The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[tr0tsky]

the prescribed temazepam for it bounces off me now

I'll buy it off you!

[NilsFG]

the prescribed temazepam for it bounces off me now

I'll buy it off you!

hahaha realpolitik

[kejk]

Fucking working condition policies...

We just had an inspection and I can't use my whip anymore :<

[gwa]

proper emo today. I think I may of made a massive massive fuck up a couple of months ago. I am an idiot

[Firkles]

the prescribed temazepam for it bounces off me now

I'll buy it off you!

Got a sister?

[elibomyekip]

Think my hard drive is on its way out, and I can't afford a new one for a couple of weeks. If it dies it'll be the third time in 2 years that I've lost hundreds of gigabytes of un-backed up media, although I've got about 75% backed up on to an old as fuck IDE hard drive.

[tr0tsky]

the prescribed temazepam for it bounces off me now

I'll buy it off you!

Got a sister?

Yep.


Deal.

[badger]

just got forwarded this

Hey Alex, I don't wanna sound really wingey of whiney or whatever but Ben is really annoyin me with how much he's on the internet. I was told off because I was on the internet on my dinner and yet he's on it all the time and its startin to tick me off a bit. I really don't wanna sound bitchy or owt but its kinda hard to ignore when I'm facing his screen all the time. I don't want to send him an e-mail cos then he'd probs go on one.

this bitch is going down! honestly she's the most irritating person i've ever encountered and somehow gets away with pissing off everyone around her all day every day, and then she starts emailing people that!

[deamonds]

pour tippex on her head badger, or send her an email with the subject "YOU WHINEY FUCK"

[magma]

just got forwarded this

Hey Alex, I don't wanna sound really wingey of whiney or whatever but Ben is really annoyin me with how much he's on the internet. I was told off because I was on the internet on my dinner and yet he's on it all the time and its startin to tick me off a bit. I really don't wanna sound bitchy or owt but its kinda hard to ignore when I'm facing his screen all the time. I don't want to send him an e-mail cos then he'd probs go on one.

this bitch is going down! honestly she's the most irritating person i've ever encountered and somehow gets away with pissing off everyone around her all day every day, and then she starts emailing people that!

What a fucking bitch. Your internet use is between you and your boss - if they don't have a problem with it you're obviously getting enough shit done.

Punch her in the tnuc.

[missedthebus]

PMSing line manager, has a serious attitude problem, some days all is hunkydory others she is a right dick. like today. She is less then a year older than me a speaks to me like im some little boy. *pimp slap a ho is whats needed.

I said I didnt want to go to some lunch with work people (asked to go to fill a gap) so that I could do more work and be uptodate with everything, and she has a go at me a bout it twice and tells me im arguing with her. nob.

just got forwarded this

Hey Alex, I don't wanna sound really wingey of whiney or whatever but Ben is really annoyin me with how much he's on the internet. I was told off because I was on the internet on my dinner and yet he's on it all the time and its startin to tick me off a bit. I really don't wanna sound bitchy or owt but its kinda hard to ignore when I'm facing his screen all the time. I don't want to send him an e-mail cos then he'd probs go on one.

this bitch is going down! honestly she's the most irritating person i've ever encountered and somehow gets away with pissing off everyone around her all day every day, and then she starts emailing people that!

I have this with ppl at work, hypocrites normally. why dont you accidentally forward it to the guy she is moaning about? or maybe accidentally copy it into a communal spam folder?

Or tell her to grow up and not bring you such petty issues, you have more important things to do with your time.

[magma]

PMSing line manager, has a serious attitude problem, some days all is hunkydory others she is a right dick. like today. She is less then a year older than me a speaks to me like im some little boy. *pimp slap a ho is whats needed.

