't understand why people would hate him though he is amusing and entertaining to watch, better than Survivorman where he just sits there and does nothing for a week.
Sophie Faulkner

Delta Goodrem and Brian McFadden

Tracy Grimshaw

Kyle Sandilands
Look at his hair even if you didn't know him you'd punch him in the face just for that.

I would punch Bear Grylls in the face but more for bragging rights not because I think he's a douche. I don't understand why people would hate him though he is amusing and entertaining to watch, better than Survivorman where he just sits there and does nothing for a week.
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Hislops alright, being the editor of private eye is enough to warrant a reprieve from punching alone.pk- wrote:
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He aint just and ozzie celeb man he was married to that abomination kerry katona, he was in westlife, fuck himamick wrote:These are all Australian celebs but if I don't post in this thread I might break my tv instead...
Delta Goodrem and Brian McFadden
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I guess he now deserves multiple punches to the face.
64hz wrote:well seeing as beethoven was deaf i reckon he would fuckin love subbass
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ahahahahah fuck yeah man!Pedro Sánchez wrote:
can't believe no one mentioned tom's gay fucking face before this.
fuck this asshole.
z.u.bee wrote:love you say??Uncle Mike wrote:yeah that's courtney love
hmmmm...
somehow that wretched harpy doesn't quite inspire what her surname suggests..
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yea man fuck tom
also

kanye west needs to stop pumping out bullshit music
his face is very punchable
also

kanye west needs to stop pumping out bullshit music
his face is very punchable
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amick wrote: Tracy Grimshaw
I'd like to spend some time with her alone...can you spell MILF?
I would punch Bear Grylls in the face but more for bragging rights not because I think he's a douche. I don't understand why people would hate him though he is amusing and entertaining to watch, better than Survivorman where he just sits there and does nothing for a week.
i think bear grylls is a pretty cool guy. he drinks his own piss, sleeps in the carcass of a camel and doesn't afraid of anything <3
z.u.bee wrote:love you say??Uncle Mike wrote:yeah that's courtney love
hmmmm...
somehow that wretched harpy doesn't quite inspire what her surname suggests..
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MILF? Ewwww...different strokes for different folks.
Kanye West will eventually get punched in the face in public. Eventually...
Kanye West will eventually get punched in the face in public. Eventually...
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pk- wrote:he also has a "this is all staged and I wasn't really in the SAS" vibe around him as well, the tnucNilsFG wrote:I love watching Ultimate Survival, and Bear Grylls is still fantastic even though his luck in the shows is a bit pushed...
But he does have this "I'm fucking awesome and you're pathetic"-vibe around him.
moving on
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FUCK, I'D PUNCH HIM TOO.yong wrote:
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manuel wrote:
+10000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When i *pa pa pa pa pa pa poke her face* OH GOSH THIS FACE IS SO DAMN PUNCHABLE!
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