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unlikely · Post by **unlikely** » Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:14 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hey:)
Stranger: asl?:)
You: I am ageless, sexless, and beyond the laws of physics that decree "location"
Stranger: haahaa, fine then:D
You: yourself?
Stranger: ehh, well secret:)
You: you could have just made something up for the sake of conversation, but ok
You: have you ever poached an egg successfully without the need for an egg-poaching device?
Stranger: i have never poached an egg:D
You: You are missing out! It takes a while to master but makes you feel very clever indeed
You: although obviously as an ageless sexless gehstalt entity my ego doesn't require the normal boosting needed for humans
Stranger: hah, well fine, i'm female, seventeen years old and from estonia.
You: wow, that was the most bizzarre, succesful, unintentional, fishing of details this gehstalt entity has ever performed

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:28 pm

unlikely wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hey:)
Stranger: asl?:)
You: I am ageless, sexless, and beyond the laws of physics that decree "location"
Stranger: haahaa, fine then:D
You: yourself?
Stranger: ehh, well secret:)
You: you could have just made something up for the sake of conversation, but ok
You: have you ever poached an egg successfully without the need for an egg-poaching device?
Stranger: i have never poached an egg:D
You: You are missing out! It takes a while to master but makes you feel very clever indeed
You: although obviously as an ageless sexless gehstalt entity my ego doesn't require the normal boosting needed for humans
Stranger: hah, well fine, i'm female, seventeen years old and from estonia.
You: wow, that was the most bizzarre, succesful, unintentional, fishing of details this gehstalt entity has ever performed

unlikely · Post by **unlikely** » Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:06 pm

Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: whats your name?
You: my name is jon
Stranger: thats a nice name
You: thanks
Stranger: how are you jon?
You: very well
Stranger: thats good. how old are you?
You: im 36
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:24 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: whats your name?
Stranger: Sorry?
You: your name?
Stranger: Well aren't ya going to say hello?
You: hello
Stranger: Oh hey
You: your name?
Stranger: Chris u
You: Firky
Stranger: Where ya from
You: Bristol
Stranger: Oh I'm in Wales, sorry but ur name doesn't sound English?
You: sexy huh?
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: How old are u?
You: 54
Stranger: .....w/e
You: w/e ?
Stranger: Work it out
You: I've already had my exercise this morning
Stranger: Hmm clever yet not funny
You: what is w/e ? i dont know all these code words
Stranger: It just means whatever
You: w/e
You:

Stranger: Well done
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 15 and ur really 54?
You: shouldn't you been in class?
Stranger: Haha it's 7:18pm ur obviously not English if u don't know the time
You: of course I know the time. I just ate
Stranger: Well u act american
You: u act nigerian
Stranger: Haha that's racist
Stranger: How do nigerians act?
You: stupid
Stranger: Oh well ur the one who thinks kids go to an average school at 7:20pm..
You: back in my day went didn't get out of class until 9pm
You: you snots got it lucky
Stranger: Look guy, I'm not stupid
You: you will be if you dont stop skipping class
Stranger: That's a lie my grandparents just said so
Stranger: Lol ok I'm off to live my life.. Instead of trying to wind people up haha see ya loser
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Neurotik · Post by **Neurotik** » Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:57 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f/m
You: i am Sigmund Freud
You: what seems to be the problem sir?
Stranger: i have sexual fantasties
Stranger: i with my mum
You: i know, these are repressed anxieties from phallic stages of development you have displaced
Stranger: my names
Stranger: hans
You: ahahaha
You: horses then i see
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: don't remind me of my dad
You: let's delve into this castration anxiety first
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bye
Stranger: i'm going
You: no your father was right!!!!
You: run little hans!!!
You: run and never look back!!!
Stranger: f/m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

