The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[kejk]

What a shitty week I have had:

1) Been hinted at that there's a possibility I may lose my job in March or April
2) Lost my wallet for two days
3) Paid extra for a delivery of some new chainsaw bits to arrive today and City Link didn't even attempt the delivery
4) Get invited out for a meal and some DVDs around a mates house tonight, so I get out the bath, get changed, pick me shit up to stay the night when the phone rings, "Um, you wouldn't mind calling it off, only the boyfriend isn't working after all and you know how funny he is about me having male friends."
5) I remain cool, calm and collected about the above and think I'll just have some of that lush bacon I bought... I fell asleep in the bath and my dog has eaten the bacon.
6) I can't drive to the shop to get some beers as I have already had a can of Guinness



FML!

Edit to add: That fucked off banging cupboard doors and swearing at no-one, christ,

Time to get the razor blades..

[Pi-Krust]

Can't really compete with firkys tales of woe today but I did have a couple of bottles of Gorge Best ale chilling in the freezer that I stupidly forgot about.They've gone semi frozen and now taste completely rank,local shop's just shut now too so can't get a re-up.

[BNanni]

Can't find my fucking IPod

[kejk]

fell a sleep at around 9pm, now im too late to go out because of the shitty laws in scotland

[DZA]

fell a sleep at around 9pm, now im too late to go out because of the shitty laws in scotland

What!?!

[kejk]

fell a sleep at around 9pm, now im too late to go out because of the shitty laws in scotland

What!?!

clubs and pubs can not let people in after 11:30 pm.... so shitty

[DZA]

Thats fucking retarded

[kejk]

Thats fucking retarded

oh and they are not aloud to sell alcohol after 10pm in the supermarket.

and you can't buy cigs anywhere after 10 except for the petrol station.... nightlife sucks here

[firky]

Thats fucking retarded

Nah, you obviously aint been out in Glasgow after 11pm. The NEDS come out

[DZA]

Thats fucking retarded

oh and they are not aloud to sell alcohol after 10pm in the supermarket.

and you can't buy cigs anywhere after 10 except for the petrol station.... nightlife sucks here

Fuck that shit
feel sorry for you

Thats fucking retarded

Nah, you obviously aint been out in Glasgow after 11pm. The NEDS come out

Great

[firky]

They'd rip your socks off

[DZA]

Sounds kinky

[firky]

[elibomyekip]

My gran died. Got no grandparents left now. Hopefully there's some phat inheritance in it.

[kejk]

My last grandparent died about a year ago, and for some reason I didn't really care =/

It sounds horrible, but I just wanted to share it.

[DRTY]

I've woken up and I have fucking major chest pains and I dont know why, feels like someone's battered my chest with an anvil, whenever I move it fucking caines pretty sketched tbh. What side is your heart on?

[kejk]

I've woken up and I have fucking major chest pains and I dont know why, feels like someone's battered my chest with an anvil, whenever I move it fucking caines pretty sketched tbh. What side is your heart on?

The human heart is located in the middle of your chest. The pumping part however is on the left side.

[DRTY]

sweet, the pain is mainly on (my) right. Must have slept like a spstic or something. I hope anyway.

[kejk]

sweet, the pain is mainly on (my) right. Must have slept like a spstic or something. I hope anyway.

You can do weird things in your sleep. A guy here in the office broke his tooth last week while sleeping.

[DRTY]

You can do weird things in your sleep. A guy here in the office broke his tooth last week while sleeping.

Fuckin hell lol, how?!?!?!? Serious grinding maybe