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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by 2manynoobs » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:23 pm

what the fuck.
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by Shae » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:32 pm

my bros in the same room playin cod so I haven't had chance to watch it throughout, jus skipped n watched seconds throughout and it looked pretty awkward to be fair, I immediately clicked x as I saw the guy struggle to get it in.... really cringeworthy... will certainly watch it later...
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by Shae » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:34 pm

tr0tsky wrote:It wasn't just the video, there were also fucking loads of cocks and poonies on the page.

I think there was even a gif of an expanding cock.


Jesus christ.

hahaha those gifs are funny as fuck, there's one with a nice pair of tanned tits and this purple veiny dick photoshopped inbetween for the ol tit wank
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by z6z » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:51 pm

i just wanked to it :t:
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by bandshell » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:58 pm

The guy has talent.
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by LordBid » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:09 pm

lol well that was awkward.... my first time wasn't this bad or so I hope.
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by aspect-dubz » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:13 pm

bandshell wrote:The guy has talent.
what.... for the world record of fastest premature ejaculation
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by defekt » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:23 pm

I feel sorry for both of them, really fucking awkward. This has to be the worst genre of porn ever, it made me lose my boner which I was really looking forward to.
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by bandshell » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:38 pm

It's all about porn that makes you want to vomit at the same time as giving you a hardon.

Like the spider woman. GOD DAYMN!
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by Wabberjocky » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:50 pm

geez, I'm only a few minutes in but I've heard at least 20-30 little awkward laughs so far. This can't end well.
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by jaydot » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:18 pm

bandshell wrote:It's all about porn that makes you want to vomit at the same time as giving you a hardon.

Like the spider woman. GOD DAYMN!
No it really isn't.
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by Coppola » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:25 pm

jaydot wrote:
bandshell wrote:It's all about porn that makes you want to vomit at the same time as giving you a hardon.

Like the spider woman. GOD DAYMN!
No it really isn't.
Yes it really is.
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by bandshell » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:26 pm

Coppola wrote:
jaydot wrote:
bandshell wrote:It's all about porn that makes you want to vomit at the same time as giving you a hardon.

Like the spider woman. GOD DAYMN!
No it really isn't.
Yes it really is.
Alien porn FTW
Ben knows.

Alien porn, pterodactyl porn etc is where it's at.
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by Luke Yeah? » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:40 pm

well that was awkward :/
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by gwa » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:41 pm

can't view it for some reason :s
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by Uncle Mike » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:45 pm

lolololololololololololololol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

that's the funniest shit i've seen in a quite a while :lol:
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by faust.dtc » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:52 pm

Why would a virgin with a small cock agree to fucking on film, surely he knows hes gonna look stupid.

Shes not even a good pornstar anyway.
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by Uncle Mike » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:15 pm

true dat. I just linked this shit to my dad as well and he's laughing his ass off.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
he was actually holding up pretty well during the whole "date" part considering he's a retard.
then...after about 3 visits into her mouth it all went downhill.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Uncle Mike wrote:yeah that's courtney love
love you say??
hmmmm...

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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by Neurotik » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:23 pm

bandshell wrote:
Coppola wrote:
jaydot wrote:
bandshell wrote:It's all about porn that makes you want to vomit at the same time as giving you a hardon.

Like the spider woman. GOD DAYMN!
No it really isn't.
Yes it really is.
Alien porn FTW
Ben knows.

Alien porn, pterodactyl porn etc is where it's at.
MSPaint porn was better :P
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by the acid never lies » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:31 pm

This isn't even the most awkward I've seen...

but damn :| :lol:
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