andd....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: me 2
You: and me
Stranger: also, i like the kraftwerk band
Stranger: wait
You: i think it was greeat
Stranger: oh crap
Stranger: this is another convo
You: especially with all the mas ass confetti everywhere
Stranger: how did that happen
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i think the person disconnected
Stranger: hahaha
You: no , i infiltrated by secret means
Stranger: mass ass
Stranger: ?
You: i meant to say mad but my finger was hacked into
Stranger: lol
You: by a virus, his name is ted
Stranger: hell ya
Stranger: ted is the shit
You: he died, of phagocytosis
Stranger: they buried him with his poodle
You: that poodle was such a little trooper
Stranger: he was, he was
You: i will always remember his cape
Stranger: and his little curl toed slippers
You: and his elongated eyelids
Stranger: lmao
You: the way ted always used to staple naked pictures of himelf to him
Stranger: he was a regular little bulletin board that dog
Stranger: covered in crap
You: never missed a thing with him around
Stranger: and that bark
Stranger: badass
You: definitely! that bark would destroy the soul of those unfortunate enought to feel it's wrath
Stranger: plus ted was always kinda wimpy
Stranger: living with his mom
You: yeah he needed the emotional support
Stranger: sharpening pencils as a career
You: working for dr kelso
Stranger: best friends with his morning toast
Stranger: until he ate it
Stranger: again
You: living in constant fear of the next shot to his already withered self esteem
Stranger: he got shot like 12 times in the foot
Stranger: he walked like a penguin
You: he was warned the first time it happened, but he couldn't learn
Stranger: the plastic duck trade is a risky business
You: oh tell me about it, ted recollected some pretty fucked up scenes from that factory
Stranger: oh hell ya, wernt they making him kill flies with spatulas and shit?
You: i think so, i remember one story they had him remove a hornets nest only with the use of his right nostril
You: oh how they laughed when he went into seizsure
Stranger: that was a dirty business
Stranger: except then he got that disease
You: he was lucky enought to get out of that place when he did
You: but he must have known it would come back to haunt him
You: when they sent that massive white blood cell to come and swallow him whole
Stranger: and then the lymphnodes attacked
You: he should never have shunk himself and got lost inside his own dog's blood vessels like that
You: he could have at least made a home for himself in the right atria and lived happily but noo, never enough for ted; greedy son of a bitch
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: dude
Stranger: you win
Stranger: i cant think of nothing else
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:28 pm

bass hertz wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: whats your name?
Stranger: Sorry?
You: your name?
Stranger: Well aren't ya going to say hello?
You: hello
Stranger: Oh hey
You: your name?
Stranger: Chris u
You: Firky
Stranger: Where ya from
You: Bristol
Stranger: Oh I'm in Wales, sorry but ur name doesn't sound English?
You: sexy huh?
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: How old are u?
You: 54
Stranger: .....w/e
You: w/e ?
Stranger: Work it out
You: I've already had my exercise this morning
Stranger: Hmm clever yet not funny
You: what is w/e ? i dont know all these code words
Stranger: It just means whatever
You: w/e
You:
Stranger: Well done
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 15 and ur really 54?
You: shouldn't you been in class?
Stranger: Haha it's 7:18pm ur obviously not English if u don't know the time
You: of course I know the time. I just ate
Stranger: Well u act american
You: u act nigerian
Stranger: Haha that's racist
Stranger: How do nigerians act?
You: stupid
Stranger: Oh well ur the one who thinks kids go to an average school at 7:20pm..
You: back in my day went didn't get out of class until 9pm
You: you snots got it lucky
Stranger: Look guy, I'm not stupid
You: you will be if you dont stop skipping class
Stranger: That's a lie my grandparents just said so
Stranger: Lol ok I'm off to live my life.. Instead of trying to wind people up haha see ya loser
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was just reading this as Firky and then realised it was Bass Hertz post...

dom · Post by **dom** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:17 pm

check out http://chatroulette.com/ more than a little odd....

scapegoat · Post by **scapegoat** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:05 pm

You: say cheese
Stranger: CHEEEEEEEEEEESE
You: what tyope?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: Red Leicester
You: good choice
Stranger: thank u thank u
You: say bongo
Stranger: BONGOOOOOOO
You: i like bongos
You: say i love chatting to underage girls and giving them sweets
Stranger: no because that in incriminating
Stranger: and i'm 19 now
Stranger: so i can't say shit like that
Stranger: because
Stranger: the FBI are watching all chats and you will probably report me
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: say the FBI are watching me
Stranger: the FBI are watching me
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: ooo i knew it
Stranger: what a humurous message
You: PAEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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