Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

[milksnake]

WALSHY! HE DONT CATER!

[fushimi]

Don't watch the jumpy needle...some Colin Jackson business on the 12-10

Interstella....not "inta Stella", as in I'm into Stella...

[kentnz]

^ but I am completely made of ale

[USTD]

This one to the back of year head like a yamaka!

Goth-Trad, how do you say fuck off in japanese

[kaanij]

(This one's from the last FWD at the end...LDN)

" LAST FWD AT THE END .... F . W . D ... Original W.D.40 , the lubricant! "

[jamdung]

on the mix with cluekid, react fm:

'shout out to the gang sittin in a haze, hope it's a good sativa ya breatha'

big respect goin out to pokes

[FackOff]

Both from Culture Clash.

"I read the bill and it said entertainment - none of us man can ride a unicycle"

"I didn't bring no backup - crew and just me.Mala.Coki.DIGITAL MYSTIKZ.BLOOOOOOODFIRE"
followed by i(Loefah Remix) which was murder..

[turntable eel]

just read the hole lot

[Phigure]

guy's a fucking comedian

When he completely shit all over that racist guy during a baps show was hilarious.

"yeah, your the one in the corner.... on rohypnol.... with ya dick out"

epic!

[Phigure]

"Largin up Loefah Vandross"

[DREdio]

"sky is high, cloud is low... let me see your water technique"
- SGT pokes w/ N- Type on RInse

[luthervandub]

This ones been left in the cupboard to long but it's like blue cheese to me, the mould is necessary

Two fingers shooting - one finger saluting

[Braapford]

GUILTY

[legend4ry]

Jokes, this thread made my morning!

[particle-jim]

Pointing to the topless Brostep lads at Croydub in August- "If you boys wanna get naked and dance with eachother, GO TO THE FUCKING TOILET"

I was fucking cracking up when he said that, comedy moment of the night

"This ones some Jodie Marsh selection...absolutely butters...but you know that you would if it was on a plate"

HAHA - OH WOW

[cb8051]

"This one's marked in red pen, see me after class." - Exodus/DMZ, Leeds.

[sick rick]

"This one's marked in red pen, see me after class." - Exodus/DMZ, Leeds.

[slin]

Chefal's generation bass mix

"Put it the oven.....ROAST EM ON HIGH!"

And it ended a few seconds later with 'DONE' .

[phlux]

" It's Too Coldd" !

[busker]

'put your hand up like you gotta question'

not that funny still, but they've all been said lol