I said I didnt want to go to some lunch with work people (asked to go to fill a gap) so that I could do more work and be uptodate with everything, and she has a go at me a bout it twice and tells me im arguing with her. nob.

just got forwarded this

Hey Alex, I don't wanna sound really wingey of whiney or whatever but Ben is really annoyin me with how much he's on the internet. I was told off because I was on the internet on my dinner and yet he's on it all the time and its startin to tick me off a bit. I really don't wanna sound bitchy or owt but its kinda hard to ignore when I'm facing his screen all the time. I don't want to send him an e-mail cos then he'd probs go on one.

this bitch is going down! honestly she's the most irritating person i've ever encountered and somehow gets away with pissing off everyone around her all day every day, and then she starts emailing people that!

I have this with ppl at work, hypocrites normally. why dont you accidentally forward it to the guy she is moaning about? or maybe accidentally copy it into a communal spam folder?

Or tell her to grow up and not bring you such petty issues, you have more important things to do with your time.

I figured she was talking about badger, no?

[badger]

the guy in the email is me. i could get her fired fairly easily as she's already in loads of shit, which is why she sent this i think as she feels aggrieved. but i don't want to have this come back on me, because without a doubt i do take the piss at work, and tbh i don't really want to be responsible for getting her sacked... i would LOVE to have her gone though

she doesn't seem to realise that she annoys EVERYONE in the office, and then takes the piss by talking really loudly and going on the internet, whilst not even doing her stats - of course she's going to get in trouble. i've never met anyone who's so bad at taking a hint. she's still going on about this in email to one of my mates who's so obviously getting pissed off with her

she's now started slagging off managers in this email too..... ahh so tempting to have this forwarded to them

[missedthebus]

I figured she was talking about badger, no?

doh! didnt read that properly.


Tell her that if she has a problem to say it to your face, and when she does remind her of your worth in your role and to the company. Then as suggested to me in the thread about revenge on flatmates, hide razor blades in her tampons. Also wait until she leaves her desk and downlaod some incriminatory ish onto her computer

Forward the emails. or accidentally print them out and leave them on the printer..?

[magma]

Also wait until she leaves her desk and downlaod some incriminatory ish onto her computer

My lady did this to me at home last night... filled up my net history with all sorts of crap and changed my desktop wallpaper to some topless bird (tiled, natch)... then she stood by as I unlocked it and tried to desperately rationalise what had happened.

She let me squirm for about 15 minutes... fucking bitch, man.

[djelements]

Badger, you should romance her slowly until she's fully in love with you, and then crush her dreams completely until there isn't even a shred of hope left, and she just decides to live alone with her misery. Granted this could take a while.

[badger]

Badger, you should romance her slowly until she's fully in love with you, and then crush her dreams completely until there isn't even a shred of hope left, and she just decides to live alone with her misery. Granted this could take a while.

i would actually rather romance you than her

and she's engaged anyway... in quite possibly the most depressing proposal story i've ever heard. she went away for a week at a retirement resort with her mum and family, and her boyfriend proposed to her whilst sat on a bench dream proposal or what?

[magma]

Badger, you should romance her slowly until she's fully in love with you, and then crush her dreams completely until there isn't even a shred of hope left, and she just decides to live alone with her misery. Granted this could take a while.

i would actually rather romance you than her

and she's engaged anyway... in quite possibly the most depressing proposal story i've ever heard. she went away for a week at a retirement resort with her mum and family, and her boyfriend proposed to her whilst sat on a bench dream proposal or what?

[Firkles]

getting someone fired is a really really shitty thing to do, fella, especially "under the present economic climate" and all that jazz. She might be a grass but I wouldn't lower myself to her level unless she really fucked me over. from now on go to work in a wheelchair and say she's being picking on you for being disabled or follow her home each night and stand outside her gaff, staring.

[elibomyekip]

Also wait until she leaves her desk and downlaod some incriminatory ish onto her computer

My lady did this to me at home last night... filled up my net history with all sorts of crap and changed my desktop wallpaper to some topless bird (tiled, natch)... then she stood by as I unlocked it and tried to desperately rationalise what had happened.

She let me squirm for about 15 minutes... fucking bitch, man.

Aha. Pretty genius
A glorious cancer indeed