Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by alphacat » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:04 pm

Even worse is that herpes is the unmentioned norm in the porn industry.

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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by Uncle Mike » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:08 pm

well that just confirms it: fap off to it, don't engage in it with these skanks.
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Post by kidshuffle » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:16 pm

just skimmed through this, jesus christ.
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by Uncle Mike » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:18 pm

kidshuffle wrote:just skimmed through this, jesus christ.
i don't believe jesus alone can redeem this fella ^^

you're gonna have to submit this to jesus' daddy
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Uncle Mike wrote:yeah that's courtney love
love you say??
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by alphacat » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:29 pm

tr0tsky wrote:It wasn't just the video, there were also fucking loads of cocks and poonies on the page.

I think there was even a gif of an expanding cock.


Jesus christ.
You mean THIS? (scroll down for NSFW screengrab)




































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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by kidshuffle » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:52 pm

Uncle Mike wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:just skimmed through this, jesus christ.
i don't believe jesus alone can redeem this fella ^^

you're gonna have to submit this to jesus' daddy
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.... 2Pac was a Jedi?? :corntard:

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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by morro_e » Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:00 pm

i am laughing out loud

admit he is a lucky one though

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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by kejk » Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:05 pm

I love this vid.

I now feel like a fucking pornstar compared to him :D
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Post by wormcode » Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:48 pm

I remember this, best thing about it was I have a friend who looks exactly like him, kind of acts like that too. Made for a good laugh for the rest of us who know him.
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by alphacat » Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:48 pm

BTW, there's a series that has this sort of theme (non-pro male actors with female porn stars) called Fuck Team Five that's actually not that bad. Think it's also a Bangbros. production.

http://www.fuckteamfive.com

Not that I actually watch porn or anything.

[cough.]

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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by Dead Rats » Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:53 pm

It is a bit rank that the guy lost his v plates to a porn slut, and it is well awkward, but there seems like alot of insecurity in this thread, especially about how bad the guy is in bed.

I'm sure the average girth on this forum is about 85" inches n' all, but my first time wasn't exactly head followed by anal followed by an inter-racial three-way. Lowe' it.
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by bass hertz » Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:45 pm

hahaha that bitched LOOKED way uncomfortable. which is funny cause pornstars are usually not afraid of anything.

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Post by AntlionUK » Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:55 pm

bass hertz wrote:which is funny cause pornstars are usually not afraid of anything.
they are if you pull a knife on them.








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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by saphyre » Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:20 am

He does gunfingers on her vagina

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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by kingldub » Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:22 am

Went better than my first time.

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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by Dead Rats » Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:23 am

saphyre wrote:He does gunfingers on her vagina


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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by badger » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:25 am

link removed i'm afraid as even posting URLs is against the rules

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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by drokkr » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:31 am

badger wrote:link removed i'm afraid as even posting URLs is against the rules
Ah shit and there I was looking forward to a wank :(

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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by upstateface » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:36 am

saphyre wrote:He does gunfingers on her vagina
Brap!
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by Uncle Mike » Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:08 am

bass hertz wrote:hahaha that bitched LOOKED way uncomfortable. which is funny cause pornstars are usually not afraid of anything.
I guess we could take a consensus about if we were girls and raise your hand if this mofo makes you uncomfortable as a guy and then imagine having to suck his dick.
ok.

he makes pedro seem like the fuckmaster.
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love you say??
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somehow that wretched harpy doesn't quite inspire what her surname suggests..

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