The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Firkles]

I have today off and it's foul outside, I am too skint to do anything and I really don't fancy dicking about on the internet all day, watching TV and cooking massive curries for the sake of it. I Also got a letter through the door for another MRI scan and a liver biopsy, I am sick to the back teeth of them. My liver must be religious it's that holy with them poking needles in.

I could tuck into my over-draft and buy random crap off the internet but I hate going into my over-draft.

Roll on payday.

Still, I am warm, have food in the cupboards, a place of my own, a big fuck off TV and a fly computer so I can't really moan.

[missedthebus]

Today could not have been any worse.

Got woken up by dickhead flatmate slamming the door again at 5.30. Go to make a bowl of cereal, they've drunk all my milk again - this happens every day. Last week I bought 9 pints of milk drunk about 2. Bought 8 rolls of shit paper used 1.

I had this massively important job interview in Holborn at 9. I leave the house with 3/4 hr to spare and the trains at mile end are fucked. I get there 10 mins late for the first part of the interview with a lady who has flown out from DC to meet me. not good. Im massively flustered cause I got there late, and sweat the whole time and give shitty answers to her questions becuase im still pretty flustered. Then interview with two other people. That was ok...ish.... but still no where near as good as it could have been. I left, head hanging low, not expecting a call back. Now im misery eating fried chicken and prawns to make it better - it wont . I had to take a day off work for this sucks.

[magma]

Aww, shit day mtb... sending positive vibes.

[missedthebus]

Aww, shit day mtb... sending positive vibes.

cheers dude

[Firkles]

They expect you to be nervous, man, and often they're just as nervous and anxious as you so don't panic too much. Think positive, if you explained why you were late they'll be understanding, London transport is hit and miss

[kejk]

Got woken up by dickhead flatmate slamming the door again at 5.30.

It's time for you to pull an all nighter and kick his ass.

[rliquid]

Got woken up by dickhead flatmate slamming the door again at 5.30.

It's time for you to pull an all nighter and kick his ass.

Have a shit in his pillowcase.

[missedthebus]

Got woken up by dickhead flatmate slamming the door again at 5.30.

It's time for you to pull an all nighter and kick his ass.

Have a shit in his pillowcase.

I should fart on his pillow all day to try give him pink eye.

Does anyone know if that actually works?

[jsaxton]

Got woken up by dickhead flatmate slamming the door again at 5.30.

It's time for you to pull an all nighter and kick his ass.

Have a shit in his pillowcase.

I should fart on his pillow all day to try give him pink eye.

Does anyone know if that actually works?

yes, it should if you eat loads of spicy food, get a couple of vindaloos in

[BNanni]

Work ringing me A-FUCKING-GAIN, asking me to go in tonight to cover the night shift.
What do you not get about the fact it's sposed to be my long weekend off?!
Fuck sake.

In future just say no, if you dont want to work tell them its your time off and that you have made plans.

Also tell them that you cant relax on the few days off you do have if they keep on calling you.

Whats the worst that can happen, they cant sack you for not working on your day off...unless you still in your probationary period and you need to kiss a bit of arse to get a permanent contract.

I wouldnt have it personally.

I've said no twice, once on my birthday when they asked me to do a double shift (fuck working 14 hours on my birthday) and the when they rang me the other day.
All the other times I've said yes.
I appreciate the money because it really does help, but its just I havent had more than 2 days off at any one time in over a month.
Think up to now I've had about 5 days off in total since christmas day

Yeah I'm still on my probationary period, one month left of that. But surely it shouldn't matter they can't expect me to work like this?

Also Missedthebus, sorry to hear things didn't go to plan today.
I'm sure you're interview didn't go as bad as you thought, try and stay positive mate and keep us informed about it
And kick your flatmates arse, maybe take a few things from here ...http://www.dubstepforum.com/how-can-i-b ... 24915.html

[Firkles]

Got woken up by dickhead flatmate slamming the door again at 5.30.

It's time for you to pull an all nighter and kick his ass.

Have a shit in his pillowcase.

I should fart on his pillow all day to try give him pink eye.

Does anyone know if that actually works?

Wipe his toothbrush on your the underside of your bellend or stick it up your arse, take a photo and then email it after you or he has moved out.

[kejk]

Got woken up by dickhead flatmate slamming the door again at 5.30.

It's time for you to pull an all nighter and kick his ass.

Have a shit in his pillowcase.

I should fart on his pillow all day to try give him pink eye.

Does anyone know if that actually works?

Wipe his toothbrush on your the underside of your bellend or stick it up your arse, take a photo and then email it after you or he has moved out.

I'm so grateful that you are not my roomie.

[NilsFG]

Roommate waking you up early because he's slamming the door? Solution?
Easy! BUTTER THE FLOOR!

Check youtube for some funny videos.

[DZA]

Being a £1 short in my bank so i cant order what i wanted to get

[kejk]

Being a £1 short in my bank so i cant order what i wanted to get

I had this last month, went out to buy a new TV, I had 400 pounds... TV was 404,99. lol.....

[Firkles]

DZA failed to walk into a shit practical joke I set up

[dubluke]

Aww, shit day mtb... sending positive vibes.

yeah that sounds like a right fucker of a day mate, hope your fried chicken lightened things innit

[DZA]

DZA failed to walk into a shit practical joke I set up

Sorry matey

[jsaxton]

my production hedfones snapped...
well that was £100 well spent
i severly dislike my sister at times

[DZA]

No sleep