Stereotypical Englishman

[2manynoobs]

baaah, those trainer kids are fucking ugly! Are that what you call chavs?

[rbnc]

yeah they are.

They are the unterschicht.

[nicenice]

Ignorant to pretty much anything that isn't in their little circle off cocaine, white ace/ cheap beer/ the pub, having sex with girls that are caked in make up and look more like invaders then human. Like a 'propa gd scrap' when in a group but are your best friend on their own. Listen to the baitest garage and drum and bass, hate blacks and asians but worships tupac. Mostly rural and have no sense of grammar or spelling. Don't understand the concept of irony and that everything they live on is ironic. Moaning about jobs being stolen by the immigrants but sitting at home all day getting drunk on the dole. Get annoyed at Jeremy Kyle without realising that its actually them hes addressing. Read the Daily Mail and The Sun as their bible but never acknowledge they are the reason this is a backwards country.

[nicenice]

Also, tacky taste in everything.

[magma]

English.

[deepfiend]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Wintle

* "I am never bored when I am present." - on being asked upon his release from prison if he had found it boring.
* "It may have escaped your attention, but there is no fighting to be done in England." - on being told he was being removed from active duty against his will following an injury.
* "No true gentleman would ever unfurl one" - Wintle discussing his umbrella
* "This umbrella was stolen from Col. A.D. Wintle" - note left in his permanently furled umbrella
* "Time spent dismounted can never be regained,"
* "No true gentleman would ever leave home without one" - of his monocle
* "Guy Fawkes was the last man to enter Parliament with good intentions. You need another like me to carry on his good work."
* "I get down on my knees every night and thank God for making me an Englishman. It is the greatest honour He could bestow. After all, he might have made me a chimpanzee, or a flea, a Frenchman or a German!"
* "What I like about Isherwood's paintings is that there is no doubt about which way they hang" - Wintle on art
* "Attend a German school sir? I would rather cut my hands off and blind myself in one eye. Only an English school is good enough for me." - young Alfred upon being told by his father that he was to attend a German school
* "Stop dying at once and when you get up, get your bloody hair cut" - Wintle to Trooper Cedric Mays (Royal Dragoons), who recovered and lived to the age of 95.
* "Great War peace signed at last." - Wintle's diary, 19 June 1919
* "I declare private war on Germany." - Wintle's diary, 20 June 1919
* "It was not until I got to the Lords was I dealing with my intellectual equals." - Wintle explaining his legal victory in the House of Lords after losing at trial and before the Court of Appeal.

[djelements]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Wintle

* "I am never bored when I am present." - on being asked upon his release from prison if he had found it boring.
* "It may have escaped your attention, but there is no fighting to be done in England." - on being told he was being removed from active duty against his will following an injury.
* "No true gentleman would ever unfurl one" - Wintle discussing his umbrella
* "This umbrella was stolen from Col. A.D. Wintle" - note left in his permanently furled umbrella
* "Time spent dismounted can never be regained,"
* "No true gentleman would ever leave home without one" - of his monocle
* "Guy Fawkes was the last man to enter Parliament with good intentions. You need another like me to carry on his good work."
* "I get down on my knees every night and thank God for making me an Englishman. It is the greatest honour He could bestow. After all, he might have made me a chimpanzee, or a flea, a Frenchman or a German!"
* "What I like about Isherwood's paintings is that there is no doubt about which way they hang" - Wintle on art
* "Attend a German school sir? I would rather cut my hands off and blind myself in one eye. Only an English school is good enough for me." - young Alfred upon being told by his father that he was to attend a German school
* "Stop dying at once and when you get up, get your bloody hair cut" - Wintle to Trooper Cedric Mays (Royal Dragoons), who recovered and lived to the age of 95.
* "Great War peace signed at last." - Wintle's diary, 19 June 1919
* "I declare private war on Germany." - Wintle's diary, 20 June 1919
* "It was not until I got to the Lords was I dealing with my intellectual equals." - Wintle explaining his legal victory in the House of Lords after losing at trial and before the Court of Appeal.

I like this guy.

[Neurotik]

Ignorant to pretty much anything that isn't in their little circle off cocaine, white ace/ cheap beer/ the pub, having sex with girls that are caked in make up and look more like invaders then human. Like a 'propa gd scrap' when in a group but are your best friend on their own. Listen to the baitest garage and drum and bass, completely overcompensatory towards their attitudes towards blacks, hates asians but worships tupac. Mostly rural and have no sense of grammar or spelling. Don't understand the concept of irony and that everything they live on is ironic. Moaning about jobs being stolen by the immigrants but sitting at home all day getting drunk on the dole. Get annoyed at Jeremy Kyle without realising that its actually them hes addressing. Read the Daily Mail and The Sun as their bible but never acknowledge they are the reason this is a backwards country.

So true. Just made one correction .

[missedthebus]

[AnalGangstaHo]

Goes on holiday to a foreign country and spends most of their time in 'English' bars/restaraunts, complaining that they're 'not drinking/eating that foreign muck'. Also complains of how little English the locals speak.

[Shae]

I like the sound of that guy with the monicle, he seems funny.