Guy loses his virginity to a porn star
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star
Even worse is that herpes is the unmentioned norm in the porn industry.
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star
well that just confirms it: fap off to it, don't engage in it with these skanks.
z.u.bee wrote:love you say??Uncle Mike wrote:yeah that's courtney love
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star
just skimmed through this, jesus christ.
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i don't believe jesus alone can redeem this fella ^^kidshuffle wrote:just skimmed through this, jesus christ.
you're gonna have to submit this to jesus' daddy
z.u.bee wrote:love you say??Uncle Mike wrote:yeah that's courtney love
hmmmm...
somehow that wretched harpy doesn't quite inspire what her surname suggests..
Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star
You mean THIS? (scroll down for NSFW screengrab)tr0tsky wrote:It wasn't just the video, there were also fucking loads of cocks and poonies on the page.
I think there was even a gif of an expanding cock.
Jesus christ.
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star
o shi-Uncle Mike wrote:i don't believe jesus alone can redeem this fella ^^kidshuffle wrote:just skimmed through this, jesus christ.
you're gonna have to submit this to jesus' daddy
Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star
i am laughing out loud
admit he is a lucky one though
admit he is a lucky one though
Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star
I love this vid.
I now feel like a fucking pornstar compared to him
I now feel like a fucking pornstar compared to him
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star
I remember this, best thing about it was I have a friend who looks exactly like him, kind of acts like that too. Made for a good laugh for the rest of us who know him.
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star
BTW, there's a series that has this sort of theme (non-pro male actors with female porn stars) called Fuck Team Five that's actually not that bad. Think it's also a Bangbros. production.
http://www.fuckteamfive.com
Not that I actually watch porn or anything.
[cough.]
http://www.fuckteamfive.com
Not that I actually watch porn or anything.
[cough.]
Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star
It is a bit rank that the guy lost his v plates to a porn slut, and it is well awkward, but there seems like alot of insecurity in this thread, especially about how bad the guy is in bed.
I'm sure the average girth on this forum is about 85" inches n' all, but my first time wasn't exactly head followed by anal followed by an inter-racial three-way. Lowe' it.
I'm sure the average girth on this forum is about 85" inches n' all, but my first time wasn't exactly head followed by anal followed by an inter-racial three-way. Lowe' it.

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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star
hahaha that bitched LOOKED way uncomfortable. which is funny cause pornstars are usually not afraid of anything.
Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star
they are if you pull a knife on them.bass hertz wrote:which is funny cause pornstars are usually not afraid of anything.
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star
He does gunfingers on her vagina
Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star
saphyre wrote:He does gunfingers on her vagina
Cannot unsee!

Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star
link removed i'm afraid as even posting URLs is against the rules
Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star
Ah shit and there I was looking forward to a wankbadger wrote:link removed i'm afraid as even posting URLs is against the rules
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star
Brap!saphyre wrote:He does gunfingers on her vagina
knell wrote:i have the weirdest boner right now
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star
I guess we could take a consensus about if we were girls and raise your hand if this mofo makes you uncomfortable as a guy and then imagine having to suck his dick.bass hertz wrote:hahaha that bitched LOOKED way uncomfortable. which is funny cause pornstars are usually not afraid of anything.
ok.
he makes pedro seem like the fuckmaster.
z.u.bee wrote:love you say??Uncle Mike wrote:yeah that's courtney love
hmmmm...
somehow that wretched harpy doesn't quite inspire what her surname suggests..
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