The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[djelements]

When I blow my nose my snot is stained red with blood.

I hocked up a loog and there was hella blood in it.
I am really displeased with that.

[Coppola]

I am really displeased with that.

Then Gtfo. This is the Pissed off thread.

[djelements]

I am really displeased with that.

Then Gtfo. This is the Pissed off thread.

I AM REALLY PISSED ABOUT IT.

[2manynoobs]

When I blow my nose my snot is stained red with blood.

maybe ease on the coke

[elibomyekip]

Speaking of noses, after NYE my nose had some weird black shit in it for 2 days. Everytime I blew it, it was 10% yellow, 90% jet black nastiness. Smoke machines caused it or summat? Only had around 8 joints through the night, and it's never happened before.

[NilsFG]

Speaking of noses, after NYE my nose had some weird black shit in it for 2 days. Everytime I blew it, it was 10% yellow, 90% jet black nastiness. Smoke machines caused it or summat? Only had around 8 joints through the night, and it's never happened before.

It means you're gay now.

[elibomyekip]

Speaking of noses, after NYE my nose had some weird black shit in it for 2 days. Everytime I blew it, it was 10% yellow, 90% jet black nastiness. Smoke machines caused it or summat? Only had around 8 joints through the night, and it's never happened before.

It means you're gay now.

Ah fuck. I'll text the missus now.

[2manynoobs]

Speaking of noses, after NYE my nose had some weird black shit in it for 2 days. Everytime I blew it, it was 10% yellow, 90% jet black nastiness. Smoke machines caused it or summat? Only had around 8 joints through the night, and it's never happened before.

It means you're gay now.

Ah fuck. I'll text the missus now.

your mother already knows

[elibomyekip]

Am I being gang raped by Belgians?

[tr0tsky]

When I blow my nose my snot is stained red with blood.

maybe ease on the coke

New Years Eve man!

[fuckoff]

tried to ave a cheeky spliff on my way into work this morning but i dropped it in the snow. couldnt be arsed to faff about warming it up with a lighter so put it in my tab box and continued on to work in a pissed off state.

[elibomyekip]

My missus is moaning at me because I don't speak to her enough on facebook. She lives with me. FML

[Neurotik]

The snow ¬¬.

...Yepp i have the right thread, fucking snow needs to go away.

[DRTY]

My missus is moaning at me because I don't speak to her enough on facebook. She lives with me. FML

x2

[magma]

My missus is moaning at me because I don't speak to her enough on facebook. She lives with me. FML

Actual LOL... girls are odd.

[kejk]

My missus is moaning at me because I don't speak to her enough on facebook. She lives with me. FML

That gets us to our next subtject:

Facebook

[magma]

So I sit next to a French woman at work and despite doing my best to unstereotype her in my head, she is literally the most sterotypically French woman I've ever met. She douses herself in perfume every hour or so and it fucking STINKS, if she's not doing that, she's applying moisturiser or handcream of some description, eating incredibly smelly food or talking loudly on the phone to restaurants about booking exactly the right table... the smell of all the perfumes and lotions is really starting to give me a headache...

[particle-jim]

So I sit next to a French woman at work and despite doing my best to unstereotype her in my head, she is literally the most sterotypically French woman I've ever met. She douses herself in perfume every hour or so and it fucking STINKS, if she's not doing that, she's applying moisturiser or handcream of some description, eating incredibly smelly food or talking loudly on the phone to restaurants about booking exactly the right table... the smell of all the perfumes and lotions is really starting to give me a headache...

yeah but is she fit? it's clearly the most important issue

[jsaxton]

So I sit next to a French woman at work and despite doing my best to unstereotype her in my head, she is literally the most sterotypically French woman I've ever met. She douses herself in perfume every hour or so and it fucking STINKS, if she's not doing that, she's applying moisturiser or handcream of some description, eating incredibly smelly food or talking loudly on the phone to restaurants about booking exactly the right table... the smell of all the perfumes and lotions is really starting to give me a headache...

yeah but is she fit? it's clearly the most important issue

agreed

[magma]

I think she probably was about 5 years and 20lbs ago.... not now. Nooo.