The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[elibomyekip]

Only gangsta rappers and borgore fans refer to a fanny as a pussy

[jsaxton]

Only gangsta rappers and borgore fans refer to a fanny as a pussy

like only gay people can say cigarette without getting bleeped

[Pistonsbeneath]

Only gangsta rappers and borgore fans refer to a fanny as a pussy

actually they wouldn't because to them fanny means something else

[elibomyekip]

One of my super fruity gay mates calls his bum a fanny.

[Pistonsbeneath]

is there something wrong with him being homosexual?

if so how come you guys are friends?

[NilsFG]

is there something wrong with him being homosexual?

if so how come you guys are friends?

He's still in denial

[elibomyekip]

My 4 best mates consist of 3 gay men and a lesbian (srsly). We have sex often (no homo)

[elibomyekip]

We just cuddle and stuff.

[Pistonsbeneath]

do you use the word fanny for your ass as well?

[elibomyekip]

I call my bum a pussy

[Firkles]

Being stuck in yet-another-fucking-airport

[kejk]

I call my bum a pussy

That's fucked up mate

[jsaxton]

I call my bum a pussy

That's fucked up mate

so where do you fuck?

[drokkr]

2 hours of "sleep" - Fuck this, even busting it out at the gym isn't helping... not a hope am I going taking chemicals to sort this out either.

[Firkles]

Home at last.... only took me nearly 60 hours to get here with no sleep, no jacket, bed or very much money. Pure missions

[Neurotik]

Biology exam on tuesday!! I have to get 80% to get an A; 48 marks of 60 and i can't fucking log into my college e-mail or site to get the extra notes i want to revise from!!! I'm fucking fucked, i'll have to resort to revising from fucking wikipedia or something! I'm seriously fucked! I've fucking failed three days before i enter the examination room!!!

[Firkles]

Biology exam on tuesday!! I have to get 80% to get an A; 48 marks of 60 and i can't fucking log into my college e-mail or site to get the extra notes i want to revise from!!! I'm fucking fucked, i'll have to resort to revising from fucking wikipedia or something! I'm seriously fucked! I've fucking failed three days before i enter the examination room!!!

Can't you go physically into the university?

[johnkimble]

its a bit over midnight now
slept on the floor for a quite a while, then i hear fucking behemoth ringtone blasting at my ear
instant wake up, girl calling. then she clicks the phone off, calls again, clicks off, i try to ask her what's happening. she yells something motherfucking incoherent at me over the phone, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ANYMORE
so i call my friend. tell him whats happening. all i get is a ''oh'' response
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUing over here, i get up on dsf to whine
seriously, what the fuck is happening

[2manynoobs]

its a bit over midnight now
slept on the floor for a quite a while, then i hear fucking behemoth ringtone blasting at my ear
instant wake up, girl calling. then she clicks the phone off, calls again, clicks off, i try to ask her what's happening. she yells something motherfucking incoherent at me over the phone, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ANYMORE
so i call my friend. tell him whats happening. all i get is a ''oh'' response
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUing over here, i get up on dsf to whine
seriously, what the fuck is happening

turn off phone

[NilsFG]

its a bit over midnight now
slept on the floor for a quite a while, then i hear fucking behemoth ringtone blasting at my ear
instant wake up, girl calling. then she clicks the phone off, calls again, clicks off, i try to ask her what's happening. she yells something motherfucking incoherent at me over the phone, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ANYMORE
so i call my friend. tell him whats happening. all i get is a ''oh'' response
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUing over here, i get up on dsf to whine
seriously, what the fuck is happening

turn off phone

I would have said something totally different but turning off your phone would probably be the ideal solution.

Protip: sleeping in a bed > sleeping on the floor.