Are You Weird?

[BaronVon]

I have permanently erect nipples

Is that why you moved to a warmer country?

It didn't make any differance. Those fuckers are mainlining Viagra.

[defekt]

When I'm on my own I do all kinds of crazy shit, like stroke my head up against things like a cat would, kiss the mirror, dance in the mirror naked, take my ear tunnels out and sniff them and pretty much talk to myself constantly, in the past I've wanked in the mirror, and also caught my shit in a tissue to feel it's warmth.

[djelements]

When I'm on my own I do all kinds of crazy shit, like stroke my head up against things like a cat would, kiss the mirror, dance in the mirror naked, take my ear tunnels out and sniff them and pretty much talk to myself constantly, in the past I've wanked in the mirror, and also caught my shit in a tissue to feel it's warmth.

There are some things you just don't tell people.

[defekt]

When I'm on my own I do all kinds of crazy shit, like stroke my head up against things like a cat would, kiss the mirror, dance in the mirror naked, take my ear tunnels out and sniff them and pretty much talk to myself constantly, in the past I've wanked in the mirror, and also caught my shit in a tissue to feel it's warmth.

There are some things you just don't tell people.

But everybody does it right?

[djelements]

When I'm on my own I do all kinds of crazy shit, like stroke my head up against things like a cat would, kiss the mirror, dance in the mirror naked, take my ear tunnels out and sniff them and pretty much talk to myself constantly, in the past I've wanked in the mirror, and also caught my shit in a tissue to feel it's warmth.

There are some things you just don't tell people.

But everybody does it right?

Yeah, my post wasn't necessarily related to yours. But no, I don't actually do any of those things. At all.

[kay]

When I'm on my own I do all kinds of crazy shit, like stroke my head up against things like a cat would, kiss the mirror, dance in the mirror naked, take my ear tunnels out and sniff them and pretty much talk to myself constantly, in the past I've wanked in the mirror, and also caught my shit in a tissue to feel it's warmth.

There are some things you just don't tell people.

But everybody does it right?

Yeah, my post wasn't necessarily related to yours. But no, I don't actually do any of those things. At all.

[Pistonsbeneath]

When I'm on my own I do all kinds of crazy shit, like stroke my head up against things like a cat would, kiss the mirror, dance in the mirror naked, take my ear tunnels out and sniff them and pretty much talk to myself constantly, in the past I've wanked in the mirror, and also caught my shit in a tissue to feel it's warmth.

There are some things you just don't tell people.

you probably do weirder shit!

I personally like to tickle puppies till they go wee wee in my greedy mouth

[djelements]

When I'm on my own I do all kinds of crazy shit, like stroke my head up against things like a cat would, kiss the mirror, dance in the mirror naked, take my ear tunnels out and sniff them and pretty much talk to myself constantly, in the past I've wanked in the mirror, and also caught my shit in a tissue to feel it's warmth.

There are some things you just don't tell people.

you probably do weirder shit!

I personally like to tickle puppies till they go wee wee in my greedy mouth

I guess I do weirder shit, I dunno?

[defekt]

When I'm on my own I do all kinds of crazy shit, like stroke my head up against things like a cat would, kiss the mirror, dance in the mirror naked, take my ear tunnels out and sniff them and pretty much talk to myself constantly, in the past I've wanked in the mirror, and also caught my shit in a tissue to feel it's warmth.

There are some things you just don't tell people.

you probably do weirder shit!

I personally like to tickle puppies till they go wee wee in my greedy mouth

I guess I do weirder shit, I dunno?

Your post was definitely related to mine. And that ain't weird shit man, it's been the coldest winter for 30 years, how else am I gonna keep warm on the toilet?

[kejk]

When I'm on my own I do all kinds of crazy shit, like stroke my head up against things like a cat would, kiss the mirror, dance in the mirror naked, take my ear tunnels out and sniff them and pretty much talk to myself constantly, in the past I've wanked in the mirror, and also caught my shit in a tissue to feel it's warmth.

I did all of that, just catching shit was new for me, never tried.

I did watch my own asshole in the mirror before.

[christthetiger]

i have 3 plastic bottles behind my bed of stale urine..

basically, i can't be bothered to go to the toilet in the middle of the night because it's a bit of a walk. i guess that makes me weird.

when i was a tweaker, my mom used to find cups of piss hidden throughout my room.

[defekt]

I did watch my own asshole in the mirror before.

I did that when I had worms cause it was so itchy.

[kay]

Your post was definitely related to mine. And that ain't weird shit man, it's been the coldest winter for 30 years, how else am I gonna keep warm on the toilet?

I can't decide whether that's a genius idea or disgusting.

[Pistonsbeneath]

*pukes*

[christthetiger]

*pukes*

peeps are gettin comfortable

[p.t.b.d]

this thread makes me horny

[kejk]

I stole those gloves from the petrol station once, and I picked up dog poo and threw it on windows while I was running around like a maniac.

Fuck, I while I'm typing this I realise how fucked up it is lol, when I did it I was just drunk with sum frenz


EDIT: I just remembered that a friend of me got the phone of another friend and he put the poo all over it... Then the guy was really upset because his phone was fucked up.
The next day he came to hang out and he has his phone in this plastic sandwhich bag with all the doodoo still in it and it was fucking disgusting, but he refused to throw his phone away because apparently it still worked.

We are fucked up.

[prime|evil]

I stole those gloves from the petrol station once, and I picked up dog poo and threw it on windows while I was running around like a maniac.

Fuck, I while I'm typing this I realise how fucked up it is lol, when I did it I was just drunk with sum frenz


EDIT: I just remembered that a friend of me got the phone of another friend and he put the poo all over it... Then the guy was really upset because his phone was fucked up.
The next day he came to hang out and he has his phone in this plastic sandwhich bag with all the doodoo still in it and it was fucking disgusting, but he refused to throw his phone away because apparently it still worked.

We are fucked up.

that is fucking gross, scabby and cheapskate all in one. Ranko.

[billuf]

i let my friend take a shit in my hand once...
not because i get sexual pleasure from it, we were just bored.

[billuf]

i also spent the whole of last year naked pretty much