How should missedthebus get his revenge?

[Firkles]

His house-mates keep stealing his food and waking him up at half past five each morning, ideas on the back of envelope; The Broom Cupboard, PO BOX 21, London.

GO!

[sigbowls]

smack a mother

[Pi-Krust]

make a really yummy chocolate cake laced very very generously with several crushed up laxatives,leave temptingly in fridge and wait

[Pedro Sánchez]

Take their tooth brushes scrub your arse and knob with them but take a picture while doing this, get picture printed then a week or so later leave the picture pinned to the fridge.

[stayc]

SHIT ON THEIR PILLOWS.

[horse]

kerb stomp.

[missedthebus]

im liking this, more please

[kingldub]

Take their tooth brushes scrub your arse and knob with them but take a picture while doing this, get picture printed then a week or so later leave the picture pinned to the fridge.

Don't forget to have a big grin and a thumbs up in the picture though or it won't be half as effective. Preferably both thumbs........ya get me?

[2manynoobs]

Take their tooth brushes scrub your arse and knob with them but take a picture while doing this, get picture printed then a week or so later leave the picture pinned to the fridge.

Don't forget to have a big grin and a thumbs up in the picture though or it won't be half as effective. Preferably both thumbs........ya get me?

AHAHAHA yes

[Firkles]

Take their tooth brushes scrub your arse and knob with them but take a picture while doing this, get picture printed then a week or so later leave the picture pinned to the fridge.

Already told him to do that but I don't think he has it in him, I was thinking he could rub raw chicken out of date and warm chicken on some his bread and leave it as bait.

[2manynoobs]

stupid question maybe but have you ever told them nicely that you don't like them stealing your food?

[bass hertz]

suck on their penis while they sleep!

that should get them bastards!

[missedthebus]

stupid question maybe but have you ever told them nicely that you don't like them stealing your food?

tried. failed.

suck on their penis while they sleep!

that should get them bastards!

...you can if ya want?

[8bitboi]

suck on their penis while they sleep!

that should get them bastards!

thats a favor not revenge

[bass hertz]

suck on their penis while they sleep!

that should get them bastards!

thats a favor not revenge

but I guarantee they wont eat after a cocksucker

[Firkles]

Do they leave their phone lying around? Dial the Japanese speaking clock in Japan and hide their phone, let it call and call and call until the battery is dead then stick it under the couch or something.

Superglue in their uretha.

[missedthebus]

Superglue in their uretha.

Please less suggestions involving their dicks.

[Pi-Krust]

Find your heaviest saucepan/frying pan and use it to repeatedly bludgeon them about the head until it's naught but a bloody pulp[taking care to reserve the brains as they do make a most excellent terrine].Then using a sharp pair of scissors carefully remove their outer skin,boil it and clean it before making into cushion covers or pillowcases.

[8bitboi]

Superglue in their uretha.

Please less suggestions involving their dicks.

Hey, you could suck their dicks !




oh Sorry

[bass hertz]

Find your heaviest saucepan/frying pan and use it to repeatedly bludgeon them about the head until it's naught but a bloody pulp[taking care to reserve the brains as they do make a most excellent terrine].Then using a sharp pair of scissors carefully remove their outer skin,boil it and clean it before making into cushion covers or pillowcases.

The Ed Gein treatment?